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martinlo_23 at 1:21PM, Feb. 12, 2009
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I have 1,000 cases for YOU!HA!



I like Dragonball Z.
DarkMartio rules.(That's me.) The cake is a lie. I heard u lieks mudkips.
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Hakoshen at 2:13PM, Feb. 12, 2009
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You like Dragon Ball Z.



I actually DID get a case today, involving a pakistani family that stinks to high hell and only one person barely speaks english, the alcoholic, suicidal abusive father. But i STILL got to spend a good two hours reading manga!
God needed the Devil, the Beatles needed the Rolling Stones, Hakoshen needs me.
I'm the enemy he requires to define him.
Soon or later, he'll bring me back to life again for another epic encounter of shouting about power levels and grimacing.
-Harkovast
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Walrus at 5:06PM, Feb. 12, 2009
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The Pakistani people will come to your house late at night and burn your manga collection and throw you on top of the pile.




I didn't have any homework today!
 
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waff at 3:43AM, Feb. 13, 2009
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then you've probably missed abit


I'm participating in the next game of mafia.

'there is no “overkill” there is only “open fire” and “time to reload” rule #37
the things on my box are a dead squirell, a medal and a paper bag hat.
ow! I have shards of the fourth wall in my eye!
WAFF-MAN!! as of mafia VI
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martinlo_23 at 1:23PM, Feb. 13, 2009
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You'll get killed.


I'll host a game(probably).
DarkMartio rules.(That's me.) The cake is a lie. I heard u lieks mudkips.
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waff at 2:21PM, Feb. 13, 2009
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If you do host a game the participants will rise up and overthrow you.

I have a mecha.

'there is no “overkill” there is only “open fire” and “time to reload” rule #37
the things on my box are a dead squirell, a medal and a paper bag hat.
ow! I have shards of the fourth wall in my eye!
WAFF-MAN!! as of mafia VI
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Walrus at 4:55PM, Feb. 13, 2009
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Who will kill you.


My art's getting better!
 
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martinlo_23 at 6:18PM, Feb. 13, 2009
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And then worse.


Is Friday the 13nd!
DarkMartio rules.(That's me.) The cake is a lie. I heard u lieks mudkips.
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Walrus at 10:01AM, Feb. 14, 2009
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But when I read this it's the 14th so you're a liar! A boulder will soon crush you entire house!


Today's valentines day! I got some CANDAY!
 
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martinlo_23 at 1:12PM, Feb. 14, 2009
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Some HATE candy.


I'll buy Sims Kingdom.
DarkMartio rules.(That's me.) The cake is a lie. I heard u lieks mudkips.
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Hakoshen at 2:38PM, Feb. 14, 2009
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It's not the Sims 3.

I got a new mini fridge for my office today!
God needed the Devil, the Beatles needed the Rolling Stones, Hakoshen needs me.
I'm the enemy he requires to define him.
Soon or later, he'll bring me back to life again for another epic encounter of shouting about power levels and grimacing.
-Harkovast
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Walrus at 5:05PM, Feb. 14, 2009
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It will blow up and you will die and the explosion.



I got a $100 Frys gift card!
 
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Backstaber at 6:55PM, Feb. 14, 2009
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They went out of business.



I went Ice Skating.
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Hakoshen at 9:21PM, Feb. 14, 2009
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Tonya Harding will mistake you for the next competitors and smack you in the knee with a pipe.

I just watched an awesome Donnie Yen movie where he played Yip Man with my best bud and it was a fine end to the day.
God needed the Devil, the Beatles needed the Rolling Stones, Hakoshen needs me.
I'm the enemy he requires to define him.
Soon or later, he'll bring me back to life again for another epic encounter of shouting about power levels and grimacing.
-Harkovast
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Backstaber at 10:02PM, Feb. 14, 2009
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Someone assasinated your TV set while you were watching.



Going to bed.
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Naughtelos at 10:39PM, Feb. 14, 2009
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You'll slam a mountain dew (YOU FOOL) and be unable to sleep.

I actually got some work done on my comic today.
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martinlo_23 at 1:56PM, Feb. 16, 2009
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Itz da suckorz.



I didn't break my back.Today.
DarkMartio rules.(That's me.) The cake is a lie. I heard u lieks mudkips.
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Walrus at 3:55PM, Feb. 16, 2009
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But you will tomorrow.



It's going to snow in a couple of days!
 
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martinlo_23 at 4:24PM, Feb. 16, 2009
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It'll snow gremlins!










I did all my homework and I have the day free and it can't be bad!I win!
DarkMartio rules.(That's me.) The cake is a lie. I heard u lieks mudkips.
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cool guy at 5:54PM, Feb. 17, 2009
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There's nothing to do so your parents see you doing nothing and make you do all the chores around the house,If that's not enough they also stay behind you with whips and chains while they scream “WORK HARDER BITCH!!!!” Then they make you walk around the block in a tutu while your friends stare and take pictures.I know I'm messed up XD.





I just shit my pants while I lol-ed at the things I just wrote.XD
This life we live shall soon be past,only what's done for Christ shall last! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
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WiffleBall at 8:23AM, Feb. 25, 2009
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That's gross.

It's my birthday today. :D
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waff at 1:48PM, Feb. 25, 2009
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something will ruin it.


I just found a ace game site.

'there is no “overkill” there is only “open fire” and “time to reload” rule #37
the things on my box are a dead squirell, a medal and a paper bag hat.
ow! I have shards of the fourth wall in my eye!
WAFF-MAN!! as of mafia VI
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Aghammer at 2:22PM, Feb. 25, 2009
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You found something else to waste your time on instead of doing productive things with your life.







I found some really cool paper on sale that is made for pen and ink.
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Niccea at 3:00PM, Feb. 25, 2009
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Your dog shall get a hold of it.





I'm going home this weekend.
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cool guy at 7:28PM, Feb. 27, 2009
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Your house burns down with you in it







I just discovered Lecrae.
This life we live shall soon be past,only what's done for Christ shall last! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
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waff at 3:40PM, Feb. 28, 2009
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no-one knows what lecrae is



I have had a hair-cut.

'there is no “overkill” there is only “open fire” and “time to reload” rule #37
the things on my box are a dead squirell, a medal and a paper bag hat.
ow! I have shards of the fourth wall in my eye!
WAFF-MAN!! as of mafia VI
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flapjack1995 at 4:46PM, Feb. 28, 2009
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Unfortunately, it was your hair that did the cutting, and your blood is spilling onto the floor.

I actually got some comic stuff done today!
|GTR|FJ|MSC|
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cool guy at 1:06PM, March 2, 2009
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You lose it






I can perfectly explain who Lacrae is:

This life we live shall soon be past,only what's done for Christ shall last! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
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Hakoshen at 1:24PM, March 2, 2009
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You'll realize that what you underwent to gain this knowledge has made you into a sad, lonely person and you'll go on a psychotic rampage before being found dead, naked and smeared in cherry flavored ice cream in some random old lady's shower.


I bought this game Eat Lead for the 360 and it's frakkin' amazingly hilarious!
God needed the Devil, the Beatles needed the Rolling Stones, Hakoshen needs me.
I'm the enemy he requires to define him.
Soon or later, he'll bring me back to life again for another epic encounter of shouting about power levels and grimacing.
-Harkovast
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cool guy at 1:26PM, March 2, 2009
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It slowly damages your 360 because of a virus.







Lacrae is awesome
This life we live shall soon be past,only what's done for Christ shall last! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
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