The Duck Webcomics

crocty at 3:32PM, July 14, 2008

(offline)

posts: 6,677

joined: 8-16-2007

Because you smoked some of the pot yourself, and now think that's true.

I am posting here because…

I'm not really around much anymore, but here's my Tumblr, Twitter, and Deviantart. Also if you remember me from back when I was around, I'm sorry.

last edited on July 14, 2011 11:52AM

link

Puff_Of_Smoke at 4:05PM, July 14, 2008

(offline)

posts: 3,510

joined: 5-28-2007

You're going for 4,000 posts.

I'm shooting a portal above and below me because…

I
I have a gun. It's really powerful. Especially against living things.

last edited on July 14, 2011 2:55PM

link

bluebot092 at 4:31PM, July 14, 2008

(offline)

posts: 820

joined: 6-10-2007

cuz crocty is a flipping noob

i agree with puff about rock band sucking beacause…

I don't have ADD you're just boring me.

last edited on July 14, 2011 11:28AM

link

cool guy at 6:08AM, July 15, 2008

(online)

posts: 2,177

joined: 11-22-2006

Because you're not smoking enough Crack

People think i'm high because

This life we live shall soon be past,only what's done for Christ shall last! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

last edited on July 14, 2011 11:44AM

link

diana_m at 8:50AM, July 15, 2008

(offline)

posts: 768

joined: 7-8-2007

Because you are an asshole.

I think everyone is an asshole because…

./\_/\ I'm a wolf.
/.o.o\ I ate the bunny.
\..o../ It was tasty.
..v.v..

last edited on July 14, 2011 12:10PM

link

cool guy at 5:21AM, July 16, 2008

(online)

posts: 2,177

joined: 11-22-2006

Because you're to much of an asshole to figure out that you're one yourself.

Diana_M is an asshole to because

This life we live shall soon be past,only what's done for Christ shall last! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

last edited on July 14, 2011 11:44AM

link

diana_m at 3:08PM, July 16, 2008

(offline)

posts: 768

joined: 7-8-2007

Because you smoked some of the pot above and you now think everyone is an asshole.

My new,sweet,sexy laptop rocks because…

./\_/\ I'm a wolf.
/.o.o\ I ate the bunny.
\..o../ It was tasty.
..v.v..

last edited on July 14, 2011 12:10PM

link

cool guy at 5:16PM, July 16, 2008

(online)

posts: 2,177

joined: 11-22-2006

You drank to much and now you think everything is atractive.

Diana_m drinks because

This life we live shall soon be past,only what's done for Christ shall last! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

last edited on July 14, 2011 11:44AM

link

simonitro at 2:34AM, July 17, 2008

(offline)

posts: 618

joined: 1-14-2006

She's in love with cool guy.

That blue stupid bird wanted to eat a salamis sandwich because…

Enjoy… Las Vegas-y

last edited on July 14, 2011 3:38PM

link

cool guy at 4:42AM, July 17, 2008

(online)

posts: 2,177

joined: 11-22-2006

He knows you want onw to and is getting one just to piss you off

I have no Idea what I just said Because

This life we live shall soon be past,only what's done for Christ shall last! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

last edited on July 14, 2011 11:44AM

link

diana_m at 9:03PM, July 17, 2008

(offline)

posts: 768

joined: 7-8-2007

Because you're stupid.

I am NOT in love with Cool Guy because…

./\_/\ I'm a wolf.
/.o.o\ I ate the bunny.
\..o../ It was tasty.
..v.v..

last edited on July 14, 2011 12:10PM

link

simonitro at 12:41AM, July 18, 2008

(offline)

posts: 618

joined: 1-14-2006

he will end up eating you.

Paula is an evil witch because…

Enjoy… Las Vegas-y

last edited on July 14, 2011 3:38PM

link

cool guy at 4:50AM, July 18, 2008

(online)

posts: 2,177

joined: 11-22-2006

Not wich…its BICH!!!!!

I love south park because

simonitro
he will end up eating you

I was thinking about the other meaning of “eating you”
and I LMAO!!!!

This life we live shall soon be past,only what's done for Christ shall last! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

last edited on July 14, 2011 11:44AM

link

Puff_Of_Smoke at 1:58PM, July 18, 2008

(offline)

posts: 3,510

joined: 5-28-2007

You love that park south of where you live.

I'm tired because…

I
I have a gun. It's really powerful. Especially against living things.

last edited on July 14, 2011 2:55PM

link

bluebot092 at 5:12PM, July 18, 2008

(offline)

posts: 820

joined: 6-10-2007

your parents took your bed

im getting good rateings on my comic cuz…

I don't have ADD you're just boring me.

last edited on July 14, 2011 11:28AM

link

Psychobabble at 8:18PM, July 18, 2008

(offline)

posts: 53

joined: 6-3-2007

Batman can't right all of society's wrongs.

