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Fenn at 4:00PM, Dec. 28, 2007
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Here, I have one for ya'll:

Today is Friday, all you have to do is figure out what day it is in the riddle.

''The day after tomorrow is the night before the morning after.''

Solve it, I dare ya.
It's Friday… you said so yourself. The rest is irrelevant gobbledegook much like the St. Ives riddle.
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Inkmonkey at 4:07PM, Dec. 28, 2007
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Here we go:

Because I am by nature blind,
I wisely choose to walk behind;
However, to avoid disgrace,
I let no creature see my face.
My words are few, but spoke with sense;
And yet my speaking gives offense:
Or if to whisper I presume
The company will fly the room.
By all the world I am oppressed;
And my oppression gives them rest.

I have no idea
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Croi Dhubh at 4:55PM, Dec. 28, 2007
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Here we go:

Because I am by nature blind,
I wisely choose to walk behind;
However, to avoid disgrace,
I let no creature see my face.
My words are few, but spoke with sense;
And yet my speaking gives offense:
Or if to whisper I presume
The company will fly the room.
By all the world I am oppressed;
And my oppression gives them rest.

I have no idea
Kuso gaki! Nani-temë?! Chikusho… At least you got it…that was fast
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BlueFlame_Studios at 6:28PM, Dec. 28, 2007
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Here, I have one for ya'll:

Today is Friday, all you have to do is figure out what day it is in the riddle.

''The day after tomorrow is the night before the morning after.''

Solve it, I dare ya.
It's Friday… you said so yourself. The rest is irrelevant gobbledegook much like the St. Ives riddle.

It's actually Sunday if you follow it.

The day after tomorrow (Sunday) is the night before the Morning (Monday) after.

Here's another one, I found this playing a game. It's about the elements and you have to guess which element it is:

No legs I have to dance
No lungs I have to breath
No life have I to live or die
& yet I do all 3
What am I?

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Custard Trout at 7:17PM, Dec. 28, 2007
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Here's another one, I found this playing a game. It's about the elements and you have to guess which element it is:

No legs I have to dance
No lungs I have to breath
No life have I to live or die
& yet I do all 3
What am I?

Easy, it's fire.

Here's one that isn't really a riddle, but I like it all the same:

A woman is on an escalator, which stops about half way up. She then begins to cry, why?
Hey buddy, you should be a Russian Cosmonaut, and here's why.
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BlueFlame_Studios at 10:48PM, Dec. 28, 2007
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Here's another one, I found this playing a game. It's about the elements and you have to guess which element it is:

No legs I have to dance
No lungs I have to breath
No life have I to live or die
& yet I do all 3
What am I?

Easy, it's fire.

Here's one that isn't really a riddle, but I like it all the same:

A woman is on an escalator, which stops about half way up. She then begins to cry, why?

Good answer!

She is crying because she is fat and is too lazy to walk the rest of the way.

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Croi Dhubh at 1:10AM, Dec. 30, 2007
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Here's another one, I found this playing a game. It's about the elements and you have to guess which element it is:

No legs I have to dance
No lungs I have to breath
No life have I to live or die
& yet I do all 3
What am I?

Easy, it's fire.

Here's one that isn't really a riddle, but I like it all the same:

A woman is on an escalator, which stops about half way up. She then begins to cry, why?
She wanted to go down? *L*
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