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Russian Reversal!
IamDave at 6:03PM, Sept. 28, 2007
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Thought this board needed this kind of thread. It's simple.

1. Make up a Russian Reversal joke
2. Post it here

Here's some I made up…

In Soviet Russia…
…everlasting peace fights for YOU!!!
…blood of the innocent drinks YOU!!!
…spritesheet rippers don't give credit to YOU!!!
…forums post YOU!!!
…Pinky TA drools over YOU!!!
…Dr. Wily's last form in Mega Man 7 finds it impossible to beat YOU!!! (hey, the USSR doesn't sound so bad after all…)
…litter box cleans YOU!!!
…Yellow Submarine goes gets drunk for the sole purpose of watching YOU!!!
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BloodTh at 6:27PM, Sept. 28, 2007
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I'll be your first poster.

the snickers bar eats YOU!
You call me evil? My son, there is no good or evil! There is only power, and those too weak to see it. I had hoped that you, Blood, would understand that, being the demon of Darkness!
http://www.drunkduck.com/Blood_Random_Life/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Suibom/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Bloods_Trials/
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Rage Nakasa at 8:24PM, Sept. 28, 2007
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Watch watches YOU!
I decree Boot to the head to all.

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IamDave at 8:30PM, Sept. 28, 2007
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…Easter eggs find YOU!!!
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Rage Nakasa at 8:33PM, Sept. 28, 2007
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Cartoons watch YOU!
I decree Boot to the head to all.

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BloodTh at 9:03PM, Sept. 28, 2007
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girls fuck YOU!
You call me evil? My son, there is no good or evil! There is only power, and those too weak to see it. I had hoped that you, Blood, would understand that, being the demon of Darkness!
http://www.drunkduck.com/Blood_Random_Life/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Suibom/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Bloods_Trials/
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Rage Nakasa at 9:10PM, Sept. 28, 2007
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Music listens to YOU!!!!
I decree Boot to the head to all.

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Rusty Knight at 9:12PM, Sept. 28, 2007
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Government listens to YOU!
I'm Jon. You can call me Dr. Jon… but I prefer Jon since I'm not really a Doctor.

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BloodTh at 9:12PM, Sept. 28, 2007
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the world bows to YOU!
You call me evil? My son, there is no good or evil! There is only power, and those too weak to see it. I had hoped that you, Blood, would understand that, being the demon of Darkness!
http://www.drunkduck.com/Blood_Random_Life/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Suibom/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Bloods_Trials/
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IamDave at 9:20PM, Sept. 28, 2007
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…NL Central clinches YOU!!!

(go cubs)
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Rage Nakasa at 9:24PM, Sept. 28, 2007
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Newpaper reads YOU!!!!
I decree Boot to the head to all.

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BloodTh at 9:28PM, Sept. 28, 2007
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Eminem laughs at YOU for being gay!
You call me evil? My son, there is no good or evil! There is only power, and those too weak to see it. I had hoped that you, Blood, would understand that, being the demon of Darkness!
http://www.drunkduck.com/Blood_Random_Life/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Suibom/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Bloods_Trials/
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Rage Nakasa at 9:35PM, Sept. 28, 2007
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Games play YOU!!!
I decree Boot to the head to all.

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BloodTh at 10:04PM, Sept. 28, 2007
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the main character of life is YOU!
You call me evil? My son, there is no good or evil! There is only power, and those too weak to see it. I had hoped that you, Blood, would understand that, being the demon of Darkness!
http://www.drunkduck.com/Blood_Random_Life/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Suibom/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Bloods_Trials/
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IamDave at 10:06PM, Sept. 28, 2007
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…duck gets drunk on YOU!!!
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ShinGen at 10:07PM, Sept. 28, 2007
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Chair sits on YOU!

Welcome to the academy of the 1337. Try not to get fragged.
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BloodTh at 10:17PM, Sept. 28, 2007
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sorry ran outta things.
You call me evil? My son, there is no good or evil! There is only power, and those too weak to see it. I had hoped that you, Blood, would understand that, being the demon of Darkness!
http://www.drunkduck.com/Blood_Random_Life/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Suibom/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Bloods_Trials/
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ShinGen at 10:30PM, Sept. 28, 2007
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Things run outta YOU!

Welcome to the academy of the 1337. Try not to get fragged.
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Rage Nakasa at 8:39AM, Sept. 29, 2007
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cup drinks YOU!!!!
I decree Boot to the head to all.

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AQua_ng at 8:49AM, Sept. 29, 2007
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In mother Russia, thread from January makes you.

K.A.L.A-dan! Brigade Captain :D
K.A.L.A.-dan forums!
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BloodTh at 8:53AM, Sept. 29, 2007
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YOU boss around AQua!
You call me evil? My son, there is no good or evil! There is only power, and those too weak to see it. I had hoped that you, Blood, would understand that, being the demon of Darkness!
http://www.drunkduck.com/Blood_Random_Life/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Suibom/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Bloods_Trials/
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Rusty Knight at 10:11AM, Sept. 29, 2007
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Meat beats YOU
I'm Jon. You can call me Dr. Jon… but I prefer Jon since I'm not really a Doctor.

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IamDave at 12:04PM, Sept. 29, 2007
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AQua_ng
In mother Russia, thread from January makes you.

In Soviet Russia, Sorry says YOU!!!
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Rusty Knight at 4:17PM, Sept. 29, 2007
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In soviet russia… TV watches YOU!
I'm Jon. You can call me Dr. Jon… but I prefer Jon since I'm not really a Doctor.

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BloodTh at 4:21PM, Sept. 29, 2007
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In soviet russia, the nuclear bomb launches YOU!

finally thought of another one!
You call me evil? My son, there is no good or evil! There is only power, and those too weak to see it. I had hoped that you, Blood, would understand that, being the demon of Darkness!
http://www.drunkduck.com/Blood_Random_Life/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Suibom/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Bloods_Trials/
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Rage Nakasa at 7:47PM, Sept. 29, 2007
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Guns shoot YOU!!!

…want… don't they do that normally?
I decree Boot to the head to all.

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ShinGen at 2:50AM, Sept. 30, 2007
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Monkey spanks YOU!

Welcome to the academy of the 1337. Try not to get fragged.
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BloodTh at 3:41AM, Sept. 30, 2007
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“In this world gone crazy, we won't spank the monkey, the monkey will spank us!”

Gyaha! Jay and silent bob reference!

Ok here it is.

a warhammer swings YOU!
You call me evil? My son, there is no good or evil! There is only power, and those too weak to see it. I had hoped that you, Blood, would understand that, being the demon of Darkness!
http://www.drunkduck.com/Blood_Random_Life/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Suibom/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Bloods_Trials/
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Rage Nakasa at 4:37PM, Sept. 30, 2007
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…Avater changes YOU!!!!
I decree Boot to the head to all.

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IamDave at 5:03PM, Sept. 30, 2007
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…sins die on the cross for YOU!!!
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