The turnip's corset headlights had, of course, gotten all sweaty.
beets blunderbuss banquet
MAFIA... and other forum games
Sentence Game
Salsa
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RAGE!
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Ozoneocean
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Shania blew the host away with a mighty blast of her blunderbuss bottom, it was his fault for serving beets at the banquet.
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Salsa
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She had a muzzle loading firearm implanted into her Bottom? 0o
Well since you forgot to add the words for the next person I'm just going to use three words from your sig.
Pinky Sexy War.
Me pinky was ah blown off in the War of Sexy in '35 by dem Maxim and Playboy girls.
Alliterative Author Appeal (bonus points for actually including author appeal
Well since you forgot to add the words for the next person I'm just going to use three words from your sig.
Pinky Sexy War.
Me pinky was ah blown off in the War of Sexy in '35 by dem Maxim and Playboy girls.
Alliterative Author Appeal (bonus points for actually including author appeal
RAGE!
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ayesinback
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Alouicious, an acclaimed alum of Amazing Alligators Amalgamated and author of The Appeal of Alcohol, attributed his achievements to alliterative abilities, and not to his alma mater.
Chess cacao Carburetor
Chess cacao Carburetor
You TOO can be (multiple choice)
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Ozoneocean
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Salsano… it was just a hyperbolic way of describing her flatulence.
She had a muzzle loading firearm implanted into her Bottom? 0o
Sorry for forgetting the words. Nicely done with Pinky TA btw.
And great alliteration Ayes! I'm going to break with that though…
Chess pieces made of cacao butter do not last long inside a carburettor, and the carburetter made of cacao butter was a failure from the start.
Pumping, listens, stinky.
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Zeph
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Slowly pumping his shotgun, he presses himself against the wall and listens, the voices of two men emanate from the other side, one of them he knew to be that stinky, disgusting, womanizing, homicidal son of a bitch he was after. The other was probably some stupid banker.
Waffle, Screw, Turtle
Waffle, Screw, Turtle
Comic The Mutha Flippin God of Airsoft
Rockin the WTF face.
CLEARLY AN OUTRAGE! CLEARLY!
wait what?
Rockin the WTF face.
CLEARLY AN OUTRAGE! CLEARLY!
wait what?
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I Am The 1337 Master
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On the top of the waffle he lay, ready for a good screw with his friend Mr. Turtle, for he liked Mr. Turtle very very much but the world would never accept their love so they had to make their love up on top of the restricting waffle of doom.
Nose, Peacock, Duck
Nose, Peacock, Duck
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ayesinback
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I dun nose this be real: rather a Drunk Duck than no peacock.
cactus buckle Paris
cactus buckle Paris
You TOO can be (multiple choice)
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Ozoneocean
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A hot wind whistled softly through cactus spines somewhere outside of Paris Texas, Ayesinback hitched her thumbs behind her belt buckle and walked slowly back to her horse, crunching grit under the hard soles of her boots.
Bite, mountain, mollycoddle
Bite, mountain, mollycoddle
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seventy2
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Ozone had never been to the Mountain before. Sure it was scary, sure it was far, but he was tired of the way he was viewed as a mollycoddle. He was gonna bite the bullet, and climb that 5 foot hill in his backyard.
Buss, imbroglio, philomath
Buss, imbroglio, philomath
facara
Running Anew an exercise blog.
I'm gonna love you till the money comes, half of it's gonna be mine someday.
Running Anew an exercise blog.
I'm gonna love you till the money comes, half of it's gonna be mine someday.
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the philomath was in quite an imbroglio after deciding to stay late at the lab when his fiance burst in and in front of all his colleagues told him that their relationship was a sham and he could buss his data analyzer because he certainly wasn't going to get anything from her anymore.
bauble, agelast, bibliobibuli
bauble, agelast, bibliobibuli
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Ozoneocean
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The bibliobibuli are often agelast, these conditions are related, but it is possible to alleviate them both by judicious application of a sufficiently distracting and humorous bauble.
Fat, Cat, Hat.
Fat, Cat, Hat.
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In response to his French teacher's demand: “Répétez s'il vous plaît: le gros chat avec le chapeau,” M. Ocean dit: “WTF. It's a fat cat with a hat. I call mine Rupert.”
claw map philatelic
edit: what IS your cat's name?
claw map philatelic
edit: what IS your cat's name?
You TOO can be (multiple choice)
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Ozoneocean
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ayesinbackSimon
what IS your cat's name?
