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The bad advice GAME!!!!
umbledijum at 6:28PM, May 5, 2009
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try sleeping pills. The whole bottle just to be sure.



i have no ideas for comics.
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umbledijum at 11:28AM, May 10, 2009
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make your next one full of racial slurs and female abuse.





i don't like washing my hands.
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GarBonzo Bean at 2:02PM, May 12, 2009
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Don't, then take a relaxing trip to mexico

My neighbor is annoying me
If its popsicle, its possible!
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cool guy at 4:10PM, May 14, 2009
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Blow him/her up (DUH)






My sister's annoying
This life we live shall soon be past,only what's done for Christ shall last! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
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GarBonzo Bean at 3:18PM, May 20, 2009
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Get a restraining order

My shoes smell REALLY bad
If its popsicle, its possible!
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cool guy at 4:11PM, May 20, 2009
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Inhale the stink then use Febreze






I can't beat GH2.
This life we live shall soon be past,only what's done for Christ shall last! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
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Mr Chappers at 3:00AM, May 21, 2009
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beat your friend instead

i cant think of anything to put

Read the Author, its good i promise.
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cool guy at 11:31AM, May 22, 2009
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Break something then write what you did







I want the other 11 volumes of Death Note
This life we live shall soon be past,only what's done for Christ shall last! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
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ParkerFarker at 7:17PM, May 22, 2009
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buy the Jonas Brothers instead!

I have AAAAIIIIDDDDSSSSS… in the future, I will get it this Thursday!

“We are in the stickiest situation since Sticky the stick insect got stuck on a sticky bun.” - Blackadder
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waff at 2:40AM, May 23, 2009
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commit suicide before then then.

someone who really annoys me has joined the game I'm participating in.

'there is no “overkill” there is only “open fire” and “time to reload” rule #37
the things on my box are a dead squirell, a medal and a paper bag hat.
ow! I have shards of the fourth wall in my eye!
WAFF-MAN!! as of mafia VI
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cool guy at 6:10AM, May 23, 2009
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Hack and destroy their computer.






I want the Death Note Movie in English
This life we live shall soon be past,only what's done for Christ shall last! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
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ParkerFarker at 10:18AM, May 24, 2009
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buy the Jonas Brother's movie in Japanese instead!

I need $100,000 to pay the Yakuza family

“We are in the stickiest situation since Sticky the stick insect got stuck on a sticky bun.” - Blackadder
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cool guy at 10:53AM, May 24, 2009
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Get $100,000 and pay the Jonas Brothers instead.








I'm bored and hungry
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ParkerFarker at 12:58PM, May 24, 2009
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eat lots to fill both needs but don't stop when they're filled. keep eating.


I am so tired of seeing the Terminator 4 ads on the right.



“We are in the stickiest situation since Sticky the stick insect got stuck on a sticky bun.” - Blackadder
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cool guy at 4:28PM, May 24, 2009
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Sue DD




I'm not hungry anymore but I'm still bored
This life we live shall soon be past,only what's done for Christ shall last! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
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Nega Link at 1:11PM, June 17, 2009
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Go huff paint thinner. Seriosuly, everyone's doing it.

I don't have enough money.
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ParkerFarker at 4:27PM, June 17, 2009
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spend what money you do have on a margarita-ville!


I swallowed a cyanide pill, vomited it out, and then a cat swallowed my vomit, vomited it out, and then I slipped on a banana peel two days later.

“We are in the stickiest situation since Sticky the stick insect got stuck on a sticky bun.” - Blackadder
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therealtj at 7:03PM, June 17, 2009
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You obviously need to eat your cats vomit. Duh.

I have the choice to buy candy and a bomb. What should I buy?

“The only moral it is possible to draw from this story is that one should never throw the letter Q into a privet bush, but unfortunately there are times when it is unavoidable.”
-Douglas Adams, The Restaurant At the End of the Universe
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ParkerFarker at 4:07PM, June 19, 2009
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neither, spend the money on cheap internet pr0nz.


My underarm hair is so long that it is the amazon rainforest.

“We are in the stickiest situation since Sticky the stick insect got stuck on a sticky bun.” - Blackadder
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Nega Link at 10:47PM, June 19, 2009
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Clearly the best option that I can forsee isSHOOTYOURDOG! DOITRIGHTNOW!

I have multiple-personality disorder.
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ParkerFarker at 9:55AM, June 20, 2009
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this is a tough one, but I would suggest SUICIDE

I shot my dog because I had ridiculously long armpit hair. I still have ridiculously long armpit hair.

“We are in the stickiest situation since Sticky the stick insect got stuck on a sticky bun.” - Blackadder
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therealtj at 7:10PM, June 20, 2009
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You obvously did something wrong. Shoot him again.

I'm hungry, but don't feel like getting up :/

“The only moral it is possible to draw from this story is that one should never throw the letter Q into a privet bush, but unfortunately there are times when it is unavoidable.”
-Douglas Adams, The Restaurant At the End of the Universe
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Salsa at 1:51PM, June 21, 2009
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therealtj
You obvously did something wrong. Shoot him again.

I'm hungry, but don't feel like getting up :/

Eat your chair.

I need to find a new car.
RAGE!
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Kaolyne at 9:01PM, June 21, 2009
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Steal one.

I am having trouble remembering things.
Imagination surpasses Knowledge
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Keenarnor at 10:37PM, July 2, 2009
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Then say “things” over and over again

I can't reach the itch on my back
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cool guy at 8:24PM, July 3, 2009
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Find a cactus and scratch it with that.







I'm thinking of writing a new story.
This life we live shall soon be past,only what's done for Christ shall last! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
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Kaolyne at 11:01PM, July 3, 2009
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Write it on the wall.

I want to become the best student in Tokyo-U.
Imagination surpasses Knowledge
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ParkerFarker at 7:28AM, July 9, 2009
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don't.


I can't find anywhere to DISCO!

“We are in the stickiest situation since Sticky the stick insect got stuck on a sticky bun.” - Blackadder
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cool guy at 8:00PM, July 10, 2009
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Go into your neighbor's house strip down to your underwear and dance there.








I want to learn how to play the guitar.
This life we live shall soon be past,only what's done for Christ shall last! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
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Kaolyne at 11:22PM, July 10, 2009
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Learn how to air guitar. It is much easier.

I want to heighten my voice.
Imagination surpasses Knowledge
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