I'm sure you've all heard of Super Meat Boy! Actually you probably haven't. But Peta have, and this is their response!
Short of being a ripoff of the flash version of super meat boy, this game is really shitty and has dodgy controls. Also the tips they give you are gold.
red meat can lead to impotence, obesity, and lose of girlfriend
A dress made of raw rotting animal flesh would smell horrible and attract maggotsOh, also, Super Meat Boy isn't even a sentint slab of meat, he's just a boy with no skin, so nice research there Peta. Also nice research is the fact the creator used to work as an animal control officer.
Not that that will stop them from being retarded.