Find a bright side to the last poster's hopeless situation then invent your own.
Person one:
My cat just got run over by a car
Person two:
Hey you don't have to buy pet-food anymore!
I just flunked algebra
Person three:
Hey you can be an english major!
etc…
I'll start.
My best friend just died
MAFIA... and other forum games
The Bright side of life
imshard
at 9:22AM, Dec. 18, 2007
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Don't be a stick in the mud traditionalist! Support global warming!
Tech Support: The Comic!! Updates Somedays!!
Tech Support: The Comic!! Updates Somedays!!
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kitty17
at 9:59AM, Dec. 18, 2007
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One less present to give out for Christmas!
My house burned down.
My house burned down.
K.A.L.A.-dan! Moe Maid ;3
Pastel and Kitty :3
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korosu
at 10:55AM, Dec. 18, 2007
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posts: 1,063
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You can get a better one! (And don't forget all the neat stuff you get from charities!)
Someone stole my car.
Someone stole my car.
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therealtj
at 11:20AM, Dec. 18, 2007
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posts: 3,290
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Think of all the money you'll save on gas!
I just acidentaly swallowed chemical cleaner D:
I just acidentaly swallowed chemical cleaner D:
“The only moral it is possible to draw from this story is that one should never throw the letter Q into a privet bush, but unfortunately there are times when it is unavoidable.”
-Douglas Adams, The Restaurant At the End of the Universe
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imshard
at 11:45AM, Dec. 18, 2007
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you decreased world overpopulation!
the IRS just took all my money
the IRS just took all my money
Don't be a stick in the mud traditionalist! Support global warming!
Tech Support: The Comic!! Updates Somedays!!
Tech Support: The Comic!! Updates Somedays!!
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Cthulhu
at 12:24PM, Dec. 18, 2007
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posts: 5,086
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You now belong to a giant majority of people!
I broke my rib.
I broke my rib.
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therealtj
at 1:32PM, Dec. 18, 2007
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Now you have two, smaller ones!
MY ANUS IS BLEEDING!!!!
MY ANUS IS BLEEDING!!!!
“The only moral it is possible to draw from this story is that one should never throw the letter Q into a privet bush, but unfortunately there are times when it is unavoidable.”
-Douglas Adams, The Restaurant At the End of the Universe
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Djeinus
at 3:10PM, Dec. 18, 2007
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Hey! At least you know for sure, there is a vein in there!
My dog just made a poo on the carpet.
My dog just made a poo on the carpet.
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korosu
at 5:50PM, Dec. 18, 2007
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posts: 1,063
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Well, at least you now have an excuse to get new carpet. That orange paisley design is SO 30 years ago.
I lost my job.
I lost my job.
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Orange
at 6:10PM, Dec. 18, 2007
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posts: 1,313
joined: 7-23-2007
You don't have to wake up so early/late!
I have a book report due tomorrow and I am posting on the interwebz :o.
I have a book report due tomorrow and I am posting on the interwebz :o.
last edited on July 14, 2011 2:22PM
imshard
at 7:09PM, Dec. 18, 2007
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You're more popular!
I lost my trees to an Ice storm
I lost my trees to an Ice storm
Don't be a stick in the mud traditionalist! Support global warming!
Tech Support: The Comic!! Updates Somedays!!
Tech Support: The Comic!! Updates Somedays!!
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Orange
at 7:23PM, Dec. 18, 2007
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You're contributing to global warming! lol my bro thought of that
My leg hurts.
My leg hurts.
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imshard
at 7:28PM, Dec. 18, 2007
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Hey you still have a working leg!
The moon is about to explode
The moon is about to explode
Don't be a stick in the mud traditionalist! Support global warming!
Tech Support: The Comic!! Updates Somedays!!
Tech Support: The Comic!! Updates Somedays!!
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Orange
at 7:44PM, Dec. 18, 2007
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“PREETTTTY COLORS!!!!!”
myspacebarisbroken
myspacebarisbroken
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imshard
at 7:52PM, Dec. 18, 2007
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you won't get stalked by online pedophiles anymore!
COMPUSA went broke and i lost my only local parts store
COMPUSA went broke and i lost my only local parts store
Don't be a stick in the mud traditionalist! Support global warming!
Tech Support: The Comic!! Updates Somedays!!
Tech Support: The Comic!! Updates Somedays!!
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Sea_Cow
at 11:31PM, Dec. 18, 2007
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posts: 2,689
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Sneak in while it's shutting down and get shit for free!
Arrested for a crime I did not commit; Jail raped.
Arrested for a crime I did not commit; Jail raped.
I am so happy to finally be back home
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BloodTh
at 3:02AM, Dec. 19, 2007
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posts: 1,163
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at least it wasn't Micheal Jackson.
I have no life, no friends, and the only thing I care about was taken from me.
