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the dark side of life!
GarBonzo Bean at 1:15PM, Nov. 13, 2008
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the drunk duck finds out that you are only using the forum to advertise your website and bans you

my dancing banana entertains me
If its popsicle, its possible!
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soulcelshade at 2:40PM, Nov. 13, 2008
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I ate your banana. This is merely looped footage.

Incidentally, I recently ate a delicious banana!
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cool guy at 2:55PM, Nov. 13, 2008
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It was full of WORMS.



I got a new Cellphone (true)
This life we live shall soon be past,only what's done for Christ shall last! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
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GarBonzo Bean at 3:12PM, Nov. 13, 2008
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i am wormless i tell you! WORMLESS!!

your cellphone was eaten by my dancing banana which was eaten by flapjack

If its popsicle, its possible!
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Insizwa at 4:48PM, Nov. 13, 2008
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I have no school tomorrow!
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diana_m at 10:50AM, Nov. 14, 2008
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Dude,did you just answer and question in the same sentence?

I have a band.
./\_/\ I'm a wolf.
/.o.o\ I ate the bunny.
\..o../ It was tasty.
..v.v..

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cool guy at 10:56AM, Nov. 14, 2008
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They hate you





I'm gonna get guitar Hero 3
This life we live shall soon be past,only what's done for Christ shall last! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
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Naughtelos at 12:25PM, Nov. 14, 2008
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Your console of choice will crash and explode when you try to play it, burning down your place of residence.

I fixed my software that I use for comic-making yesterday.
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Insizwa at 1:18PM, Nov. 14, 2008
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Now you get to spend the rest of your life making comics…alone and sad :(

FUCKING WEEKEND BOYS!
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GarBonzo Bean at 1:19PM, Nov. 14, 2008
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your computer takes over the world, thanks a lot

ITS FRIDAY AGAIN!
If its popsicle, its possible!
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soulcelshade at 7:43PM, Nov. 15, 2008
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Not anymore. BITCH.

I recently came into a small tomato fortune.
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GarBonzo Bean at 7:47AM, Nov. 16, 2008
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my banana befriends your tomatoes and they run away together

eat my shorts
If its popsicle, its possible!
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Naughtelos at 12:06PM, Nov. 16, 2008
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They are delicious, cherry flavored, and the long lost cure for cancer.

I have been experiencing a surprisingly low amount of fail this week.
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mike_mcpeeper at 12:48PM, Nov. 16, 2008
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You get so cocky that you forget in rock n roll, and that music can save your mortal soul, and teach you how to dance reeeeal slooooow!

I throw some nachos in the trash.
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Naughtelos at 1:05PM, Nov. 16, 2008
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You miss, and the nachos spill cheese all over a mentally unstable gangbanger, who promptly shoots you.

I ate an expired hot dog.
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diana_m at 1:36PM, Nov. 16, 2008
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…This is the dark side of life,not the bright side.

Tireeeeeeeeeeeeeed.
./\_/\ I'm a wolf.
/.o.o\ I ate the bunny.
\..o../ It was tasty.
..v.v..

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GarBonzo Bean at 4:37PM, Nov. 16, 2008
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you are so tired you accidentaly eat naughtelos's hot dog, the expired one

i am hot dog free
If its popsicle, its possible!
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soulcelshade at 8:09PM, Nov. 16, 2008
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You suddenly crave old lady flesh.

I have a new printer/scanner and discovered why it wasn't working, allowing me to solve to problem! Although I can't plug my tablet in and scan, this is very good news for me, as I will be able to update my comics!
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mike_mcpeeper at 4:39AM, Nov. 17, 2008
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You spend weeks updating a comic alone in your house, calling it your Last Requiem. Subsequently, you die just like Amadeus.

I am your Salieri…
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soulcelshade at 6:28AM, Nov. 17, 2008
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I hate Celery.

I just set a pumpkin patch on fire! I think I burnt some bald kid and a kid with a blanket! It was the best Remembrance Day ever.
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GarBonzo Bean at 2:04PM, Nov. 17, 2008
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you post your “day” on the internet and you ge sent to a cukuk shack

its really cold here
If its popsicle, its possible!
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cool guy at 3:08PM, Nov. 17, 2008
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It suddenly gets really hot and your comp can't take the heat and Explodes



I got PKMN Pearl
This life we live shall soon be past,only what's done for Christ shall last! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
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Naughtelos at 6:45PM, Nov. 17, 2008
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You forget to feed your Mudkip, and it dies.

DING 71 on World of Warcraft.
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soulcelshade at 2:48PM, Nov. 18, 2008
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Nobody cares. You suddenly realize that no matter how highly you think of your avatar on WoW, you will never achieve the same excellence and that you are ultimately alone in the world, destined to wither away like every other meaningless existence in the world.

Incidentally, I ate a worm-free banana! It was delicious, and 100% banana!
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Naughtelos at 7:06PM, Nov. 18, 2008
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It didn't contain an earthworm, but it did contain a tapeworm egg. After hatching, the worm begins playing World of Warcraft inside your innards, blocking it up with cans of energy drinks, empty hot pocket sleeves and poorly printed maps and leveling guides. finally, he wipes on a raid, and in his rage, dislodges the trash that had built inside you. Unfortunately, this happens during a major presentation, and you end up spewing forth tiny soda cans and greasy cardboard all over your superior, who promptly kicks you out on the street. Unemployed and with nothing to do, you turn to World of Warcraft. After about 30 levels, you realize your the irony of the situation, and it makes your head explode.

I LoL'd at a stand up comedy special on comedy central. Hard.

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GarBonzo Bean at 5:20AM, Nov. 19, 2008
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you laughed so hard you shorted out your laugh box

now i am acused of having TAPEWORMS!
If its popsicle, its possible!
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soulcelshade at 6:28AM, Nov. 19, 2008
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Dark side. DARK. Not bright. Golly gee wizzillikers, GarBonzo Bean.

I'm eating food.
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cool guy at 10:50AM, Nov. 19, 2008
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You're eating Dog food





I have no school today:Nov/19/08
This life we live shall soon be past,only what's done for Christ shall last! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
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GarBonzo Bean at 2:10PM, Nov. 19, 2008
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thats what YOU think!

i just bought something off ebay
If its popsicle, its possible!
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Naughtelos at 4:38PM, Nov. 19, 2008
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I choose to respond with an image. This is what you find in your E-bay box:


I finished this Thursday's update for my comic with time to spare.
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