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Blitzkrieg1701
at 10:43PM, March 30, 2009
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God just stared at Ben, and Ben just stared back at God.
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Product Placement
at 9:25PM, March 31, 2009
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This continued for a good long time until the devil showed up with a subpoena.
Those were my two cents.
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Blitzkrieg1701
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“FINALLY!” said God “That was getting REALLY old!”
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Product Placement
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The devil then gave God a phone book sized folder titled, “Heaven and Hell contract, chapter 12, article 25, sub paragraph 23B” where he'd highlighted a page stating that all formichophiliacs should go to Hell.
Those were my two cents.
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Wordweaver_three
at 1:46PM, April 1, 2009
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“Yes,” God stated, “But there is the MAMA MIA clause in chapeter 98, article 1567, sub paragraph 13JJJ, which states: Any formicopiliac that watches MAMA MIA 239 times or more is exempt from the eternal damnation.”
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“Well this was the first time that Ben has seen the film so it's a darn shame that he only watched it 238 times” said the Devil.
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cool guy
at 6:12PM, April 1, 2009
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Ben screamed “NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! NOT MAMA MIA, NOT AGAIN!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
This life we live shall soon be past,only what's done for Christ shall last! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
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Blitzkrieg1701
at 8:00PM, April 1, 2009
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However, The Devil interrupted and laughed “You HAD your chance already, bub!”
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BffSatan
at 9:25PM, April 1, 2009
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“Wait a minute,” said Ben, “I saw the broadway musical last July, I'm saved!”
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Wordweaver_three
at 12:48AM, April 2, 2009
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Both the Devil and God look at Ben in shocked dismay, “What are you gay?” they said in unison.
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gullas
at 3:50AM, April 2, 2009
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And Ben said “no, but it was a bet, I made 200$ by seeing that show.”
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BffSatan
at 2:29AM, April 3, 2009
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“Was it a bet on how gay you could be?” said the Devil making God laugh.
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Wordweaver_three
at 3:20AM, April 4, 2009
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Then Ben started crying and ran away.
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BffSatan
at 9:02AM, April 6, 2009
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“Aw, man,” said God, “now I feel kind of bad… NOT!”
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cool guy
at 3:17PM, April 6, 2009
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Ben fell through a hole in the clouds.
This life we live shall soon be past,only what's done for Christ shall last! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
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BffSatan
at 9:10PM, April 6, 2009
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“Damn it Jesus,” said God, “you said you fixed that!”
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Blitzkrieg1701
at 2:40PM, April 7, 2009
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Ben fell downward from Heaven for 35,678,975,123 days.
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BffSatan
at 8:38PM, April 7, 2009
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By the end of his fall Ben had grown to be the wisest man in the universe, he had had years of solitude to understand everything, he was now wiser then God himself, he was also quite sore from hitting the ground so hard.
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Blitzkrieg1701
at 9:09PM, April 7, 2009
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In a sickeningly ironic twist, the fall also gave him amnesia and locked his new found wisdom deep in his fractured psyche.
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Wordweaver_three
at 12:50AM, April 9, 2009
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He also got a fractured, femur, tibia, fibula, sternum, radius, humerus, and ass.
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BffSatan
at 11:02PM, April 9, 2009
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But the bear he grew during his fall was in one piece, that was the important thing and all the doctors in the hospital told him that.
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TheFlyingGreenMonkey
at 12:14AM, April 10, 2009
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Then a Doctor with a british accent put Ben into a wheelchair and wheeled him into a strange police box.
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BffSatan
at 4:21AM, April 12, 2009
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The doctor and Ben travelled the universe togehter, untill Ben threw up in the Tadis like 5 minutes after take off and the doctor kicked him out.
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Blitzkrieg1701
at 4:45PM, April 12, 2009
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Of course, 5 minutes of OUR time equaled 50 years of time traveling TARDIS time.
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TheFlyingGreenMonkey
at 8:19PM, April 12, 2009
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“Worst 50 years of my life,” said ben, as he realized he was back on planet Lesbino III.
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Wordweaver_three
at 8:33PM, April 12, 2009
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“Oh, there you are,” a nearby pirate exclaimed, “We still have 567 copies of The Princess Diaries that need to be watched.”
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TheFlyingGreenMonkey
at 1:51AM, April 15, 2009
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Ben let out a primal scream of pure pain, that shook the very universe itself.
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gullas
at 5:02AM, April 15, 2009
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And a small dwarf out of nowhere appeared with a digital camera saying “YEAH! That's the selling look” and ran away.
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TheFlyingGreenMonkey
at 7:07PM, April 15, 2009
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Once the dwarf was a mile away, a dragon came from the sky and land next to him.
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Puff_Of_Smoke
at 7:11PM, April 15, 2009
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The dragon, about to speak, gets crushed by a bus created for whales which was, coincidentially, built in Wales.
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I have a gun. It's really powerful. Especially against living things.
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