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subcultured at 12:03PM, May 29, 2009
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Wimbledon hopeful and Tennis star Simona Halep wants surgery to reduce the size of her 34dd breasts. Having the same size breasts at Halep, I completely understand that is not easy playing sports while carrying around a pair of 34dd breasts! Not only do you have to deal with them bouncing but, it is uncomfortable and slows you WAY down!

I am 5′9” and carrying around these 34dd breasts for 12 years and it has been painful and annoying so, I can’t imagine how somebody 5′5” manages. Ladies with smaller breasts always bitch and complain that I should be happy and grateful but, how can I be when I can barely walk five feet without worrying about looking like a pornstar circus clown.

Anyways, The Sun was the first to report that Halep wanted a breast reduction. The magazine quoted Halep as saying;

“The breasts make me uncomfortable when I play. It’s the weight that troubles me - my ability to react quickly.”

She is rumored to be undergoing surgery later in the year.

Also The Sun reported that her pigheaded fan are signing a petition titled “Save Simona Halep Boobs.”

Only men!


you know if she does have it reduced, she's gonna be like when piccolo took off his weight vest. she's gonna be super fast! ^_^


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ParkerFarker at 12:11PM, May 29, 2009
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NO DON'T DO IT SIMONA!

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AwesomeUnicorn at 11:02PM, May 29, 2009
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For the love of god, keep them!
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ozoneocean at 11:27PM, May 29, 2009
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Ha! I was reading about her the other day! Funny, I thought this news was old…
Ah well, this sort of focus on her tits won't help her keep them, more likely to swing her closer to lopping them… :(
 
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Aurora Moon at 7:49AM, May 30, 2009
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and I guess nobody's commenting on the unfortunate bungle in her shorts in the second picture, and what it looks like?

*snickers*
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PIT_FACE at 8:33AM, May 30, 2009
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and I guess nobody's commenting on the unfortunate bungle in her shorts in the second picture, and what it looks like?

*snickers*


AAHHHHHAHAHAHA!I SEE IT! I SEE IT! shit..kinda impossible NOT to see it now…
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ozoneocean at 10:08AM, May 30, 2009
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Aurora Moon
and I guess nobody's commenting on the unfortunate bungle in her shorts in the second picture, and what it looks like?

*snickers*


AAHHHHHAHAHAHA!I SEE IT! I SEE IT! shit..kinda impossible NOT to see it now…
She has a massive pair of hairy balls in there…

Tennis balls. ;)






And a gigantic erection.
 
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subcultured at 12:35PM, June 3, 2009
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lol

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BIG-BUSTED volleyball player Alena Schurkova has begged tennis ace Simona Halep not to have her boobs reduced.

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Alena, 42, who boasts 32E breasts told 17-year-old Wimbledon hopeful Simona: “Don't do it you can be a champion with big boobs.”
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Lord Shplane at 1:45PM, June 3, 2009
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Seems to me like having a couple of hurdles to jump over would in the end make you a better player. If you constantly have to fight against your own personal annoyances, it'd be a lot easier to forget other shit when you're playing.

But then again I don't play sports or have bewbs, so what do I know?
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Aurora Moon at 4:36PM, June 3, 2009
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I find it kind of funny though… that the majority of people against her having an breast reduction seems to be the guys.

on this other forum I go to, the guys even likened it to surgery on a penis or something… saying that it was just body mutilation.

obviously, such guys have no idea what it's like to have breasts… and how having breasts that's way too big can literally come with a multitude of health problems. in fact an study even said that depending on the size and the weight could cut down a woman's life span due to the health problems that they caused.

one of my aunts used to have those giant boobs… they just kept on growing bigger and bigger every time she had kids, and didn't return to normal when she was past the breastfeeding stage. she was way past the DD-cup stage… they were nearly large as the rest of her own body. the only reason why she could even walk was because she still had the fat from the pregnancies to help support her body.

as an result, she actually needed to go to the doctors every month because the back pain they caused her was so bad, that she was trying all different kinds of pain meds but nothing worked. it was like akin to having the worst incurable headache… a pain that doesn't just go away.

so in the end she opted to have breast reductions in order to cut down on all the bills from doctors, the meds, and everything else.

a clear case that bigger isn't always better.

thank god I only have a breast size between an B and a C cup. :p
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ozoneocean at 4:48PM, June 3, 2009
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so what do I know?
You're Shplane so… nothing. :(
Aurora Moon
thank god I only have a breast size between an B and a C cup. :p
Pics or it didn't happen! :)
 
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HippieVan at 4:50PM, June 3, 2009
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I understand why an athlete would want that done, but the woman who wrote that article is just kind of annoying. If you have back problems, or it's stopping you from doing something important(like Halep's tennis) then yeah, a breast reduction might be a good idea. Whoever wrote that article is just being whiny.
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bravo1102 at 8:58PM, June 3, 2009
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My sister-in-law has had all kinds of back problems because of her large chest. When Carolyn was Simona Halep's age she had the same figure.

Now it's too late to get the reduction but she wishes she hadn't listened to her husband. Okay guys tie two basket balls to your chest and play tennis. lol!

