PLEASE TAKE THE TIME TO READ THIS!

“Okay,” I tell you, “so I lied. No porn.”
You look at me confused. “What? Oh, you want to know why?”
You nod in confirmation.
"To get some attention. I've tried so many freaking times to get an artist. The one time I do, the guy cops out after comic one.“
You look at me with one of your eyebrows raised a bit.
”Yes, I know that sounds rude. But he did. None of my projects ever really died because of me!“
You've now raised both your eyebrows.
”Yeah, I'm looking for an artist for a comic again. How'd you know?“
You point at something.
”Ah, yes, the title of the topic.“
Raising your shoulders, you appear to ask for more information. Your hair falls in front of your eyes and you move it with your left hand.
”Tranche de vie, Slice of life,“ I say. I raise hands as the words appear on the screen behind me. ”Flash, nifty, right?“ I continue. ”Nothing particularly exciting. Three/Four panels a page, two times a week is what I'm looking at.“
You lean back, as if comfortable with my ideas.
Standing up from my chair and turning at the screen, I tell you, ”I like the internet. You?"

Reply either in this topic or contact me through either of the following means.

MSN: msn@squaremonkeys.org
MAIL: johan.tenge.x@gmail.com / msn@squaremonkeys.org
GTalk: johan.tenge.x@gmail.com

After you leave, I find a note with your handwriting on it.
Title? it asks.
Under it I scribble Midnight Fart. I scan it and send it to your email.
In the email, I link to http://www.drunkduck.com/Midnight_Fart_Demo_Reel. Example script.

UPDATE! Some random moron contacted me about this topic. And honestly, it's an absolute moron. If you want to contact me, THIS is not what you should do.

so…. no porn?

i'm a sick guy for clicking on this topic…or maybe i'm just a guy

Or a curious girl…

(Not meaning that you're a girl, sub)

I just wanted porn.

pornotube
I use it every 5 hours

Edit: 3 hours

subcultured
i'm a sick guy for clicking on this topic…or maybe i'm just a guy

don't feel too bad, I'm a girl. Maybe you're just human.

I provided an update at the bottom of the first post.

that guy has a pretty unique style…
http://www.blambot.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=4277&highlight=#4277

i dunno if you should be posting something like that if you want people to contact you. usually in the world of webcomics there are more writers than artists willing to bend towards a writer's will.

HEY!?! WTF! i was hoping for porn and this is the thing i get?

Alright thats it, if i see another thread advertising porn WITH NO PORN INSIDE i will go balistic.