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dragonestea at 3:02PM, April 28, 2011
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Hi all!

As president and founder of my school's improv club, I am a huge fan of improvisational humor. As such, I thought it would be fun to bring one of my favorite Whose Line is it Anyway games to the DD forums. This, ladies and gentlemen, is scenes from a hat!

The rules are very simple. I give a prompt, and you find a way to make it funny.

EXAMPLE: Prompt: Things you can say about your car, but not your girlfriend. Possible Response: “Man, there's a lot of junk in that trunk!”

I'll keep a prompt going until I think people are starting to run out of ideas, then I will give a new prompt.

Whenever I discontinue a prompt I will declare a winner for that prompt. The winner will be the person who gives the funniest quote.

Here is your first prompt: Things not to say during the birth of your first child.

have at it!
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ewef at 6:13PM, April 28, 2011
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dragonestea
Here is your first prompt: Things not to do during the birth of your first child.

have at it!

Randomly yell “pull!”.
“I can stand brute force, but brute reason is quite unbearable. There is something unfair about its use. It is hitting below the intellect.”
- Oscar Wilde.
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ewef at 6:17PM, April 28, 2011
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If I may answer twice: Question the efficacy of 5 cent condoms. Aloud.
“I can stand brute force, but brute reason is quite unbearable. There is something unfair about its use. It is hitting below the intellect.”
- Oscar Wilde.
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dragonestea at 6:24PM, April 28, 2011
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Nice ones! Now I'm gonna change things slightly.

I have altered the prompt a little because, in the spirit of Whose Line, I would like responses to be given in the form of a quote.

speaking of which:

“Wow honey! That's a beautiful baby! I'm going to call my wife and give her the good news.”
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ewef at 6:45PM, April 28, 2011
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In that case:

“No no, that's not the way - aw, come on honey, we're going to a different hospital.”
“I can stand brute force, but brute reason is quite unbearable. There is something unfair about its use. It is hitting below the intellect.”
- Oscar Wilde.
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OnlyFoolsAndVikings at 9:51PM, April 28, 2011
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“If we don't want it, can we just put it back and pretend nothing happened?”
of all the things I've lost I miss my mind the most.
EXCUSE ME WHILE I STROKE MY MOUSTACHE IN A SUGGESTIVE MANNER!
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dragonestea at 4:35AM, April 29, 2011
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“Shit, it's a girl.”
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seventy2 at 7:47PM, April 29, 2011
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“That's not the one we ordered”
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I'm gonna love you till the money comes, half of it's gonna be mine someday.
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dragonestea at 4:40AM, May 5, 2011
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Well it looks like this prompt has run out of steam.

The winner is OnlyFoolsAndVikings

Next prompt: Failed slogans from the textile industry.
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gullas at 2:21AM, May 6, 2011
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“The all new wool carpet, it's wooly refundable!”
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Casurus at 5:21AM, May 6, 2011
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Hello all,
I am the co-founder and co-pres of said organization with dragonestea. He can testify. lol. I would like to try my hand at this particular one:

“Trust me, the carpet matches the drapes.”
SCHMOOKKKEEE!!!!-gears 2 locust grenadier
Fama, malum qua non aliud velocius ullum.-Publius Vergilius Maronis
“If you don't study enough, ‘YOU. SHALL NOT. PASS!’”-Myself
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dragonestea at 5:31AM, May 6, 2011
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Glad to finally have you here Casurus!

“Buy our thick bushy carpet. It only SOUNDS like a euphemism for something else!”
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Casurus at 5:52AM, May 6, 2011
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From the book of sodden textiles:

“You can FEEL the difference in our pants!”
SCHMOOKKKEEE!!!!-gears 2 locust grenadier
Fama, malum qua non aliud velocius ullum.-Publius Vergilius Maronis
“If you don't study enough, ‘YOU. SHALL NOT. PASS!’”-Myself
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I Am The 1337 Master at 3:16PM, May 6, 2011
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Made from human hair.
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dragonestea at 6:23PM, May 6, 2011
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“The dubstep pants. They're always ready to drop.”
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gullas at 6:47AM, May 8, 2011
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“The all new spill-carpet. You can murder someone with it, spill-free!”
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AzuJOD at 12:35AM, May 9, 2011
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“The one legged pant: Totally not a skirt for dudes!”
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dragonestea at 2:57PM, May 9, 2011
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“The invisible shirt. It's the hottest thing in women's fashion!”
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dragonestea at 10:04PM, May 14, 2011
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This prompt appears to have burned out. Ladies and gentlemen our winner is Casurus!


New Prompt: Things you can say about household chores but not women.
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AQua_ng at 4:04AM, May 15, 2011
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“The other kids get paid to do them, why can't I?”

K.A.L.A-dan! Brigade Captain :D
K.A.L.A.-dan forums!
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dragonestea at 4:47PM, May 17, 2011
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There are just too many to do!
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OnlyFoolsAndVikings at 9:19PM, May 17, 2011
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“I seriously need to get paid more for doing it. :/”

YEAH!
of all the things I've lost I miss my mind the most.
EXCUSE ME WHILE I STROKE MY MOUSTACHE IN A SUGGESTIVE MANNER!
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dragonestea at 6:57AM, May 22, 2011
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“The faster I get them done the better!”
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blindsk at 11:20AM, May 23, 2011
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“I simply work best when I do everything by hand.”
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dragonestea at 10:19AM, May 26, 2011
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AQua_ng wins! FATALITY!

next prompt: What President Obama said when his limo got stuck.

Try to keep political opinions to a minimum, we're just trying to be funny here.
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gullas at 11:06AM, May 26, 2011
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“I think we might need some change…”
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blindsk at 1:58PM, May 27, 2011
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“Let me be clear, more importantly we're out of martinis back here.”
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dragonestea at 7:05PM, May 27, 2011
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“Now I know how my bills feel.”
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dragonestea at 2:42PM, June 5, 2011
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Wow, that one was way less popular than I anticipated. Win goes to blindsk

next prompt: Things you should say if the largest inmate approaches you in prison.
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Genejoke at 3:49PM, June 5, 2011
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“Are you serious? How are you going to rape me with that?”
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