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Call Me Tom at 3:13AM, Feb. 20, 2011
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So here's how the game works: add one new sentence to story!
Let us begin!

Once there was a troll called Bob.
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BffSatan at 5:26AM, Feb. 20, 2011
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He is an ugly bugger; yet he wishes he could be a hansom prince
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I Am The 1337 Master at 5:43AM, Feb. 20, 2011
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He also wishes that one day this will impress the girl of his dreams, La-tart-ia, the princess of Na-gool-pa.
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ayesinback at 6:43AM, Feb. 20, 2011
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To improve his chances with La-tart-ia, Bob signed up for a community night school class in rumba.
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ozoneocean at 7:05AM, Feb. 20, 2011
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But things were going badly already; he fell over and sprained his bottom in rumba class, and when he got it examined over by the doctor they found he had terminal colon cancer.
 
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Genejoke at 7:48AM, Feb. 20, 2011
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So Bob being a troll decided to make the most of his six weeks to live by…
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Mettaur at 9:45AM, Feb. 20, 2011
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the golden gates bridge, where he decided to sell mini-bridge statues that would explode once he expired, but he also decided to be nice by helping the..
Been years since I was here. I've been at rehab since. So uh. Yknow, things got interesting.
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Product Placement at 11:43AM, Feb. 20, 2011
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…depressed people who were contemplating to jump and commit suicide. After talking them down of the bridge he sold them a miniature statue.

(since I was only given a half a sentence to work with, I decided that I should be able to add another)
Those were my two cents.
If you have any other questions, please deposit a quarter.
This space for rent.
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ayesinback at 11:52AM, Feb. 20, 2011
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Then one day, the Golden Gate and all else around started rumbling from an earthquake, point 7 of the Richter, which reminded Bob of his rumba lesson #5
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Call Me Tom at 12:26PM, Feb. 20, 2011
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Using the mighty power of Rumba, he shacked out a counter wave to the earthquake!
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Mettaur at 12:29PM, Feb. 20, 2011
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But this woke up the huge underground cave full of demonic, giant silver spoon people, who promptly set about devouring all the tapioca pudding in California.
Been years since I was here. I've been at rehab since. So uh. Yknow, things got interesting.
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seventy2 at 1:07PM, Feb. 20, 2011
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Old folks were furious with Bob.
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I'm gonna love you till the money comes, half of it's gonna be mine someday.
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ayesinback at 1:25PM, Feb. 20, 2011
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The old folks, calling themselves the Silver Hairs, decided to have it out once and for all with the Silver Spoons.
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crocty at 2:47PM, Feb. 20, 2011
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But the spoon people were offended at this racism, and set up a spoon-rights group in protest.
THIS NEW SITE SUCKS I'M LEAVING FOREVER I PROMISE, GUYS.
NOT BLUFFING, I'M GONE IF YOU DON'T FIX IT.
Oh god I'm so alone someone pay attention to me
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ayesinback at 3:33PM, Feb. 20, 2011
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Bob's loyalties were torn between Spoons and Hairs; would he join a class action suit of anti-racism-toward-freaky-types, or side with what he saw as fellow “terminals”?
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BffSatan at 6:38PM, Feb. 20, 2011
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The Silver Spoons offered Bob an offer he couldn't refuse to represent them in court (Bob is a lawyer troll); they offered to spoon out his colon cancer.
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Call Me Tom at 8:11AM, Feb. 21, 2011
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But the Sliver hairs made Bob a counter offer!
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seventy2 at 12:31PM, Feb. 21, 2011
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They offered the secret of the nursing home immortality and sunday matinee tickets.
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I'm gonna love you till the money comes, half of it's gonna be mine someday.
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Genejoke at 12:43PM, Feb. 21, 2011
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Bob took the offer but it turned out to be a trick.
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ayesinback at 1:54PM, Feb. 22, 2011
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Those canny Silver Hairs had not mentioned that the nursing home immortality did not cure cancer but did introduce rheumatism, and the matinee tickets were valid only for Oakland residents so he could not invite La-tart-ia, the princess of Na-gool-pa, to accompany him.
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WiffleBall at 8:35PM, April 24, 2011
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They were later found in a ditch, covered in petrol, on fire.
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