The claw ripped deeply, creating a geometric map of ruin across a philatelic collection that had been worth thousands, Simon purred.
Jesus, Mecha, Lasers
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rokulily
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in the near future japan had decided to build mecha jesus- the lasers, turns out, were a mistake.
fish, cognant, skosh
fish, cognant, skosh
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ayesinback
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If the fish had been a skosh more cognant, he would have passed that worm by and avoided a sashimi fate.
honesty ingrate hypocritical
honesty ingrate hypocritical
You TOO can be (multiple choice)
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Ozoneocean
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seventy2
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Ozone was out for a fight. He was gonna get in a drunken brawl and punch someone in the face. When he woke up, he possibly had a broken nose, and the news had reports of riots all over town.
indubitably, Ululate, emolument
indubitably, Ululate, emolument
facara
Running Anew an exercise blog.
I'm gonna love you till the money comes, half of it's gonna be mine someday.
Running Anew an exercise blog.
I'm gonna love you till the money comes, half of it's gonna be mine someday.
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Ozoneocean
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You guys are trying to kill this or what?
Seventy2 looked at the total at the bottom of his emolument cheque and began to ululate, indubitably that figure was in error.
overcomplexity, abandon, game
Seventy2 looked at the total at the bottom of his emolument cheque and began to ululate, indubitably that figure was in error.
overcomplexity, abandon, game
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ayesinback
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“Simplify. Simplify,” advised Thoreau when, in response to the overcomplexity of his day, he chose to abandon the game of material conquest.
grace dreadlock ginger
grace dreadlock ginger
You TOO can be (multiple choice)
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seventy2
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“Grace is what you need, more than faith, you souless Ginger!” exclaimed the preacher while sorting his alter boy's dreadlocks.
edit, emotion, Robotics
edit, emotion, Robotics
facara
Running Anew an exercise blog.
I'm gonna love you till the money comes, half of it's gonna be mine someday.
Running Anew an exercise blog.
I'm gonna love you till the money comes, half of it's gonna be mine someday.
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Vincent the jaw-shatterer made an edit to the emotions of his cyborg attacker once he found how to access the robotics in his face. then he went back to where he was sent from,(Mettaur's favorite dive), and blew up there. now I need to find a new dive club…
fornicating, dedication, applesauce
fornicating, dedication, applesauce
Been years since I was here. I've been at rehab since. So uh. Yknow, things got interesting.
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Ozoneocean
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The two pokemon were fornicating with such furious dedication that they were deaf to the audience applause when they finished up splattered with applesauce.
Covered, in, poop
Covered, in, poop
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ayesinback
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Sweet Grammy Mae covered her mouth with her hand to muffle the words that were already in the faintest whisper, “Where does One go to poop?”
vinyl, twig, seasoning
vinyl, twig, seasoning
You TOO can be (multiple choice)
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Ozoneocean
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Bright white swathes of vinyl covered the kitchen floor, a seasoning of salt and pepper trickled down and down into a fragrant bulbing saucepan of onion soup as Sweet Grammy Mae stirred it fretfully with a willow twig.
pomegranate, parade, party
pomegranate, parade, party
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ayesinback
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The townsfolk were thrilled with the Annual Mudfest Parade and had been looking forward to the party that followed until someone pelted the town's head librarian with a pomegranate.
oops, blind, spreadsheet
oops, blind, spreadsheet
You TOO can be (multiple choice)
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Ozoneocean
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“Oops” said the window cleaner as he crashed through the plate glass and the new Venetian blinds, before crushing my laptop and ruining ten hours work on the best spreadsheet ever conceived by man!
Sentences, are, fun.
Sentences, are, fun.
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ayesinback
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ayesinback exclaimed with great incredulity: “We can't be the Only ones who think sentences are fun!”
recorder busted saddened
recorder busted saddened
You TOO can be (multiple choice)
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Ozoneocean
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The large busted woman took a deep breath and blew with great force into her recorder, her rendering of “Danny boy” was really quite awful, so much so that the audience that had gathered primarily to ogle her prominent chest turned away as one, saddened and disappointed that their buxom goddess wasn't all they thought she'd be.
…is it really “one sentence” if I just keep extending it with commas? :)
Computer, mug, machine-gun.
…is it really “one sentence” if I just keep extending it with commas? :)
Computer, mug, machine-gun.
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Salsa
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Some ne'er-do-wells tried to mug a computer; they never say the machine-gun coming.
“winsome” “wrench” “wench”
“winsome” “wrench” “wench”
RAGE!
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