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RoronoaZoro at 9:56AM, Nov. 12, 2007

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Granted but the Wii can't handle it and explodes and kills you…

I wish I would come back…

I'm Zoro! Upper left is Hunter, Upper Right is Zeke, Lower left is Shadow, and Lower right is Rage.
http://www.drunkduck.com/Megaman_Zero/
http://www.drunkduck.com/McChocobo/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Maverick_Hunters_22XX/

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Thevampire_kain01 at 10:56AM, Nov. 12, 2007

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Granted! You came back with a tumor tho.

I wish i had the body of kain, the intellegents of a genius and a big crotch (can't say the d word on here i think)white hair and face thats hard to resist to girls, a charming voice, and at last immortality with no desieses or problems with me.

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Coveinant at 2:03PM, Nov. 12, 2007

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granted but that wish is so perfectly worded that you eventually regret wishing it and make an anti-wish to it.

I wish I felt a bit better, and that people would stop making jokes at my exspence.

Enter my contests and be happy about your ideas.

go here, I may have left you something good
CJ

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Thevampire_kain01 at 5:14AM, Nov. 13, 2007

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Grated! but now animals make jokes at you!

I wish that Jessica Rabbit was my girlfriend and roger rabbit excepted it and jessica rabbit had no disseases or anything wrong with her! (that means her chest is the same)and she isn't a guy!

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kitty17 at 10:57AM, Nov. 13, 2007

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Granted! Except she' a cartoon and there seems to be a TV screen in the way of your exploits.

I wish for a white christmas.

K.A.L.A.-dan! Moe Maid ;3
Pastel and Kitty :3

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Thevampire_kain01 at 5:15AM, Nov. 14, 2007

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Granted but its too white and you go blind!

I wish for another wish!

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BloodTh at 2:10PM, Nov. 14, 2007

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granted, but wishing for another wish doesn't mean that wish will actually be granted!

I wanna be a rock star!

You call me evil? My son, there is no good or evil! There is only power, and those too weak to see it. I had hoped that you, Blood, would understand that, being the demon of Darkness!
http://www.drunkduck.com/Blood_Random_Life/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Suibom/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Bloods_Trials/

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Absolute Zero at 3:12PM, Nov. 14, 2007

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u become a cock star

i wanna be a demon

and i dont want the world to see me cause i dont think that theyed understand when everythings made to be broken i just want to know who i am!

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BloodTh at 3:21PM, Nov. 14, 2007

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granted, you become a demon, but you become the most religious demon ever!

I wanna bleach my hair white!

You call me evil? My son, there is no good or evil! There is only power, and those too weak to see it. I had hoped that you, Blood, would understand that, being the demon of Darkness!
http://www.drunkduck.com/Blood_Random_Life/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Suibom/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Bloods_Trials/

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Absolute Zero at 3:30PM, Nov. 14, 2007

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granted u become a angel…a black man angel

and i dont want the world to see me cause i dont think that theyed understand when everythings made to be broken i just want to know who i am!

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BloodTh at 3:58PM, Nov. 14, 2007

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no wish? Damn you're stupid!

I want a brand new house on an episode of Cribs and a bathroom I can play baseball in!

You call me evil? My son, there is no good or evil! There is only power, and those too weak to see it. I had hoped that you, Blood, would understand that, being the demon of Darkness!
http://www.drunkduck.com/Blood_Random_Life/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Suibom/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Bloods_Trials/

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Coveinant at 4:01PM, Nov. 14, 2007

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I can't grant that because it's quoting a song.

I wish you guys would get my avie

Enter my contests and be happy about your ideas.

go here, I may have left you something good
CJ

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BloodTh at 4:14PM, Nov. 14, 2007

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granted, but then everyonr forces you yo change it.

I want a brand new house on an episode of Cribs and a bathroom I can play baseball in! (I'm gonna keep on posting this until I'm satisfied with the way it's ruined!)

You call me evil? My son, there is no good or evil! There is only power, and those too weak to see it. I had hoped that you, Blood, would understand that, being the demon of Darkness!
http://www.drunkduck.com/Blood_Random_Life/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Suibom/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Bloods_Trials/

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Coveinant at 4:57PM, Nov. 14, 2007

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Granted but they find you have 500 dead bodies in the tub. You are arrested and you are killed in the yard.

I wish that I could get some possitive ruining for my last wish. (it turns out good for me)

Enter my contests and be happy about your ideas.

go here, I may have left you something good
CJ

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Thevampire_kain01 at 5:14AM, Nov. 16, 2007

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Granted! But you die 5 sec. after that happens

I wish for a Yager bomber (its a drink)

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BloodTh at 10:14PM, Nov. 16, 2007

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granted, but you get so wasted off it, you crash into a cop car, and then, when your trying to run from him, you smash into a semi-truck!

I want a credit card that's got no limit and a big black jet with a bedroom in it!

You call me evil? My son, there is no good or evil! There is only power, and those too weak to see it. I had hoped that you, Blood, would understand that, being the demon of Darkness!
http://www.drunkduck.com/Blood_Random_Life/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Suibom/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Bloods_Trials/

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Thevampire_kain01 at 5:11AM, Nov. 19, 2007

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Granted! but you can't join the mile high club at 30,000 feet and you crash after take off cuzz of lack of pilots.

i wish for an electric guitar!

