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Ruin A Wish game
KarenB at 3:16PM, Nov. 13, 2006
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This game is stolen from another forum (as with many forum games ;) ) and in short, it's about making a wish for someone else to ruin. Example:

First poster: I wish I didn't have to get up early tomorrow.

Secoond poster: Granted. You don't have to wake up early tomorrow. In fact, you're forced to wake up extremely late as someone put strong sleep medicine in your afternoon drink. When you finally wake up you're an old, wrinkley shadow of your former self, bearing so much alzheimers that you can't even remember what life used to be like in the past.

Then second poster follows up with: I wish that…

Make it smart, make it funny, make it any way you like. You can make it wacky and draw it way out of line, that's what the game is for. :P Please remember to post a new wish for the next one beneath you to ‘grant’. ^^


I wish I didn't have to attend that school trip tomorrow.
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LIZARD_B1TE at 3:32PM, Nov. 13, 2006
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You get run over and die, thus preventing you from going on the school trip.

I wish had a million bucks (saw that coming, didn't you?)
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Dan at 3:59PM, Nov. 13, 2006
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You get a billion bucks… the ones on the deer.

I wish I died a horrible, horrible death.
“I like shooting, but I sure as hell don't like being shot at.”
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LIZARD_B1TE at 4:19PM, Nov. 13, 2006
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You get cast in a movie in which your character dies a horrible, horrible death. Then, as an award for your marvelous acting, you are given an amazing escort of armed body guards who prevent you from dying of anything other than old age.

I wish people would be nicer to me, I mean, come on, I am so awesome…
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Atom Apple at 5:12PM, Nov. 13, 2006
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Granted. People will now be nicer to you, seeing as you are now the only African with money. Have fun living for the next week.

I wish I could have an infinite amount of wishes.
i will also like to know you the more
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deletedbyrequest03 at 5:19PM, Nov. 13, 2006
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Granted, but every time you make a wish, you will grow more and more insane.

I wish the walls in my room were purple.

This year, school's full of BS!!!
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strong414bad at 5:21PM, Nov. 13, 2006
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Granted, but the purple on your walls turns out to be a poison which kills you in a very slow, painful manner. And removes your pants.

I wish I was a superhero!
Why hello there.
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deletedbyrequest03 at 5:39PM, Nov. 13, 2006
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Granted, but you have the lamest powers ever. Like… being able to foam at the mouth uncontrollably. YOU HELP NO ONE.

I wish I knew EVERY SINGLE LANGUAGE KNOWN TO MAN O_O

This year, school's full of BS!!!
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Mega Josh at 5:49PM, Nov. 13, 2006
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Granted, but you still can't talk to animals.

I wish I were a rock star.
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Dan at 6:16PM, Nov. 13, 2006
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Granted. You're a rock made out of star.

I wish my wish was fulfilled.
“I like shooting, but I sure as hell don't like being shot at.”
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deletedbyrequest03 at 8:04PM, Nov. 13, 2006
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Granted, but because the wish wasn't specified, you lost your wish.

I wish school wasn't so difficult for me.

This year, school's full of BS!!!
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Mega Josh at 9:56PM, Nov. 13, 2006
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Granted. You now take up special ed.

I wish I were immortal.
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Nightmare Zero at 5:20AM, Nov. 14, 2006
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Ok granted. But it doesn't stop your aging…

I wish I had a sandwitch.
I'll accept your challenge anytime!

And check out Crest Holders!

http://www.drunkduck.com/community/view_topic.php?tid=24926&cid=233
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KarenB at 8:00AM, Nov. 14, 2006
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Granted. You have a hideous witch made of sand. She waves her wand and makes you into a sandbox, then marries you. You get a lot of ugly sandcastle-kids. :P


I wish I wish I hadn't killed that fish.
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Nightmare Zero at 8:26AM, Nov. 14, 2006
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Wish granted. It's the other way around.

I wish there was peace on earth.
I'll accept your challenge anytime!

