Never scoff at free food.
I'm thirsty, and all I have is a gallon of antifreeze, what should I do?
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Wordweaver_three
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cool guy
at 2:44PM, Sept. 23, 2009
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freeze it cuz i have no clue what that is
I got a new phone an lost all my 56 ringers, 34 contacts, and epic photos.
I got a new phone an lost all my 56 ringers, 34 contacts, and epic photos.
This life we live shall soon be past,only what's done for Christ shall last! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
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ParkerFarker
at 9:49PM, Sept. 23, 2009
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go to a metal workshop and meld the two phones together, hoping to get back your info.
My house is burning down.
My house is burning down.
“We are in the stickiest situation since Sticky the stick insect got stuck on a sticky bun.” - Blackadder
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Wordweaver_three
at 4:09AM, Sept. 24, 2009
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Break out the hot dogs and marshmallows.
I poisoned my neighbors dog with antifreeze, now I think he's become suspicious of me.
I poisoned my neighbors dog with antifreeze, now I think he's become suspicious of me.
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demontales
at 5:07PM, Sept. 24, 2009
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Poison yourself too
The police is after me
The police is after me
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Insizwa
at 5:48PM, Sept. 24, 2009
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Go on a giant rampage, and end it will a climactic gunfight where you go out guns blazing.
A possessive alcoholic wants me to have sex with her!
A possessive alcoholic wants me to have sex with her!
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ParkerFarker
at 10:57PM, Sept. 24, 2009
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Don't do it!
I think someone implanted a pipe bomb in my brain…
I think someone implanted a pipe bomb in my brain…
“We are in the stickiest situation since Sticky the stick insect got stuck on a sticky bun.” - Blackadder
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simonitro
at 12:03AM, Sept. 27, 2009
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Just keep it there and don't remove it and while you're at it, don't think about it.
I'm taking out the trash…
I'm taking out the trash…
Enjoy… Las Vegas-y
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BffSatan
at 12:19AM, Sept. 27, 2009
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Say the sentence, “it's time to take out the trash,” as many times as you can while doing it.
I have two websites to get up and running.
I have two websites to get up and running.
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ParkerFarker
at 5:44PM, Sept. 27, 2009
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Switch to dial-up!
I have discovered every single government everywhere are aliens, what should I do?
I have discovered every single government everywhere are aliens, what should I do?
“We are in the stickiest situation since Sticky the stick insect got stuck on a sticky bun.” - Blackadder
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simonitro
at 10:10PM, Sept. 27, 2009
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Ignore them even though they would annihilate the world.
I killed a moth, and then?
I killed a moth, and then?
Enjoy… Las Vegas-y
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da_kasha
at 3:35PM, Sept. 28, 2009
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Eat it. It will make a tasty and nutritious snack!
We were practising some block in Shorinji Kempo and the guy I was with was karate-chopping at my arm with all his might. Now the bottom half of it is covered in bruises and the top half feels like a wet noodle. What should I do?
We were practising some block in Shorinji Kempo and the guy I was with was karate-chopping at my arm with all his might. Now the bottom half of it is covered in bruises and the top half feels like a wet noodle. What should I do?
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TheFlyingGreenMonkey
at 9:10PM, Sept. 28, 2009
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Invest in a gun.
My school is boring.
My school is boring.
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Wordweaver_three
at 6:37AM, Sept. 29, 2009
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Invest in a gun.
I'm choking on a peanut!
I'm choking on a peanut!
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simonitro
at 5:38PM, Sept. 29, 2009
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Well, good for you!
What are the best ways to become an evil overlord?
What are the best ways to become an evil overlord?
Enjoy… Las Vegas-y
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TheFlyingGreenMonkey
at 11:05PM, Sept. 29, 2009
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Join the NRA
I invested in a gun.
I invested in a gun.
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ParkerFarker
at 7:30PM, Oct. 5, 2009
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Go and have some fun with it!
I just got bitten by a werewolf, a vampire, and zombie.
I just got bitten by a werewolf, a vampire, and zombie.
“We are in the stickiest situation since Sticky the stick insect got stuck on a sticky bun.” - Blackadder
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TheFlyingGreenMonkey
at 8:48PM, Oct. 5, 2009
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You should be immune to AIDs with all that. You should go find out :D
I just applied to my first university.
I just applied to my first university.
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ParkerFarker
at 5:42AM, Oct. 6, 2009
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Don't apply for any more!
My eye's are starting to hurt from shooting lightning out of them.
My eye's are starting to hurt from shooting lightning out of them.
“We are in the stickiest situation since Sticky the stick insect got stuck on a sticky bun.” - Blackadder
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ParkerFarker
at 5:42AM, Oct. 6, 2009
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Don't apply for any more!
My eye's are starting to hurt from shooting lightning out of them.
My eye's are starting to hurt from shooting lightning out of them.
“We are in the stickiest situation since Sticky the stick insect got stuck on a sticky bun.” - Blackadder
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TheFlyingGreenMonkey
at 8:09AM, Oct. 6, 2009
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All you need is more power. Try hooking up a car batterie to yourself.
I joined Fightsplosion.
I joined Fightsplosion.
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ParkerFarker
at 5:56AM, Oct. 7, 2009
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Hope to be paired up against me.
I accidentally stapled myself to my neigbour's lawn-mower blades…
I accidentally stapled myself to my neigbour's lawn-mower blades…
“We are in the stickiest situation since Sticky the stick insect got stuck on a sticky bun.” - Blackadder
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simonitro
at 7:17PM, Oct. 13, 2009
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Turn it on and make some lovin'!
What should I eat for supper?
What should I eat for supper?
Enjoy… Las Vegas-y
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TheFlyingGreenMonkey
at 11:32PM, Oct. 13, 2009
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The Iron Gaint.
I have two midterms today.
I have two midterms today.
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Aea Riga
at 5:51PM, Oct. 15, 2009
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Attempt to copy off a student while hiding in a giant ! box.
I fell out of my tree and landed on the neighbors cat. It MAY be dead. How do I avoid getting shot by a grandma?
I fell out of my tree and landed on the neighbors cat. It MAY be dead. How do I avoid getting shot by a grandma?
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Insizwa
at 8:08PM, Oct. 15, 2009
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disguise yourself as a shoe horn.
Where do I get some papaya juice?
Where do I get some papaya juice?
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TheFlyingGreenMonkey
at 10:13PM, Oct. 15, 2009
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Rob the local store. IF they don't have it steal the money and go online and buy it.
I have a headache.
I have a headache.
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ParkerFarker
at 3:52PM, Oct. 17, 2009
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You probably aren't sitting close enough to the TV, you need to be about an inch away.
I start at my new school tomorrow… in the fourth quarter.
I start at my new school tomorrow… in the fourth quarter.
“We are in the stickiest situation since Sticky the stick insect got stuck on a sticky bun.” - Blackadder
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simonitro
at 7:42PM, Oct. 17, 2009
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Try getting as much detentions as you can… that's the better way of a school life.
What would you do when you're bored?
What would you do when you're bored?
Enjoy… Las Vegas-y
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ParkerFarker
at 9:42PM, Oct. 17, 2009
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become a prostitute.
I became a prostitute.
I became a prostitute.
“We are in the stickiest situation since Sticky the stick insect got stuck on a sticky bun.” - Blackadder
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