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Presenting, the movie of the year! Terminator Salv.. no wait...sorry about that. Terminators!
Product Placement at 3:54PM, May 22, 2009
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This one will outshine all the others, I'll guaranty it. You'll have a hard time forgetting about this movie no matter how hard you try.




This is not some fan made fake stuff. This is an actual movie.
Those were my two cents.
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Puff_Of_Smoke at 5:45PM, May 22, 2009
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Oh. My. Goodness.

That was so awful I almost yelled a Chuck Norris joke.

'cause y'know. They're awful too.
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I have a gun. It's really powerful. Especially against living things.
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ParkerFarker at 6:34PM, May 22, 2009
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oh my god, asylum sucks so many dicks. Just google it and somewhere you'll find its list of movie, like Transmorphers and Snakes on a Train, AVH: Alien Vs. Hunter, The Day the Earth Stopped, Sunday School Musical… you know what here: i've done it for you

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Freegurt at 8:04PM, May 22, 2009
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By Lincoln's mighty beard those graphics are amazing! Forget Salvation, I'm going to go right over to Pirate Bay and get me this movie!

Yeeeeaaaahhhh!
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JoeL_CQB at 11:55PM, May 22, 2009
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i don't know what just happened in that trailer….
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ozoneocean at 11:55PM, May 22, 2009
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Eh, the graphics look ok, as things go they did a decent job of it in their counterfeit movie. …except for the muzzle flashes. -_-
 
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dcole at 6:57AM, May 23, 2009
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Anybody ever see Recon 2022? THAT was a bad movie.
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Custard Trout at 1:24PM, May 23, 2009
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It's like they had a budget of fifty pee, and the director blew it all on hookers and booze.
Hey buddy, you should be a Russian Cosmonaut, and here's why.
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seventy2 at 10:38PM, May 23, 2009
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the robot terminators looked like cylons. so did the humanoid ones.


i am a cylon
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ozoneocean at 12:20AM, May 24, 2009
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It's like they had a budget of fifty pee, and the director blew it all on hookers and booze.
Name one director who doesn't :(
 
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BffSatan at 3:13AM, May 24, 2009
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Like terminators? The Asylum have a huge range of fantastic films.

Wikipedia
Two competing groups of high school students must rally together and enter a song and dance competition in order to save their local church from closing.

EDIT: Also, this was just too good not to edit into my post.
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lefarce at 8:14PM, May 24, 2009
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Product Placement
This is an actual movie.

Direct to DVD movie =/= actual movie.

Just like webcomics =/= graphic novels.

 
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ozoneocean at 12:04AM, May 25, 2009
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Direct to DVD movie =/= actual movie.

Just like webcomics =/= graphic novels.
Superficially, yes…

But that's fvcking nonsense really. The only true difference you're talking about there is the type of publishing deal and the distribution method. The products are still what they claim and the quality isn't reliant on the way they're delivered to the consumer.

If you think logically that is. ;)

Yes you have a lot of bad webcomics because they don't have to go through the vetting process of a publisher and yes you have a lot of bad direct to DVD movies because they don't have to go through the studio process. etc. But that doesn't MEAN they will be bad, just the same as major movies and published graphic novels will never all be good.

You get good stuff and horrible stuff both ways. Arbitrary distinctions such as yours are just a little bit childish ;)
 
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Custard Trout at 1:35AM, May 25, 2009
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Don't you love it when Ozone wanks on about something completely obvious in response to something that was clearly (well, probably) a joke?
Hey buddy, you should be a Russian Cosmonaut, and here's why.
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ozoneocean at 4:59AM, May 25, 2009
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Custard Trout
in response to something that was clearly (well, probably) a joke?
You've not met leFarce I take it? ;)

Now, he'd claim that was a joke. But it's an opinion that he's always expressed as long as I've seen him post.
 
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Custard Trout at 5:32AM, May 25, 2009
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I generally assume everything lefarce says is either a joke or an attempt at trolling or both.
Hey buddy, you should be a Russian Cosmonaut, and here's why.
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ozoneocean at 5:56AM, May 25, 2009
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He's not quite that shallow trouty, there's a real person behind the farce.
 
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ParkerFarker at 10:11AM, May 25, 2009
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Anybody ever see Recon 2022? THAT was a bad movie.

Machine Girl

“We are in the stickiest situation since Sticky the stick insect got stuck on a sticky bun.” - Blackadder
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bravo1102 at 4:47PM, May 25, 2009
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None of you have any taste in movies. lol! I suppose you all go around drinking lattes and talking about Truffaut and Godard. Like the young lady who thought telling anecdotes about Sergei Eisenstein at a wedding proved something.

The dumbass guy in the Army uniform was the only one there who understood it. The last person such people think know about cinema as opposed to Asylum films and other wonderful drek.

But I love Asylum films. I'd like them to produce one of my scripts. :)
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machinehead at 8:11PM, May 26, 2009
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Wow that looked bad. I'm sure that will make it onto the Scifi channel in no time.
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ParkerFarker at 12:22PM, May 30, 2009
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Wow that looked bad. I'm sure that will make it onto the Scifi channel in no time.

so I guess you have seen a Sci Fi channel movie? hahahaha they suck SSOOOO much.

“We are in the stickiest situation since Sticky the stick insect got stuck on a sticky bun.” - Blackadder
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