It's all good. I only ever get mad at trolls. ;)

Just keep in mind that this school maintains and has always maintained a freedom of speech and whatever we feel like doing around here. We're not too keen on being bossed around to an uncomfortable extent. (Please correct me if I'm wrong Product)

And for future reference, Mettaur. Only close friends and business negotiators call me “Aidan”. People tend to call me “Ware” or “Fish” via the interblarg. Either that or straight out “Warefish” or “Werefish”. :)

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It's all good. I only ever get mad at trolls. ;)

Just keep in mind that this school maintains and has always maintained a freedom of speech and whatever we feel like doing around here. We're not too keen on being bossed around to an uncomfortable extent. (Please correct me if I'm wrong Product)

Sounds about right.

Alright, but can we try to make it more like a “school” at least?

*laughs* TD High like a school…Oh wait you're serious?

Why so serious?

Why would I joke about this? Now, we have a history teacher that is accounted for, also one principal. The history teacher also has a baking club after school. That is all that I can make sense of so far. But hey, this is a school, alright? Schools are for teaching, not for hippos and Jack Blacks. So come on, are we a school or a army? Cause I can lead both, but not at the same time. So what will it be?

You?! LEAD?!


Even the imaginary dead guy agrees with me! :P

(oh and that post before was a batman joke)

What, and you would be a better leader? Ah man, listen,at least I didn't lead an army of monkeys, wookies, and a drunk Jack Black against the school. And in fact, I saved the school from that humiliating defeat. What more do you need in a leader? Oh, right…if you agree that I should lead, you winz a free cookie!

I, the unofficial standard bearer for TD High, do not follow you. I follow Renga in the war against DD High. (I heard a rumor that there could be another attack coming)

War? This is a goddamn school! Schools don't have war! Are you looking for fights, or for grades? Tell me now, I can't give you both, but I can give one at it's best.

Mettaur. You're new here so I'll explain it to you.

You see. There's this evil school called DD High out there that's comprised of mostly… *looks up the fallout encyclopedia*.. raiders who eat babies and pleasure themselves with newborn puppies. The head Mistress called Empty Brooke is a mean and horrible slaver who has sworn to destroy our peaceful and caring establishment, that had nothing to do with instigating these hostilities. I also heard that she said you smelled like brahmin turd.

Now, you can either be part of the solution or a part of the problem.

Which are you Mettaur? Are you a solution or a problem?

I'm a solution, but I won't blindly follow some sugar-coated little fairy tale where you all are innocents that were attacked by a vicious evil slaver camp. In fact, I have seen your comic, most of you should be considered as raiders if the comic is to be believed. I want the truth, or you shall receive neither help nor hatred. So if you want my help, you give me the full truth. Now.

In fact, I'm going to investigate that school, if what you say is true, you have my support and apologizes. If not, you will wish I had never come here, cause my mole-rats get mighty hungry, and they only eat villains, and they would probably eat you. So remember, if you telling the truth, I'll help you. If not, dinner time!

Fine. You want the truth? Empty Brooke and I did start the conflict when I commented on her DD High comic telling her about TD High. She responded with a random accusations about why her comic was better, using only examples why our comic sucked compared to hers. Of course she should know that this kind of talk means war.

P.S. She really did call you a Brahmin poo.

whoa whoa whoa. i believe we can all agree that TD high is OBVIOUSLY the BEST school around. where else can you find chuck norris as a temp. high monitor? there's no need to be slinging around harsh words.

mr. sub-principal, i believe you have to remember that this school is for um, unique, students and the student are our future. really, cause it's them doing most of the fighting allowing our school to not only stay afloat during this tough time but crush another school to smoldering rubble. and that's what school spirit is all about- we don't have sports teams like ‘football’ or ‘basketball’- we have war.

if i have to turn this into a lesson plan then so help me i will. but i gotta get back to bake club- we're making strawberry-rhubarb pie.


…somebody keeps replacing the rhubarb with some weird looking meat…

Did somebody say pie?! *raises eyebrow*

This entire school reminds me of a story I'm writing with the to be author of the Darksider calle School For Killers.

It's human meat in the pie.

Damnit!We have a Hunter infestation! Look out for them, usually have hunting rifles and black leather armor. Also, why would you obliterate another learning institution? Why not focus this destructive power on more evil things, like Raiders? Or Hunters? Which I believe are in this very school…students! I'm calling a cannibal hunt! And also, lets try and focus our Ammo on more worth-while targets, okay?

I Am The 1337 Master
human meat

Crap. You just said that to get him all riled up again, didn't you?

And yes, it is awesome that Chuck Norris is here, but we need an improvement in teachers. Not in quality, but numbers! Rokulily, even though you may be good at both Science and History, you can't do both, everyone knows Multi-Tasking sucks! Unless you are Chuck Norris, since Chuck can do anything. I'm going to see If I can hire some qualified teachers. Chuck Norris is our Vice-Principal. He will also be in charge of detention as well, and helping distraught students. Until I hire some more teachers that is. And if you really want war, I can easily just switch to military tactics, maybe kill some communists and cannibals? So which is it, war and ignorance, or education and peace?

And what do you mean, “riled up”? They are goddamn cannibals! I saw a cannibal butchery, in a basement. The people acted all sunshine and gum drops, but I saw this poor women. She was a tough one, she was still breathing. Just, blood coming out of her mouth and guts with each breath. Her right arm was cut off, along with both legs. She was still trying to get her gun. I tried to convince her I could save her, but she told me that they put something in her, she would expire from poisoning anyway. She wanted to go out with a fight, but I saw the spirit die in her, apparently the drugs caused her to not feel the pain in her arm or legs, she thought they were just restrained. Before she died, she had me promise her something. To kill those filthy cannibals, and any others that I came across. I promised this, I gave her her death wish. And I still fulfill it today. So yeah, I think I should be allowed to get a bit, “Riled up”!

*Head desk*

I'm

Staying

Right

Here…

So you're going to live at your desk from now on? Like a scavenger? Well, a scavenger is a good job. In Barter class today, we take young Warefish here as an example of how to set up shop! Look, in a school filled with some of the most dangerous people, but not to him or his customers! Great job Warefish, maybe you should help with today's cla- he's asleep again…alright class! Today in Barter Class we will be studying advertisement. Now remember, you want to show something that catches the eye, something people will be hungry for more, that they will already buy the additions to the product as soon as they buy the actual product. But you don't want to show the best stuff. Now, since a teacher talking is probably boring to you all, Fish…wake up! Damn, still out. And a principal is probably even more boring, I think I'll just show you all an example of good advertisement. The Epicness starts just a bit after 1:25. Enjoy. Questions after the video is done. That means you have to watch the whole thing before you can comment on it. Alright students, enjoy!

To PP: No I just have to say why I love cafeteria food.

Ah, Brahmin crap. How the ‘ell did that Hunter get outta that chair? Don’t worry, I gots this one. *Loads Minigun* Now, get in that cell, right there. You stay there until we can get you in a more secure one. And that class is how to handle a crazy without killing it! Now, any questions or comments about the video?

It's been a day and no posts! I win!

Day ain't over yet, and I just posted!

Let's all give a big hand to Mettaur. Today he manage to be responsible for locking down a thread that he necroposted in. You're a Top Drawer material after all.

Is there an exchange student yet?!?!?!?!

You're right, I'm wrong. I suck, and pic's of terrorist babies are awesome. Does that make you happy? I saw a dead man once, in a car crash. And that is nothing to laugh about.

I'm sorry. I'll take it back.

You're not a top drawer material.

Happy?