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Lord Shplane at 12:57PM, Aug. 7, 2007
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Hello, I am Lord Shplane. I hate Humanity, and plan to kill/enslave you all. Err… I mean… I love humanity? And I intend to give you puppies? Yeah, that works.
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ZeroVX at 1:09PM, Aug. 7, 2007
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Welcome to the Duck!

Yo! Cthulhu! I think you have some competition!
“If our own government was responsible for the deaths of almost 100,000 people…..would you really wanna know?”

V for Vendetta, V.
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Cthulhu at 1:28PM, Aug. 7, 2007
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No.

I refuse.
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Dark Clown at 2:07PM, Aug. 7, 2007
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Welcome new Flesh Creature!! would you like some Cold hot Cola?

This Fluid feels like Pain, This stoic mood is all in vain.
I reach into the dark, I tear this other me apart.
How many years ago, How many deaths I can't let go.
My Flesh Is Temporary, My God Extraordinary.
You… can''t… Kill… My… MIND!!!!!

The War Will continue, Just on a different battle field
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Bocaj at 2:56PM, Aug. 7, 2007
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Riddle me this Lord Shplane…
what flavor puppies??

Don't read Rape.
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FanGurlZ at 6:53PM, Aug. 7, 2007
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Puppies of what kind?
Homophobia: The irrational fear that gays will break in and re-arrange your furniture against your will.
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Runosonta at 2:28AM, Aug. 8, 2007
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And what size?

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maritalbliss at 10:20AM, Aug. 8, 2007
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Welcome Lord Shplane, best of luck with your plans for enslavement.
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usedbooks at 10:54AM, Aug. 8, 2007
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I, for one, welcome our new ant overlords.
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Insanity at 11:57AM, Aug. 8, 2007
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How many puppies will you give to me for devouring…
I mean torture…
I mean loving, yes. Loving.
jk, jk


AwesomeUnicorn
I feel a little bit like Hitler right now, too.
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Lord Shplane at 2:38PM, Aug. 8, 2007
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Dark Clown
Welcome new Flesh Creature!! would you like some Cold hot Cola?
I prefer my cola to be Cold only, but am intrigued by the possibility of it being both.
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Lord Shplane at 2:41PM, Aug. 8, 2007
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Bocaj
Riddle me this Lord Shplane…
what flavor puppies??
Chocolate Chip. I believe this also answers FanGurlZ's question.

And to Insanity, It depends on how loyal you are to my new regime. Err.. I mean… How much money you give to starving orphans? Yeah, I'll go with that.

Edit: To Runosonta
Mid to large size puppies. Unless you prefer small ones, I can put them in little candy boxes even.
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Strikenmist at 10:27AM, Aug. 9, 2007
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I kick puppies…
…Just kidding

Welcome to DrunkDuck!
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Lord Shplane at 2:39PM, Aug. 9, 2007
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usedbooks
I, for one, welcome our new ant overlords.


Ant? I'm obviously a super-intelligent mantis.
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