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JohanTenge at 2:57PM, Dec. 18, 2006
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PLEASE TAKE THE TIME TO READ THIS!

“Okay,” I tell you, “so I lied. No porn.”
You look at me confused. “What? Oh, you want to know why?”
You nod in confirmation.
"To get some attention. I've tried so many freaking times to get an artist. The one time I do, the guy cops out after comic one.“
You look at me with one of your eyebrows raised a bit.
”Yes, I know that sounds rude. But he did. None of my projects ever really died because of me!“
You've now raised both your eyebrows.
”Yeah, I'm looking for an artist for a comic again. How'd you know?“
You point at something.
”Ah, yes, the title of the topic.“
Raising your shoulders, you appear to ask for more information. Your hair falls in front of your eyes and you move it with your left hand.
”Tranche de vie, Slice of life,“ I say. I raise hands as the words appear on the screen behind me. ”Flash, nifty, right?“ I continue. ”Nothing particularly exciting. Three/Four panels a page, two times a week is what I'm looking at.“
You lean back, as if comfortable with my ideas.
Standing up from my chair and turning at the screen, I tell you, ”I like the internet. You?"

Reply either in this topic or contact me through either of the following means.

MSN: msn@squaremonkeys.org
MAIL: johan.tenge.x@gmail.com / msn@squaremonkeys.org
GTalk: johan.tenge.x@gmail.com

After you leave, I find a note with your handwriting on it.
Title? it asks.
Under it I scribble Midnight Fart. I scan it and send it to your email.
In the email, I link to http://www.drunkduck.com/Midnight_Fart_Demo_Reel. Example script.

UPDATE! Some random moron contacted me about this topic. And honestly, it's an absolute moron. If you want to contact me, THIS is not what you should do.
Midnight Fart. Huh.
last edited on July 14, 2011 1:10PM
Talking Ketchup at 10:02AM, Dec. 19, 2006
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so…. no porn?
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subcultured at 12:00PM, Dec. 19, 2006
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i'm a sick guy for clicking on this topic…or maybe i'm just a guy
J
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Green_Tangerine at 9:21PM, Dec. 19, 2006
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Or a curious girl…

(Not meaning that you're a girl, sub)
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Talking Ketchup at 7:16AM, Dec. 20, 2006
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I just wanted porn.
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Locoma at 10:19AM, Dec. 20, 2006
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pornotube
I use it every 5 hours

Edit: 3 hours
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Dynamic at 11:09PM, Dec. 20, 2006
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subcultured
i'm a sick guy for clicking on this topic…or maybe i'm just a guy

don't feel too bad, I'm a girl. Maybe you're just human.
last edited on July 14, 2011 12:18PM
JohanTenge at 4:34PM, Dec. 21, 2006
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I provided an update at the bottom of the first post.
Midnight Fart. Huh.
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subcultured at 9:15PM, Dec. 21, 2006
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that guy has a pretty unique style…
http://www.blambot.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=4277&highlight=#4277

i dunno if you should be posting something like that if you want people to contact you. usually in the world of webcomics there are more writers than artists willing to bend towards a writer's will.
J
last edited on July 14, 2011 4:00PM
Glarg at 2:03PM, Dec. 25, 2006
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HEY!?! WTF! i was hoping for porn and this is the thing i get?

Alright thats it, if i see another thread advertising porn WITH NO PORN INSIDE i will go balistic.
last edited on July 14, 2011 12:36PM

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