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ozoneocean at 2:55AM, March 8, 2011
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A winsome wench with a wrench,
she swung at her man's head,
killed him dead,
and hid him under a bench!



Stench, police, jail
 
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Salsa at 9:08AM, March 8, 2011
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The hobo's stench was so overwhelming, the odor police were forced to clap him in irons and throw him in the smell jail.

crude dude feud
RAGE!
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ayesinback at 4:20PM, March 8, 2011
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Jason's 6th grade teacher nodded knowingly as she wrote in his Permanent Record: “The dude is crude and will get stewed in a feud.”


tulip wolverine ballet
under new management
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ozoneocean at 12:50AM, March 13, 2011
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In a break with tradition after the ballet the prima ballerina was handed a single tulip instead of the usual bunch of roses, it turns out that a wolverine had gotten into the cloakroom and had torn up almost all the bouquets, leaving only a single tulip intact.

Grace under fire
 
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ayesinback at 9:58AM, March 13, 2011
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Under the circumstances, while watching the security of past achievement burn in a fire of arbitrary callousness, she was pleased to find the grace to close here eyes and just get on with it.


deja vu spit gratitude
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ewef at 6:56PM, April 28, 2011
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Alex was bemused with deja-vu when his girlfriend simply could not spit out her words of gratitude.

Quizzical. Raffish. Ingrate.
“I can stand brute force, but brute reason is quite unbearable. There is something unfair about its use. It is hitting below the intellect.”
- Oscar Wilde.
last edited on July 14, 2011 12:24PM
ayesinback at 7:53AM, May 1, 2011
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Alex's girlfriend was in a quizzical frame of mind as she regarded her raffish boyfriend and pondered what category of ingrate he represented.



resuscitated thumbnail incandescent
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ewef at 3:55PM, May 1, 2011
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The incandescent light alighted Nichole's face as she chewed her thumbnail, unable to decide whether to resuscitate her nemesis whom she despised so.

Insolence. Megalomaniacal. Clown.
“I can stand brute force, but brute reason is quite unbearable. There is something unfair about its use. It is hitting below the intellect.”
- Oscar Wilde.
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WiffleBall at 9:45PM, May 3, 2011
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“Such insolence!” said the megalomaniacal clown, whose heavy iron pipe remained covered in rust and blood.

Vermilion, wine, potato.
last edited on July 14, 2011 4:49PM
ayesinback at 6:18PM, May 6, 2011
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She was more than suspicious when served a vermilion beverage that he called “red wine” along with a heaping pile of potato salad.


broadcast talent deadline
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last edited on July 14, 2011 11:14AM

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