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Mettaur at 4:17PM, March 30, 2010
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Kitteh, start the plasma grenades countdown! Muhahaha! Yep, 1337 is definitely that guy that was following the newfag, that lego is proof of it! I refuse to repost that thing on my comment. Who wants some popcorn and watch as 1337 explodes from a plasma grenade stuck in his heart?
Been years since I was here. I've been at rehab since. So uh. Yknow, things got interesting.
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I Am The 1337 Master at 4:38PM, March 30, 2010
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Kitty - The Presidents of the U.S.A.

But but…you can't kill the narrator?! Most importantly you can't kill the narrator if he's the 1337 master?! That's crazy talk even for one of you two. My god what's happening? I…I can't see past the tip of my nose…I..I can see the light?! OH MY GOD IT'S THE FUCKING LIGHT!!! WHAT THE HELL?! Oh crap! Let's run, run before…run…before… aw shit-

hello 1337…

Beelz - Stephen Lynch

I'm satan!

- the DEAD AGAIN 1337 master
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Mettaur at 4:43PM, March 30, 2010
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Huh, well, all the newfags are dead…so now what? The classic cheerleaders jocks nerds professors headmasters heirarchy of high-schools everywhere?
Been years since I was here. I've been at rehab since. So uh. Yknow, things got interesting.
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I Am The 1337 Master at 4:49PM, March 30, 2010
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heh heh. Dude above me has been dubbed the nerd! :P




- The dead 1337 master

DeadPS: Seriously God, WHAT. THE. FUCK.
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Mettaur at 4:54PM, March 30, 2010
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Well in that case, I declare a new dress code for the cheerleaders! Skirts are now 1 inch shorter!
Been years since I was here. I've been at rehab since. So uh. Yknow, things got interesting.
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same at 7:43PM, March 30, 2010
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Stop saying newfag, Its just weird hearing you talk in third person.
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Mettaur at 8:52PM, March 30, 2010
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Science Journal, Entry 8. I'm at the girls locker room, getting stuffed in the locker by that football player helped lots. The cheer-leading squad is heading in, jackpot! Finally, after hearing all those idiots blabber on, I finally reached my goal! Brea-the rest of this is censored in case kids are reading, like Same. Haha, go back to nappy, you freaky ginger toddler!
Been years since I was here. I've been at rehab since. So uh. Yknow, things got interesting.
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Kroatz at 1:25AM, March 31, 2010
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Ginger… I mean Same, is older than you.
And check when he joined DD. then check when you joined.
You'se a newb.
And you've probably never been in a girls locker room.
Or with a girl.
Hehe.

I do back up your new dresscode though.
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same at 7:14AM, March 31, 2010
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And this is my second account. First account was frankkerr. Back when i was the same as you Mett. But i soon grew up. Youre like 15. I joined 7-6-2006. Im 19 now so that would have made me about 15. And im not afraid of cussin.

Jesus fucking christ. Kroatz started the ginger thing but atleast he knows when the jokes over. You keep blabbin on about me being ginger as if its serious. I atleast have the balls to dye my hair red.
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Kroatz at 8:47AM, March 31, 2010
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FUCK YEAH!I wouldnt wanna put peroxide anywhere near mine.
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Kroatz at 10:50AM, March 31, 2010
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same
FUCK YEAH!I wouldnt wanna put peroxide anywhere near mine.

And that's why I'm the kroatz.

I hereby declare the ginger joke to an end. anyone trying to be funny now, (Including but not limited to randomdudeperson, Mettaur, 1337, Fonzie and darth vader) shall have to ask permission before posting the word ginger again or face the wrath of Kroatz.

I know where you live. :P
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Kroatz has built in GPS ion cannon satalite navagation inside his brain!
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Kroatz at 12:14PM, March 31, 2010
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Two of them.
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Mettaur at 12:34PM, March 31, 2010
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So, what now? Sorry, I was busy showing a nice chick around the school, and other places. HEhe, so, what joke is going to be overused to the point of pissing off the principal now? Because I need an excuse to start killing people again. Give me BLOOD! (Fires Chain-Gun into the air) HELLZ YEEEAH!!!
Been years since I was here. I've been at rehab since. So uh. Yknow, things got interesting.
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Kroatz at 12:51PM, March 31, 2010
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I think I'm gonna go with the joke about you never talking to a girl in your life. Hehe, It's probably true too!

So here goes:
The criminal only known as Mettaur has never, ever, ever, ever talked to, kissed a or seen a girl.

