Coveinant
Here's my favorite joke
the over-done repeating gag
Funny thing is, you're the one making it over-done.
Coveinant
Here's my favorite joke
the over-done repeating gag
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I have a gun. It's really powerful. Especially against living things.
draxennVery good. I wish I had thought of that answer, it's so obvious. But I missed it (sad face using keyboard strokes)
This is a puzzle of sorts so I hope you enjoy.
You are in a room.
The room contains 3 light switches(currently in the OFF position) and 1 closed door.
The door leads to a long hallway which then opens into a room with 3 lightbulbs, each corresponding to a lightswith from the previous room.
You are only allowed to open the door once; it closes after you pass through.
You must find out which light corresponds with which switch.
There is no time limit.
Note:
This is a logic puzzle. There are absolutely no ‘tricks’. So it's not a matter of propping the door somehow or anything like that.
Answer
You turn two of the switches on and wait for 5 minutes. After the time has passed, you turn one of the switches off then head to the room. The light that is on will correspond to the switch in the on position, the one that is off and cool to the touch corresponds to the switch that you never turned on and the one that is off and still warm to the touch would be the last one you turned on then off.
easy huh? =D
Rutger
For kingofsnake:
How long does it take to paint a room?
Depends on how hard you throw the babies.
I
I have a gun. It's really powerful. Especially against living things.
jagular
you are in a room with a locked door and no windows. the only things in the room is a piano, a calender and a couch. how do you eat, drink and get out?
jagularIf I could get out, I'd just eat and drink at home.
you are in a room with a locked door and no windows. the only things in the room is a piano, a calender and a couch. how do you eat, drink and get out?
cartoonprofessor
Here's mine…
see if you can work it out/know it…
What's old, grey and wrinkly, and hangs out Grandpa's pants?
(If no-one gets it I'll give you the answer next time I log on)
Custard Trout
I have a joke called the Pensioners Day Out.
What you do is select some random old person sounding names (I usually use Mildred, Maud, Frank and Bill) and then you tell a story about them, starting with one pensioner and adding more on as you go along. Nothing exciting is meant to happen during the story, just ramble on and on and on about them. If you do it right (try pretending you're building up to something exciting, or make it sound like you're near the end) and get a good amount of names in, you can keep going for days.
The joke is that there is no punchline and you've just wasted the listeners time by forcing him to listen to your ‘joke’.
WalrusI said that one on the first page.
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
Because he was dead.
Fennjagularthat's right.
I'll just drink from the springs in the couch, eat the dates off the calendar, and use the keys from the piano to unlock the door and escape. ;)
i'm not sure if this counts as a riddle but,
there is an animal in here:
in the pan dairy butter is laid.
name the animal.
hint: read it without spaces
jagularFennjagularthat's right.
I'll just drink from the springs in the couch, eat the dates off the calendar, and use the keys from the piano to unlock the door and escape. ;)
i'm not sure if this counts as a riddle but,
there is an animal in here:
in the pan dairy butter is laid.
name the animal.
hint: read it without spaces
Is it a panda?
harryqI now love you forever.
For Ozoneocean:
What do you call a hooker with a runny nose?
Full.
I miss BABAARS NINJAAR house, great memories, Ah, APPLES to APPLES
GOD_OF_DEATH
Favorite Riddle:
Saint Ive's
As i was going to Saint Ive's I meet a man with seven wives
Each wive a seven sacks
Each Sack had seven cats
Each cat had seven kits
Kits, cat, sacks and wives,
How many were going to saint Ive's?
Die Hard with a VengeanceJust that one guy, dude.
Zeus: Wait a minute, wait a minute, it's a trick! I forgot about the man.
John McClane: Man? What man? Fuck the man! I got ten seconds here!
Zeus: The riddle begins, “As I was going to St. Ives, I met a man with seven wives!”
John McClane: So?
Zeus: So, the guy and his wives aren't going anywhere.
John McClane: What are they doing?
Zeus: Sitting in the fucking road! Waiting on the moors! How the hell should I know?
Custard Troutjagularyep!Fennjagularthat's right.
I'll just drink from the springs in the couch, eat the dates off the calendar, and use the keys from the piano to unlock the door and escape. ;)
i'm not sure if this counts as a riddle but,
there is an animal in here:
in the pan dairy butter is laid.
name the animal.
hint: read it without spaces
Is it a panda?
in the (panda)iry butter is laid
SidwarriousYes, yes it was.
Was that actually in DHWV Fenn? If it was I should go see it lol.