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The Drunk Duck Vending Machine Returns!
ssbguy at 3:54PM, May 25, 2007
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it's the Drunk Duck Vending Machine again!

alright, people, you know the rules. and for those who don't, you put something in the Machine, and the next person gets something out, and puts something else in and the process repeats itself. I'll start.

*inserts an MP3 player*
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Bocaj at 6:54PM, May 25, 2007
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takes out a wii (I'ma on one nowz!1)
Jams in a baby.

Don't read Rape.
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vgman at 7:08PM, May 25, 2007
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a paper bag lit on fire fly's out. i stomp it out and there is now somthing brown on my feet….. eeewwwwwwwwww


inserts DD vending machein into the DD vending machein.
RIP TD :cry2:
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I like zelda at 7:53PM, May 25, 2007
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gets out that other nunchuck controller I need, puts in those stupid pillows I had to make in home ec
I wonder how someone convinced me to go outside. I have a sunburn now. :'(
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Cthulhu at 8:31PM, May 25, 2007
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*Pulls out a rainbow colored hairband*

What the hell. Why do I ALWAYS get these dang things?!

*Puts in a booger*

Take THAT evil vending machine!
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Bocaj at 10:22PM, May 25, 2007
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Takes out a fast food franchise worth aproxamatly $850,000

“eh.”

Puts in a nickel.

Don't read Rape.
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Kohdok at 10:51PM, May 25, 2007
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Takes out an exceptionally large hammer

*One hour passes*
“That'll teach you to question my sanity!”

Puts in a slightly-used exceptionally large hammer

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I like zelda at 11:06PM, May 25, 2007
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takes out slightly-used exceptionally large hammer

crap, it's not working again!!!

puts in the first season of WKRP
I wonder how someone convinced me to go outside. I have a sunburn now. :'(
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yaz47 at 2:33AM, May 26, 2007
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*takes out a Hydra*

AWESOME!!! i've always wanted a Hydra…

*puts in a can of mace*

(\__/)
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Cthulhu at 5:17AM, May 26, 2007
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*Pulls out a rainbow colored hairband*

WHAT THE HELL?! Dude, this thing is rigged. I think all vending machines just hate me.

*Puts in a dead goat*

It demands scarifice!
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AQua_ng at 6:30AM, May 26, 2007
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Gets a roasted ram.

Puts in money.

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yaz47 at 6:30AM, May 26, 2007
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*takes out a male Hydra*

AWESOME!!! i'm going to breed this one with my other one!!! THIS FRIGGIN' ROCKS!!!
*puts in a rainbow colored hairband*

(\__/)
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Cthulhu at 6:52AM, May 26, 2007
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*Pulls out a rainbow colored hairband*

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

*Puts in a human heart*

It demands better sacrifice than a goat!
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yaz47 at 7:21AM, May 26, 2007
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*Takes out a Pheonix*

HOLY CRIP!!! IT'S LIKE IT'S READING MY MIND!!!

*puts in a Hydra egg*

Mebbe it'll work next time Cthulhu.

(\__/)
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Cthulhu at 7:27AM, May 26, 2007
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*Pulls out a rainbow colored hairband*

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHRTHHHHHHHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIINAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!

*Punches vending machine*

OW! I think it broke my hand! … It must be angry with me!

*Places cerimonial candles around it, and begins chanting*
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Kohdok at 7:32AM, May 26, 2007
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Pulls out a Gundam

“Ooooooh, pretty!”

Puts in 15 pounds of pork.

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yaz47 at 7:44AM, May 26, 2007
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*Takes out the badass fire-breathin' Dragon from my dreams*


OH MY GOD!!! THIS IS SO FRIKKIN' COOL!!!


*puts in a Pheonix feather and a Hydra heart*


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I like zelda at 8:03AM, May 26, 2007
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gets out rainbow colored hair band

“I'm not freakin' Cthulhu!!!”

puts in Starfox 64
I wonder how someone convinced me to go outside. I have a sunburn now. :'(
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Cthulhu at 9:32AM, May 26, 2007
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*Pulls out a rainbow colored hairband*

WHAT DO I HAVE TO DO TO PLEASE THE VENDING MACHINE GODS?!

*Begins work on Vending Machine Gods statues*
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I like zelda at 9:45AM, May 26, 2007
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*pulls out Cthulhu tentacle*
Dang it!!! Now I'm dead!!!
*puts in rainbow colored hairband that is to please the vending machine gods for Cthulhu's cause*
I wonder how someone convinced me to go outside. I have a sunburn now. :'(
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yaz47 at 10:34AM, May 26, 2007
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*pulls out a tyupo*

OH,CRIP!!! I CAN SEND THIS TO MY SISTER!!! ITS JUST WHAT I WANTED!!!
*puts up rock hands*

*puts in a Hydra egg,a Pheonix feather,and 3 dragon scales*

(\__/)
(o.O )“I am Bunny!Copy me on to your signature or I dis-embowel you!”
(> < )
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Cthulhu at 1:09PM, May 26, 2007
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*Pulls out a rainbow colored hairband*

*Sigh*

Could you guys go get some rocks so I can build a temple for the Vending Machine Gods?
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I like zelda at 2:39PM, May 26, 2007
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*pulls out temple for the vending machine gods*
what the crap is this? I think the gods keep mixing Cthulhu and I up.
*puts in leftover chicken leg bone*
I wonder how someone convinced me to go outside. I have a sunburn now. :'(
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Cthulhu at 2:42PM, May 26, 2007
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Good, now I have a temple all set up now we just need a human sacrifice. Anyone?
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ssbguy at 5:14PM, May 26, 2007
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*pulls Ash Katchum out*

how about him?

Ash: WHAT!? NO!

*passes Ash to Cthulu and inserts a Gooey Bomb*

(one of the items that's gonna be in Super Smash Bros. Brawl)
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Cthulhu at 5:48PM, May 26, 2007
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He might just piss off the Gods even more, but it's worth a try.

*Sacrifices Ass-I mean, Ash*

*pulls out a bundle-pack of fifty rainbow colored hairbands*

I'm sorry! I thought it would anger you, but please forgive me!!!

AQua Edit: You forgot to put something in! So, I'm going to insert this edit.
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yaz47 at 12:05PM, May 27, 2007
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*pulls out a care bear*


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!IT BURNS US!!!KILLIT!KILLIT!KILLIT!
*puts in dead bear*

(\__/)
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I like zelda at 1:02PM, May 27, 2007
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*pulls out a worthy human sacrifice*

here you go Cthulhu

*puts in a monkey*
I wonder how someone convinced me to go outside. I have a sunburn now. :'(
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AQua_ng at 1:03PM, May 27, 2007
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Takes out feces. Oh dear.

Insert lamppost.

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yaz47 at 1:05PM, May 27, 2007
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*pulls out monkey*

aw,man!it's broken again!

*puts in monkey*

(\__/)
(o.O )“I am Bunny!Copy me on to your signature or I dis-embowel you!”
(> < )
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