And check out Crest Holders!

http://www.drunkduck.com/community/view_topic.php?tid=24926&cid=233
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AQua_ng at 10:30AM, Nov. 14, 2006
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Granted, everyone is happy with each other and loves the world. You've now made Earth vulnerable to all attacks from Mars. Even the verbal ones. Way to go A-hole.

I wish that I had a perfect life.

K.A.L.A-dan! Brigade Captain :D
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doomscorpion1992 at 10:33AM, Nov. 14, 2006
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Granted: you get bored of having a perfect life and kill yourself

I wish my scanner worked
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DANMIT! i changed again
Top Drawer Fence-Sitter.
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The mediocre one at 11:01AM, Nov. 14, 2006
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Granted but it runs on the blood of orphaned virgins.

I wish I could be in texas.
Paper Mache Cataclysm
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Nightmare Zero at 11:13AM, Nov. 14, 2006
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Granted, but your with George W. Bush.

I wish Sigma would stop coming back to life.
I'll accept your challenge anytime!

And check out Crest Holders!

http://www.drunkduck.com/community/view_topic.php?tid=24926&cid=233
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LIZARD_B1TE at 3:25PM, Nov. 14, 2006
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Granted. So this Sigma dude dies and stays dead… and everyone else dies with him.

I wish people would stop starting their posts with “Granted.”
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strong414bad at 3:30PM, Nov. 14, 2006
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Granted. But now everybody starts them with Wish granted, which is the same thing but takes up more space.

I wish I could have a delicious muffin!
Why hello there.
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Aeon at 3:52PM, Nov. 14, 2006
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Granted. You have the most delicious muffin ever known in the universe. Everything else you taste pales in comparison to that one, glorious muffin. You stop eating, and eventually starve to death.

I wish I could fly.
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LIZARD_B1TE at 4:06PM, Nov. 14, 2006
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Granted. But you get mistaken for an alien weapon, get captured by the government, and subjected to inhumane experiments over at Area 51.

I wish for…. a way to finish this sentence.
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deletedbyrequest03 at 5:42PM, Nov. 14, 2006
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Granted. You finish it with ‘gee, Mr. Jackson, a little to the left’… And you're ten years old.

I wish tinker bell would explode.

wtf?! she's annoying :D

This year, school's full of BS!!!
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Brinx at 7:11PM, Nov. 14, 2006
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Granted. But people then blamed you for it and word gets out and you're thenn arrested. You were then found guilty and were sentence to life in prison. Why? Cause apperantly your state has a law that states that harming a fairy in anyway can be very punishble by law.

I wish I was ruler of the world know as earth.
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Atom Apple at 7:25PM, Nov. 14, 2006
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Granted. But now everybody starts them with Wish granted, which is the same thing but takes up more space.
Wish granted. A mutiny (of mutants) kills you.

I wish you wouldn't post.
i will also like to know you the more
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KarenB at 5:09AM, Nov. 15, 2006
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Granted. Since ‘you’ doesn't seem to refer to anyone specifically, all people stop posting in all forums on the internet (as well as certain billboards). You realize too late that your only friends were here, and now when you're unable to reach them, you become crazy from loneliness.

I wish I had more time to draw.

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Nightmare Zero at 5:24AM, Nov. 15, 2006
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Granted. You get locked up in an Insane Aslyum after you kill your husband.

I wish I could meet the actual Zero.
I'll accept your challenge anytime!

And check out Crest Holders!

http://www.drunkduck.com/community/view_topic.php?tid=24926&cid=233
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AQua_ng at 8:56AM, Nov. 15, 2006
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Granted. And guess what? Really, guess. The actual Zero is actually a transvestite. And I think (s)he's pretty horney right now…

I wish to reach the top.

K.A.L.A-dan! Brigade Captain :D
K.A.L.A.-dan forums!
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Nightmare Zero at 8:59AM, Nov. 15, 2006
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Granted. You land on Mt. Everest. and you die from falling from the mountain.

I wish for nothing.
I'll accept your challenge anytime!

And check out Crest Holders!

http://www.drunkduck.com/community/view_topic.php?tid=24926&cid=233
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