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BloodTh at 1:16PM, Nov. 19, 2007

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Granted! but it electrocutes you! (btw, it's 37000 feet)

I wanna a new tour bus full of old guitars, my own star on hollywood boulevard. (ok after this one, I'll quit with the wanna be a rockstar things.)

You call me evil? My son, there is no good or evil! There is only power, and those too weak to see it. I had hoped that you, Blood, would understand that, being the demon of Darkness!
http://www.drunkduck.com/Blood_Random_Life/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Suibom/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Bloods_Trials/

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Orange at 8:41PM, Nov. 19, 2007

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Granted, all the guitars are broken and rotting. Moments after your star is seen, an angry mob tramples all over it.

I wish this thread would get to fifty pages…

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Coveinant at 8:43PM, Nov. 19, 2007

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granted but it takes us another month to do it.

I wish for more poeple to join the avatar RPG game.

Enter my contests and be happy about your ideas.

go here, I may have left you something good
CJ

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tokyopimp5764 at 2:03PM, Nov. 20, 2007

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grated now you can't get a post in the way it was ment to be

i wish i could get on dd whenever i wanted

ruler of the all rpg's and destroyer of haggar and rusty knight and oh “Remember, kiddies! Cussing makes you cool!” www.freewebs.com/killer5764

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BloodTh at 7:39PM, Nov. 20, 2007

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Granted! You buy a laptop real cheap! Unfortunatly, you cross a street while on DD, and get hit by a car. The laptop is smashed, but miraculously, you survive. You wake up in the hospital, look at you table and see the laptop in perfect condition. You grab it up and go on DD. Then a heavy machine next to your bed falls on you. The laptop is still in good condition. It is then that you suspect somethin' might be wrong with your laptop. You get up, wheel youself over to the window and throw the laptop out the window. You turn around to go back to your bed and see the laptop next to your bed. You wheel yourself out the door as fast as you can, but don't see the stairs. You go flying down them and die from a broken neck. Morale of this story, never buy a cheap laptop.

I wish for the movie of my Demon of Darkness comic.

You call me evil? My son, there is no good or evil! There is only power, and those too weak to see it. I had hoped that you, Blood, would understand that, being the demon of Darkness!
http://www.drunkduck.com/Blood_Random_Life/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Suibom/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Bloods_Trials/

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korosu at 12:07PM, Nov. 25, 2007

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Granted, but they decide to cast Chris Crocker (this guy) gets casted as the lead character.

I wish I'll pass all my finals with flying colors.

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BloodTh at 1:41PM, Nov. 25, 2007

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(dude, it would be an anime.)

Granted, but they are nullified because you are suspected of cheating. You have to take them all over again.

I wish the Demon of Darkness RPG game I'm planning on making was actually bein' made by Square-Enix. Also, that I knew how to make it.

You call me evil? My son, there is no good or evil! There is only power, and those too weak to see it. I had hoped that you, Blood, would understand that, being the demon of Darkness!
http://www.drunkduck.com/Blood_Random_Life/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Suibom/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Bloods_Trials/

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korosu at 3:35PM, Nov. 25, 2007

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BloodTh
(dude, it would be an anime.)

(My bad. I assumed you were talking live-action here.)

Granted, but they end up screwing you by not giving you any of the profits or credit.

I wish I could co-star with Johnny Depp in a movie.

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BloodTh at 5:44PM, Nov. 25, 2007

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granted. But it turns out you get killed in the movie. Unfortunately, they were accidentally usin' live bullets.

I wish for the world's smartest woman, who also happens to be the world's hottest woman.

You call me evil? My son, there is no good or evil! There is only power, and those too weak to see it. I had hoped that you, Blood, would understand that, being the demon of Darkness!
http://www.drunkduck.com/Blood_Random_Life/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Suibom/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Bloods_Trials/

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korosu at 6:49PM, Nov. 25, 2007

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Granted, but she picks her nose and eats the loot right in front of you.

I wish for world domination! *shakes fist*

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kitty17 at 7:25PM, Nov. 25, 2007

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Granted you dominate the world 3 seconds before it ends.

I wish I could stop procrastinating.

K.A.L.A.-dan! Moe Maid ;3
Pastel and Kitty :3

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BloodTh at 2:48AM, Nov. 26, 2007

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granted, but then you start masterbating to pictures of Shadow the hedgehog (hey, ya ain't procrastinatin' anymore) And not just any Shadow, but Shadow Goth (from my comic).

I wish I could watch a really hot woman take a shower without any consequences.

You call me evil? My son, there is no good or evil! There is only power, and those too weak to see it. I had hoped that you, Blood, would understand that, being the demon of Darkness!
http://www.drunkduck.com/Blood_Random_Life/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Suibom/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Bloods_Trials/

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korosu at 7:33AM, Nov. 26, 2007

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Granted, but it turns out the really hot woman is really a hermaphrodite and has a thang.

I wish I can go back to NYC this summer.

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