You know, like Zork.

Enter commands and the consequences of these commands, based on a generic main character. We'll call him Merpleschneef.

Good Example:

User 1
You find yourself in a drunk duck message board personified. There is a dead fish on the shelf. There are visible exits to the North and South.

>EXAMINE FISH

User 2
It smells like the hatred of a million lost souls.

>GO NORTH

You arrive North and stand in front of Chuck Norris.


Bad example:

User 1
You find yourself in a drunk duck message board personified. There is a dead fish on the shelf. There are visible exits to the North and South.

>EXAMINE FISH
User 2
You examine fish and die. The end. LOLEPICWIN


Other rules:
They have to alternate between command and description. There can be two descriptions in a row, but not two commands in a row.

Any length except uber-long.

Objects can be carried unless specified. There is no carrying capacity.

Try to make it funny, unlike I just did.

I'll start.

DRUNK ZORK
You fall down a long and dark pit and somehow live. You're just that frickin' cool.

There are visible exits to the North, South, East, and West.

You see the Geico gecko nearby, smoking a Cuban cigar and talking on a cell phone. “I DON'T BLOODY CARE ‘OW MUCH THE BITCH WANTS,” he screams, “TEN GODDAMNED PERCENT AND THAT’S FINAL!” He smashes the cell phone against the ground, and looks up to notice you.

“The 'ell do you want?!” he says.

TALK TO: Geico gecko

you try to ask a question but Geico becomes angry with you and starts to throw bits of his crushed cell phone at you. You must flea or face his wrath

exits: north, south, east and west.