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Shadow99153 at 10:58AM, Dec. 5, 2010
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You Say 3 words and someone has to make a sentence or 2 with them like eggs,man and flower. The man dropped his flower in the crushed up eggs. Ill start

Epic, Song, Face
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Genejoke at 3:05PM, Dec. 6, 2010
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I made an epic song about ugliness after I saw your face.


Pants, microscopic and osmosis.
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LOOKIS at 6:05PM, Dec. 22, 2010
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I don't understand why you are wearing such large pants when your osmosis is so microscopic.



dance, refrigerator, diamond
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seventy2 at 9:00PM, Dec. 22, 2010
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So we meet again Neil Diamond… Next time we dance, i'll be sure to keep you locked in the refrigerator.

Door laptop antidisestablishmentarianism
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I'm gonna love you till the money comes, half of it's gonna be mine someday.
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LOOKIS at 8:20AM, Dec. 24, 2010
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Some friggin' antidisestablishmentarian left the door unlocked and my laptop got stolen!



condom sing grandma
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Shadow99153 at 8:25AM, Dec. 24, 2010
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While your grandma put on her condom, People said“ If you sing, Will My life end?”

Peanutbutter, Bananas, Sonic
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LOOKIS at 11:30AM, Dec. 26, 2010
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Tails was surprised to walk in and see Sonic sitting at the kitchen table eating bananas with no peanut butter on them because just the day before Sonic had thrown a hissy fit about how he always liked peanut butter with his bananas and why wasn't there any peanut butter in the house and so Tails just this morning had rushed to the store to buy some peanut butter but the store had inexplicably been completely out of peanut butter so Tails had trudged home fully expecting to face Sonic's wrath over being denied his usual banana and peanutbutter treat but instead he walked in on you know what.



testosterone, telephone, hambone
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ayesinback at 7:06AM, Dec. 27, 2010
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What with his naturally-elevated testosterone level and the 2 six-packs inhaled that night, Ned could not understand why he wasn't receiving applause as he hamboned to the telephone.

high-heeled, test tube, garlic
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LOOKIS at 2:21PM, Dec. 27, 2010
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She was a high-heeled lady scientist with a smile on her face, a sparkle in her eyes, and a test tube full of garlic in her hand.


cloud, crowd, proud
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frankkerr at 2:47PM, Dec. 28, 2010
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A car floated above the city, the crowd looked up to see the local inventor driving his new cloud fueled flying car. Local paper headline read “Proud inventor discovers secret to flying cars.”

Bacon, robotic, astronaut.
Shhhh.

My Blog.
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LOOKIS at 8:36PM, Dec. 28, 2010
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In the future, an astronaut will get his breakfast bacon from a robotic cook.


garlic, crash, kangaroo
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BffSatan at 6:05PM, Dec. 29, 2010
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A horrific crash between a kangaroo and a truck full of garlic on the western freeway has left three people dead and one vampire in a critical condition.

Cigar, tubing, testicles
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LOOKIS at 9:01PM, Dec. 29, 2010
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The garlic truck driver almost lost his testicles in the crash, but thanks to a clever doctor working with synthetic tubing, the truck driver's plumbing was fixed and he now has a fully-functioning cigar.


hula, turtle, procrastinate
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seventy2 at 8:52PM, Dec. 30, 2010
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the turtle distracted the rabbit with a hula, causing him to procrastinate.



Mathematical. Quack. Dilapidated.
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I'm gonna love you till the money comes, half of it's gonna be mine someday.
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LOOKIS at 11:17AM, Dec. 31, 2010
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A duck saw the rabbit/turtle hula episode and realized it was now a mathematical certainty that the dilpidated old turtle could win the race with his vile Hawaiian trickery, so the duck quacked, “Get up you distracted rabbit and run like the wind!”



root, beam, squeeze
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ayesinback at 9:49AM, Jan. 4, 2011
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His face one beam of delight, the victorious rabbit of the biannual hula race looked forward to his carrot juice award as he watched Barbara Bunny squeeze the root.



pendulum, hopscotch, bi-focals
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seventy2 at 2:59AM, Jan. 5, 2011
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Right now the rabbit really wanted to play Hopscotch. as he had gotten older, his feelings had become a crippling pendulum. He looked down his bi-focals reading, one last time, about his victorious, yet almost crushing defeat, to the Turtle.

expedite. behind. transform.
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I'm gonna love you till the money comes, half of it's gonna be mine someday.
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LOOKIS at 7:51PM, Jan. 5, 2011
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“Cripes!” the rabbit mumbled to himself, “I better expedite my behind and transform myself into being a serious competitor.”
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ayesinback at 5:23AM, Jan. 7, 2011
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Look! The space for the 3 words is blank. But I will not leave this game alone.

cast-iron pixie analog
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Genejoke at 5:58AM, Jan. 7, 2011
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I'm trying to make an analog control stick for my cast-iron pixie robot.






Quantify, refraction, obfuscation.
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ayesinback at 12:57PM, Jan. 7, 2011
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Dr Beebs, a master in the art of obfuscation, looked to the right, then looked to the left, and replied “2” when asked to quantify the differential refraction of a pumpkin.

teleport, the magna carta, toenail
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LOOKIS at 6:49PM, Jan. 7, 2011
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Instantly Dr. Beebs was sent through a teleport to the signing of the Magna Carta where he stubbed his toe and later lost a toenail.


forget, words, sorry
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ayesinback at 9:08AM, Jan. 8, 2011
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It would be a sorry state of affairs to forget about a game for lack of a few words.

database lasagna shoelace
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LOOKIS at 8:54PM, Jan. 10, 2011
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When your affairs are sorry, just consult a good database and find someone who knows how to cook a decent lasagna and is not too proud to bend over and tie your shoelace for you.


respect, exploring, pancake
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Genejoke at 5:26AM, Jan. 12, 2011
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You need to show proper respect when you are exploring the kitchen of the pancake killer.


Pink, wipe and ambivalent.
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WiffleBall at 10:01PM, Jan. 13, 2011
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John was having some ambivalent feelings about the pink colour of his walls, debating whether or not he should wipe it off and replace it.

Metal, tape, pencil
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ayesinback at 10:36AM, Jan. 14, 2011
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Neither metal staples nor scotch tape will fix a broken pencil; just get yourself a new one.


contagious, abyss, liver
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ozoneocean at 8:56PM, Feb. 8, 2011
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Ever since I was diagnosed with terminal contagious liver disease I feel as if I am starring into the abyss.

crotch, hammer, monkey
 
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ayesinback at 5:46PM, Feb. 9, 2011
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Dr Randolph was efficient with both diagnosis and remedy: “It's a classic case of monkey crotch. Hand me the hammer.”


windex turnip forceps
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ozoneocean at 7:15PM, Feb. 9, 2011
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Poor Dr Randolph scrambled to find some Windex, bitterly regretting that last gulp of morning coffee he'd taken when he happened to glance through the proctologist's office window in time to see a turnip extracted with forceps.


Sweaty, headlights, corset.
 
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