Queen Latifah got a breast reduction because of back problems. One child tv star got massive reductions because she was well into the alphabet at 18 with a petite figure.
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ozoneocean at 12:21AM, June 4, 2009
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One child tv star got massive reductions because she was well into the alphabet at 18 with a petite figure.
Punky Brewster? :)

Basketballs are way bigger… That there is Chelsea Charms territory. ;)
Hippie Van
Whoever wrote that article is just being whiny.
She sounds to me more like she's showing off about her boobage… People proud of certain things find all sorts of ways and opportunities to boast, even when it doesn't seem like it.

I've known too many women exactly like that.
 
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Lord Shplane at 6:48AM, June 4, 2009
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Lord Shplane
so what do I know?
You're Shplane so… nothing. :(
Aurora Moon
thank god I only have a breast size between an B and a C cup. :p
Pics or it didn't happen! :)

You haven't gotten depressed enough at living in a prison colony to kill yourself yet? I'm pretty surprised.

My previous point still stands. Doing something under more adverse circumstances tends to make you better at it in the end to compensate. This just seems like she's taking the easy way out instead of trying to improve. I know she's a professional tennis player and all, but really, it seems so DUMB.
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ozoneocean at 7:42AM, June 4, 2009
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Lord Shplane
You haven't gotten depressed enough at living in a prison colony to kill yourself yet? I'm pretty surprised.
Well you haven't, so I don't know why you would be…?
Lord Shplane
Doing something under more adverse circumstances tends to make you better at it in the end to compensate. This just seems like she's taking the easy way out instead of trying to improve.
In sport people do anything to cut corners and try and get ahead. They're not interested in that sort of Rocky Balboa stuff. Booby reduction is legal and will help (she believes), so she'll get it.

…Not much different from performance enhancing drugs really, and that's sad. It's fine if they affect her quality of life generally, but just to get an advantage in sport… Not cool.
 
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bravo1102 at 7:54AM, June 4, 2009
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A lot of tennis players live, eat and sleep tennis. That is their life, so their quality of life would be affected by large mammalia. It's the same as swimmers and cyclists shaving their body hair. 34DD is perfect for a B-movie actress but a tennis player? How about a swimmer? Not exactly streamlined, like one of those big sonar bulges on a destroyer. ;)

As for the basket ball boobs, old joke. One reason I hate porn these days are those ridiculous saline/silicone gravity defying breasts. Compare a basket ball to some of those breast implants… lol!
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ozoneocean at 8:05AM, June 4, 2009
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Oh no, string is where it's at for the biggun's ;)
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It's her “life” until her late 20's… at best. This isn't the days of Martina Navratalova anymore. And besides, that's not a life “quality” issue, you're just being disingenuous there. -_-

As for the example of a swimmer, it depends- they help a lot with bouyancey because it's all low density fat tissue. Breasts can be moulded into any streamlined shape required for the few minutes that the entire swim event takes. Those bodysuits they wear these days are pretty tight ;)
 
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bravo1102 at 11:28PM, June 4, 2009
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This is her choice and her life and if she feels it is necessary to improve what she percieves as her quality of life, I support her. You could argue that any cosmetic surgery is like that and ignore the person's feelings, wants and needs. Knowing women who run around with large mammalia I don't blame her one bit. I looked into this for a character I wrote about. ;)

And did you ever think how uncomfortable those skintight outfits are when you try to fit in things that just don't squish well, like double delta breasts? Wearing certain types of tight athletic clothing can be painful. Very painful. Extremely uncomfortable and painful. Absolute agony. Just thinking about it again makes me wince. Some things on some people just aren't made to squish like that.

Maybe a boob transplant from Simona Halep to Kiera Knightly?
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ozoneocean at 12:11AM, June 5, 2009
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Oh don't get all booby neofeminist-man on me. lol!

Women have lived with boobs for a couple of millions years and been ok. These booby arguments sort of come down to:
-Person who likes boobs wants girl to keep them.
-Person who thinks only male bodies are any good at sports wants her to lop them.

Well I think boobs are great, but;
-I support a person's right to do with their body whatever they want.
-I don't think that trying to gain a performance boost in a sport is a good reason, for her: It won't give her a performance boost and her sporting career in tennis is an eyeblink (that's just how it is with that sport). No if it's for vanity or whatever then that's a better reason since that really IS an on going concern. ;)
 
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cirienphoenix at 12:11AM, June 5, 2009
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Really, men can say “no keep them keep them!” But really, what do us women even use breasts for? They really don't serve much of a sexual purpose, and the size doesn't make a bit of difference as far as something like their nipple sensitivity goes. Plus, they do tend to get in the way or cause more problems than they are actually good for.

I'm sorry, but any woman who says she wants them smaller and wants to go through the trouble of a surgery, obviously has more than one reason she wants it done. If men want to look at giant boobs, there's a whole slew of internet out there for perusing.
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ozoneocean at 12:57AM, June 5, 2009
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I'm sorry, but any woman who says she wants them smaller and wants to go through the trouble of a surgery, obviously has more than one reason she wants it done. If men want to look at giant boobs, there's a whole slew of internet out there for perusing.
I think you're being a bit shallow there- Claiming that the only possible reason for the other side could be something superficial.

Her stated reason is her sport, that's the only “fact” we have to work with here, the rest is supposition, on all sides. ;)
 
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cirienphoenix at 12:05PM, June 5, 2009
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Claiming that the only possible reason for the other side could be something superficial.

Being female perhaps doesn't allow me to see the other side quite as well, but I can't think of any other reason why men would have a problem with her making this decision.
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