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kyupol at 4:59PM, Oct. 3, 2008
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Don't take this seriously. Its just a joke. :)


Taoism: Shit happens.
Buddhism: Heya If shit happens, it's not really shit.
Islam: Heya If shit happens, it's the will of Allah
Protestantism: Heya Shit happens because you don't work hard enough.
Judaism: Heya Why does shit always happen to us?!
Hinduism: This shit happened before in another life
Catholicism: Shit happens because you're bad.
Har Krisna: Shit happens, Rama Rama!
T.V. Evangelism: You are in shit because u never sent me money
Atheism: No shit.
Jehovah's Witness: Knock knock, shit happens.
Hedonism: There's nothing like a good shit happenin'.
Christian Science: Shit Happens in your mind.
Agnosticism: Maybe shit happens, maybe it doesn't. But who knows.
Existentialism: What is shit anyway?
Stoicism: This shit doesn't bother me.
Rastafarianism: Comwabunga dude Let's smoke this shit!
NOW UPDATING!!!
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Inkmonkey at 5:45PM, Oct. 3, 2008
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Oh-ho, indeed that was quite funny 6 years ago.
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ozoneocean at 3:16AM, Oct. 4, 2008
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It's always funny :)
 
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AQua_ng at 4:05AM, Oct. 4, 2008
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It's surprising that all of these religions encourage profanity.

K.A.L.A-dan! Brigade Captain :D
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ozoneocean at 4:36AM, Oct. 4, 2008
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Rather; it's the universal adoration of excrement.
 
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lothar at 4:55AM, Oct. 4, 2008
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the universe IS the excrement , of another Universe
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bravo1102 at 8:45AM, Oct. 4, 2008
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lothar
the universe IS the excrement , of another Universe

The universe is its own excrement. Saying it is the excrement of another universe could make me pine to be in that other universe because it may not be as shitty. That's the “grass is always greener” trap.

Maybe that's the secret behind UFO religions. The aliens will save us from the shit. Conspiracy theorists: Life is shit because of a secret organization.
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Eirikr at 9:44AM, Oct. 4, 2008
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Stoicism's not a religion, it's a philosophy.

For example, I am Catholic, but I still practice stoicism.
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diana_m at 8:12AM, Oct. 5, 2008
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So shit happens to me because I don't work hard enough?lol
./\_/\ I'm a wolf.
/.o.o\ I ate the bunny.
\..o../ It was tasty.
..v.v..

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Mushroomcomix at 3:05PM, Oct. 5, 2008
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Maybe we can make a universal peace religion out of all the shit that comes out of all the other religions and just plain call it shit happens deal with it.
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bravo1102 at 8:17PM, Oct. 5, 2008
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Mushroomcomix
Maybe we can make a universal peace religion out of all the shit that comes out of all the other religions and just plain call it shit happens deal with it.

That would be plain and simple acceptance of the Way. Taoism.

“The farther one goes,
The less one knows.

For this reason,
The sage knows without journeying,
understands without looking,
accomplishes without acting.”


To realize that you do not understand is a virture;
Not to realize that you donot know is a defect.

The reason why
the sage has no defects,
Is because he treats defects as defects.

Thus,
He has no defects.
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ozoneocean at 10:04PM, Oct. 5, 2008
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bravo1102
"The farther one goes,
The less one knows.
I love that in the song by George Harrison :)
 
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zeropointone at 9:11PM, Oct. 12, 2008
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you forgot one:

Old pagan religons:This s**t happend because you havn't given the divine s**t a holy sacrifice yet…

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Mushroomcomix at 11:02AM, Oct. 13, 2008
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Mormanism: Shit happens so lets go door to door and tell everyone to join us then it wont happen
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Signz at 5:10PM, Oct. 13, 2008
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Satanic Religion: Shit happens beacuse you didn't rape the baby before sacrificing it!

>___________>

i just failed didn't i?
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