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simonitro at 2:39AM, July 2, 2008

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Here's how it is played,

we start with a sentence and end it with because… and the next poster would write the cause.

Example: Poster x: “Felix sat on a rock because…

Poster y: ”…he loves sitting on hard objects."

Here goes the first one:

Craig never wanted to enter the classroom because…

Enjoy… Las Vegas-y

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cool guy at 9:05AM, July 2, 2008

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He was gonna get raped.

People get raped because…

This life we live shall soon be past,only what's done for Christ shall last! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

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Puff_Of_Smoke at 12:11PM, July 3, 2008

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They dress like Whores and Wenches.

People dress like Whores and Wenches because…

I
I have a gun. It's really powerful. Especially against living things.

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Bocaj at 8:17PM, July 3, 2008

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They crave love.

People crave love because…

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simonitro at 3:37AM, July 4, 2008

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Tt makes everyone feel stupid and lustful.

Jeryes shoved a mushroom up his nostril because…

Enjoy… Las Vegas-y

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bluebot092 at 3:46AM, July 4, 2008

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he is a wannabe mario

he is a wannabe mario beacause….

I don't have ADD you're just boring me.

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diana_m at 8:12AM, July 4, 2008

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Because he played way too much videogames when he was a kid.

My comics only have 8 readers because…

./\_/\ I'm a wolf.
/.o.o\ I ate the bunny.
\..o../ It was tasty.
..v.v..

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cool guy at 8:44AM, July 4, 2008

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You don't advertise

I don't have a girlfriend because…

This life we live shall soon be past,only what's done for Christ shall last! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

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simonitro at 10:22AM, July 4, 2008

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you were always a crackhead.

Josephin married Jacob because…

Enjoy… Las Vegas-y

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bluebot092 at 10:26AM, July 4, 2008

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i told her to

im playing this because…

I don't have ADD you're just boring me.

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HippieVan at 12:46PM, July 4, 2008

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…when you post in the other forums people get mad at you because you can't spell.

Fred was replaced with a robot because…

Duchess of Friday Newsposts ~~and the holy Top Ten~~

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tokyopimp5764 at 2:18PM, July 4, 2008

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because i killed fred.

i killed fred because…

ruler of the all rpg's and destroyer of haggar and rusty knight and oh “Remember, kiddies! Cussing makes you cool!” www.freewebs.com/killer5764

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Puff_Of_Smoke at 4:20PM, July 4, 2008

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Because he was a wank.

People are wanks because…

I
I have a gun. It's really powerful. Especially against living things.

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diana_m at 5:26PM, July 4, 2008

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Because of genetics.

I don't advertise because…

./\_/\ I'm a wolf.
/.o.o\ I ate the bunny.
\..o../ It was tasty.
..v.v..

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Puff_Of_Smoke at 5:42PM, July 4, 2008

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Because you don't feel ready.

People don't feel ready because…

I
I have a gun. It's really powerful. Especially against living things.

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tokyopimp5764 at 8:31PM, July 4, 2008

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they are virgins.

people are virgins because….

ruler of the all rpg's and destroyer of haggar and rusty knight and oh “Remember, kiddies! Cussing makes you cool!” www.freewebs.com/killer5764

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bluebot092 at 2:26AM, July 5, 2008

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chuck norris kicks babys

i just said that beacuase…

I don't have ADD you're just boring me.

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Puff_Of_Smoke at 7:11AM, July 5, 2008

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You're an ass.

People are asses because…

I
I have a gun. It's really powerful. Especially against living things.

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simonitro at 7:48AM, July 5, 2008

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they would intercourse with donkeys.

Mr. Lorren beats his donkey with a stick because…

Enjoy… Las Vegas-y

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Puff_Of_Smoke at 7:54AM, July 5, 2008

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Beating his wife with a stick is against the law in his country.

It's against the law because…

I
I have a gun. It's really powerful. Especially against living things.

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bluebot092 at 9:59AM, July 5, 2008

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you touch yourself at night

i hit my sister beacause…

I don't have ADD you're just boring me.

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Puff_Of_Smoke at 10:05AM, July 5, 2008

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Because you're mentally insane and need Electro-Shock Therapy and spelling lessons.

People need the following because…

I
I have a gun. It's really powerful. Especially against living things.

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diana_m at 10:51AM, July 5, 2008

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Because people need everything.

One Piece is so cool because…

./\_/\ I'm a wolf.
/.o.o\ I ate the bunny.
\..o../ It was tasty.
..v.v..

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Puff_Of_Smoke at 11:20AM, July 5, 2008

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It involves pirates.

Pirates are pirates because…

I
I have a gun. It's really powerful. Especially against living things.

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simonitro at 1:18PM, July 5, 2008

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they are pirates.

Drugs did work for Mr. Jones because…

Enjoy… Las Vegas-y

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crazyninny at 8:39PM, July 5, 2008

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He found his true love in prison.

The hamburger was filled with ink because…

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bluebot092 at 1:13AM, July 6, 2008

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puff of smokes mom scared a octopus

i spend all the time on my computer beacause…

I don't have ADD you're just boring me.

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cool guy at 7:53AM, July 6, 2008

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Cuz you don't have a life

I only watch comedy central because…

This life we live shall soon be past,only what's done for Christ shall last! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

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Puff_Of_Smoke at 10:13AM, July 6, 2008

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It's one of the few good things on TV.

TV is TV because…

I
I have a gun. It's really powerful. Especially against living things.

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diana_m at 4:53PM, July 6, 2008

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Because it's T.V..

The only T.V. I watch is anime because…

./\_/\ I'm a wolf.
/.o.o\ I ate the bunny.
\..o../ It was tasty.
..v.v..

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