In the woods by the brook lived a soldier named Granglwort. She darned her socks and ate her three course dinner.

Suddenly, a gunshot rang out. She looked around worriedly and jumped into Gene Simmon's tongue. It was long and gelatinous; the tounge went back and tried to see the shooter beside it.

Granglwort ate his pie along with that cat over there.

“Hey,” said Granglwort, "did you see how many pies that long tounge consumed ina fury!" (…end quotation mark.)

Ian Jay, smart?
Witty more like.

So Granglwort fled some where else to see the giant panda bear who performed Shakespeare. Unfortunately, a Winnebago plummeted over it, landing on my off ramp, rolling down the highway bear and all, where the bear was stripped bare and forced to use Nair products…