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Steven Wright Quotes
mattboy115 at 8:31PM, March 16, 2010
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If you are familiar with the great stand-up comedian, Steven Wright this topic is for his greatest quotes ever.

“Ya know the new testament is pretty old. I think they should call it the old testament and the most recent testament.”

“ I went out to buy some powdered water, but I don't know what to add.”

“I used to work at a fire hydrant factory…you couldn't park anywhere near the place.”
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mattboy115 at 3:12PM, March 17, 2010
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“The universe is expanding. That should help ease the traffic.”
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