That should get you mad again.
try to control your temper though, I want you to be concious enough to make a witty rebutal that doesn't contain the following:
- Guns
- Killing me
- Fallout
- Me never kissing a girl
- Fallout
and
- Fallout

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Mettaur at 1:16PM, March 31, 2010
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So, Kroatz, how long were you going to hide that you are a fan of Naruto? Ha, that's even worse then never kissing a girl! And yes I have, Ashely, nice gal…but seriously, Naruto? The only thing worse would be if you were a fan of- oh god, is this Hello Kitty fan merchandise in your locker?
Been years since I was here. I've been at rehab since. So uh. Yknow, things got interesting.
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Kroatz at 1:22PM, March 31, 2010
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I actually am a naruto fan.
You're gonna have to try better than that, I'm not alone in my nerdness!
Join us!

And imagenary ashley doesn't count, and neither do your stuffed animals, you sicko! ;P
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I Am The 1337 Master at 1:24PM, March 31, 2010
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Well actually I said ginger about same. But I won't go and make a rule like that. You're allowed to bug same whenever ya want bout that. :)

On page 49 of the avatar game I Am The 1337 Master went and
same's a ginger?!!!!

And I always try to be funny. :D Doesn't mean I always succeed.


-The 1337 master who has decided he doesn't want to be dead anymore
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Mettaur at 1:30PM, March 31, 2010
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Everyone to class! Today, we learn about dogs! Now, a complete ignorant and stupid jock trying to be funny will tell you this puppy is stuffed, but it is not, It is just fat! Seriously, my Winston may be chubby, but he isn't stuffed! Come on Winston, dinner! (Barking Winston, he loves dinner, still a bit rotund though)
Been years since I was here. I've been at rehab since. So uh. Yknow, things got interesting.
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Kroatz at 1:35PM, March 31, 2010
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Meh, I don't care who was first… I think it was me in the 2010 people picture thread though.

And yes, that is one fat puppy.
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Mettaur at 1:40PM, March 31, 2010
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Yeah, but he is still a fat adorable puppy, you have to admit. Chicks dig a guy with a adorable puppy, and they back away from Naruto fans. Unless they are Naruto fans themselves. I have decided to hate on Naruto!
Been years since I was here. I've been at rehab since. So uh. Yknow, things got interesting.
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same at 1:52PM, March 31, 2010
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Naruto isnt that bad. I mean its not as good as bleach.
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Kroatz at 2:24PM, March 31, 2010
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You know mett, dogs tend to look like their bosses…
so you are apperently a fat helpless guy…
My dog looks like this:

And my other dog looks like this:



Both these dogs beat your molten little puppy.
the first one is called a heidewachtel by the way, none of these dogs is actually mine but they both look a lot like my attilus and daisy.
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This was my dog.

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Kroatz at 2:49PM, March 31, 2010
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A snautzer?
cute.
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Its actually a yorkshire terrier. Its just been de fagified. Thats not actually my dog but its the same breed and its fur is cut to that length. Behold the faggoty version most people have.



Lol. Lady gaga of the canine world. Wait… she already is a dog. lol!

Mine looked identical to this one

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Mettaur at 3:13PM, March 31, 2010
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You socialize like school girls! You will never be real soldiers, and also, the dog isn't always the same as the owner. I am very thin, and he may be big, but he is more loving than any watch dog you may own. Yet I am a cold, empty shell of a human being. Go to your titter, or your faceblog, or mytalk or whatever you waste time with, just keep yer damn blog out of the school! Naruto, oh dear god, no! Seriously, many better shows then Naruto.
Been years since I was here. I've been at rehab since. So uh. Yknow, things got interesting.
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Mettaur at 3:16PM, March 31, 2010
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But Same, that is a nice dog. So, who wants to help on the daily assasination of the day? Today, we are going hunting for-I'll let you guess. Then I will say the target. But who wants to help kill horrible people that are ruining the world? I'm already getting paid to do this, but I see bring ing you along would be a good learning experience for killers-in-training such as yourselfs! Yep, for now, this school is about killing and weapons! Total Destruction High! lol!
Been years since I was here. I've been at rehab since. So uh. Yknow, things got interesting.
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same at 3:20PM, March 31, 2010
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Its long gone.

Also There are many better shows than naruto but there are also many better games than Fallout. Such as Oblivion, Morrowind, Fable, Unreal tournament, Gears of war, Legend of zelda, Final fantasy, Kirby, Mother/Earthbound, L4D (Not 2), Zombies ate my neighbours, Shadow of the collosis, etc… List is very long.
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