I came out of nowhere because…

last edited on July 14, 2011 2:54PM

link

simonitro at 9:48AM, July 19, 2008

(offline)

posts: 618

joined: 1-14-2006

you hiccuped.

He hiccuped because…

Enjoy… Las Vegas-y

last edited on July 14, 2011 3:38PM

link

diana_m at 8:13AM, July 20, 2008

(offline)

posts: 768

joined: 7-8-2007

cool guy
simonitro
he will end up eating you

I was thinking about the other meaning of “eating you”
and I LMAO!!!!

O_o DUDE!

He hiccuped because he's the HICCUP MONSTER!

I love One Piece because…

./\_/\ I'm a wolf.
/.o.o\ I ate the bunny.
\..o../ It was tasty.
..v.v..

last edited on July 14, 2011 12:10PM

link

simonitro at 8:46AM, July 20, 2008

(offline)

posts: 618

joined: 1-14-2006

diana_m
cool guy
simonitro
he will end up eating you

I was thinking about the other meaning of “eating you”
and I LMAO!!!!
O_o DUDE!

He hiccuped because he's the HICCUP MONSTER!

I love One Piece because…

Don't blame me… I was playing innocent.

Anyway…

…there are pirate adventures plus tons of bloody violence.

Bloody violence are fun because…

Enjoy… Las Vegas-y

last edited on July 14, 2011 3:38PM

link

crazyninny at 8:20PM, July 20, 2008

(online)

posts: 1,457

joined: 7-20-2006

Your not the one getting your ass handed to you.

No one can figure out the Clark Kent is Superman because…

last edited on July 14, 2011 11:49AM

link

Psychobabble at 10:03PM, July 20, 2008

(offline)

posts: 53

joined: 6-3-2007

because of mass suspension of disbelief.

People suspend their disbelief because

last edited on July 14, 2011 2:54PM

link

diana_m at 12:45PM, July 21, 2008

(offline)

posts: 768

joined: 7-8-2007

They disbelief in suspension.

I don't like Trigun because…

./\_/\ I'm a wolf.
/.o.o\ I ate the bunny.
\..o../ It was tasty.
..v.v..

last edited on July 14, 2011 12:10PM

link

cool guy at 4:20PM, July 21, 2008

(online)

posts: 2,177

joined: 11-22-2006

Because I saw an episode of when they killed a pirate

I can't stop laughing at my last post becase

This life we live shall soon be past,only what's done for Christ shall last! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

last edited on July 14, 2011 11:44AM

link

diana_m at 4:59PM, July 21, 2008

(offline)

posts: 768

joined: 7-8-2007

It's hilarious.

I have a new comic because…

./\_/\ I'm a wolf.
/.o.o\ I ate the bunny.
\..o../ It was tasty.
..v.v..

last edited on July 14, 2011 12:10PM

link

cool guy at 5:02PM, July 21, 2008

(online)

posts: 2,177

joined: 11-22-2006

Your brain pooped out an idea

Agora posso falar Portugues pois …

This life we live shall soon be past,only what's done for Christ shall last! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

last edited on July 14, 2011 11:44AM

link

diana_m at 5:08PM, July 21, 2008

(offline)

posts: 768

joined: 7-8-2007

Fizeste um curso de aprendimento intensivo.

Pirates are cooler than ninjas because…

./\_/\ I'm a wolf.
/.o.o\ I ate the bunny.
\..o../ It was tasty.
..v.v..

last edited on July 14, 2011 12:10PM

link

cool guy at 5:31PM, July 21, 2008

(online)

posts: 2,177

joined: 11-22-2006

No they're not

I might be killed by Diana_m because

This life we live shall soon be past,only what's done for Christ shall last! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

last edited on July 14, 2011 11:44AM

link

bluebot092 at 9:40PM, July 21, 2008

(offline)

posts: 820

joined: 6-10-2007

you pushed her off the damn edge

one peice sux because

I don't have ADD you're just boring me.

last edited on July 14, 2011 11:28AM

link

cool guy at 5:21AM, July 22, 2008

(online)

posts: 2,177

joined: 11-22-2006

Because it dose

Naruto Rules because…

This life we live shall soon be past,only what's done for Christ shall last! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

last edited on July 14, 2011 11:44AM

link

diana_m at 10:21AM, July 22, 2008

(offline)

posts: 768

joined: 7-8-2007

Because you're idiots that don't realize that OP is much better.

OP is much better because…

./\_/\ I'm a wolf.
/.o.o\ I ate the bunny.
\..o../ It was tasty.
..v.v..

last edited on July 14, 2011 12:10PM

link

MAFIA... and other forum games