I have no life, no friends, and the only thing I care about was taken from me.
You call me evil? My son, there is no good or evil! There is only power, and those too weak to see it. I had hoped that you, Blood, would understand that, being the demon of Darkness!
http://www.drunkduck.com/Blood_Random_Life/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Suibom/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Bloods_Trials/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Blood_Random_Life/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Suibom/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Bloods_Trials/
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ElTipejoLoco
at 3:10AM, Dec. 19, 2007
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At least you have everything you could care less about clinging to you for the rest of your existence!
My friends keep ‘stealing’ people I'm interested in.
My friends keep ‘stealing’ people I'm interested in.
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BloodTh
at 3:35AM, Dec. 19, 2007
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posts: 1,163
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Kill em. Then they won't steal anythin' from ya.
I have no job, no money, and I'm becomin' more evil by the day.
I have no job, no money, and I'm becomin' more evil by the day.
You call me evil? My son, there is no good or evil! There is only power, and those too weak to see it. I had hoped that you, Blood, would understand that, being the demon of Darkness!
http://www.drunkduck.com/Blood_Random_Life/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Suibom/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Bloods_Trials/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Blood_Random_Life/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Suibom/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Bloods_Trials/
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korosu
at 4:31AM, Dec. 19, 2007
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Hey, it'll make for a really cool autobiography one day!
My boyfriend broke up with me.
My boyfriend broke up with me.
last edited on July 14, 2011 1:21PM
imshard
at 6:05AM, Dec. 19, 2007
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You don't have to buy an anniversary present for him anymore!
I have to explain basic things to stupid people all day
I have to explain basic things to stupid people all day
Don't be a stick in the mud traditionalist! Support global warming!
Tech Support: The Comic!! Updates Somedays!!
Tech Support: The Comic!! Updates Somedays!!
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kitty17
at 9:31AM, Dec. 19, 2007
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Well atleast you know you're smart enough to actually make these stupid people understand.
I die in 3 days.
I die in 3 days.
K.A.L.A.-dan! Moe Maid ;3
Pastel and Kitty :3
last edited on July 14, 2011 1:18PM
therealtj
at 9:35AM, Dec. 19, 2007
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posts: 3,290
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You don't have to worry about anything now :)
I was just raped D:
By Shplane D:
I was just raped D:
By Shplane D:
“The only moral it is possible to draw from this story is that one should never throw the letter Q into a privet bush, but unfortunately there are times when it is unavoidable.”
-Douglas Adams, The Restaurant At the End of the Universe
last edited on July 14, 2011 4:26PM
Dr3wdub
at 10:10AM, Dec. 19, 2007
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posts: 353
joined: 11-30-2007
at lest you'll know who the father is!
i accidentally chopped off my finger.
i accidentally chopped off my finger.
“I'm having Deja Vu and Amnesia at the same time. I have a strange feeling I've forgotten all of this before.”
^Link to the best web comic I've ever read!!!(not mine btw)
^Link to the best web comic I've ever read!!!(not mine btw)
last edited on July 14, 2011 12:14PM
Sea_Cow
at 12:28PM, Dec. 19, 2007
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Now you can finally figure out what the inside of your finger feels like! :D
I am dying a slow, painful death from AIDS while my house burns to the ground.
I am dying a slow, painful death from AIDS while my house burns to the ground.
I am so happy to finally be back home
last edited on July 14, 2011 3:25PM
imshard
at 1:37PM, Dec. 19, 2007
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You can be featured on Oprah!
nobody reads my comic anymore.
nobody reads my comic anymore.
Don't be a stick in the mud traditionalist! Support global warming!
Tech Support: The Comic!! Updates Somedays!!
Tech Support: The Comic!! Updates Somedays!!
last edited on July 14, 2011 12:58PM
Sea_Cow
at 3:24PM, Dec. 19, 2007
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Nobody can give you a 1.
I was featured on Oprah.
I was featured on Oprah.
I am so happy to finally be back home
last edited on July 14, 2011 3:25PM
kitty17
at 3:46PM, Dec. 19, 2007
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posts: 3,538
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Look under your chair, I bet it's the keys to a brand new convertable.
I 'sploded.
I 'sploded.
K.A.L.A.-dan! Moe Maid ;3
Pastel and Kitty :3
last edited on July 14, 2011 1:18PM
korosu
at 3:51PM, Dec. 19, 2007
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posts: 1,063
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At least you didn't have to waste money on fireworks.
I was kidnapped by the mob.
I was kidnapped by the mob.
Dr3wdubThat's horrible. XD
at lest you'll know who the father is!
last edited on July 14, 2011 1:21PM
Djeinus
at 4:03PM, Dec. 19, 2007
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posts: 201
joined: 9-27-2007
Now you have an excuse for not going to work!
My pen is broken
My pen is broken
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