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The Drunk Duck Vending Machine Returns!
da_kasha at 11:17AM, Sept. 4, 2009
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Pulls out Alice from Wonderland.


Puts in playing cards.
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gullas at 4:25AM, Sept. 5, 2009
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Pulls out bunch of poker chips.


Puts in a dusty coat.
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Freegurt at 11:31AM, Sept. 5, 2009
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Pulls out Harry Dresden, Chicago's only professional wizard.

Squeezes in a concoction of sharp stuff, baby livers, and a thing I found in my couch the other day.
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da_kasha at 4:13PM, Sept. 5, 2009
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Pulls out Russell Brand.


Puts in “an S&M Willy Wonka”
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waff at 4:16PM, Sept. 5, 2009
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*pulls out a wonka bar*

*puts in the wrapper*

'there is no “overkill” there is only “open fire” and “time to reload” rule #37
the things on my box are a dead squirell, a medal and a paper bag hat.
ow! I have shards of the fourth wall in my eye!
WAFF-MAN!! as of mafia VI
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Freegurt at 11:04AM, Sept. 6, 2009
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Feels very disappointed that I got an empty candy bar wrapper instead of the candy bar. GIVE ME BACK MY MONEY YOU STUPID MACHINE.

Karate chops an old man wearing a bra into the machine.
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mattboy115 at 10:14AM, Dec. 17, 2009
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Pulls out a bloody decapitated old man head.

Puts in a Rubik's Cube.
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martinlo_23 at 12:33PM, Dec. 17, 2009
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Mario hat comes out.




*Puts a baby penguin*
DarkMartio rules.(That's me.) The cake is a lie. I heard u lieks mudkips.
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Rengishi at 5:04PM, Dec. 17, 2009
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*Pulls out happy feet(aw what am I supposed to do with smelly feel with a smiley painted on)#*Puts in lack of effort* in the form of a buuny
PSN account: OrangeDJ1
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Nightmare Zero at 5:35PM, Dec. 17, 2009
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*Pulls out Chris Redfield* Aren't you supposed to be in Africa, killing black people?

Chris: Hey, your making me sound racist!

*Chris walks away, and I put in a Bow*
I'll accept your challenge anytime!

And check out Crest Holders!

http://www.drunkduck.com/community/view_topic.php?tid=24926&cid=233
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mattboy115 at 9:30PM, Dec. 17, 2009
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I take out nothing…dud. Stupid machine!

I put in Majora's Mask. Have fun with that.
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Nightmare Zero at 4:28AM, Dec. 18, 2009
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*takes out the Fierce Deity Mask*

Great…

*Puts it back in*
I'll accept your challenge anytime!

And check out Crest Holders!

http://www.drunkduck.com/community/view_topic.php?tid=24926&cid=233
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mattboy115 at 4:34PM, Dec. 18, 2009
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I pull out Chuck Norris. He roundhouse kicks the machine and I get a second thing. Rubber band ball.

I put Chuck Norris back.
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mattboy115 at 3:41PM, Dec. 29, 2009
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I got a note: OUT OF ORDER DUE TO PEOPLE NOT POSTING ANYTHING!!!

I put something in anyway. Empty Pepsi can.
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Rengishi at 3:49PM, Dec. 29, 2009
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Gets Coke :*(


Puts in midget
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WiffleBall at 3:53PM, Dec. 29, 2009
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Receives the worlds shortest giant.

Inserts 2 bucks.
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I Am The 1337 Master at 4:00PM, Dec. 29, 2009
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gets cheap female (drag) prostitute

puts in the color green
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Rengishi at 4:19PM, Dec. 29, 2009
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Pulls out uncle My familys last name ironicly is green

Puts in broken plastic diaper
PSN account: OrangeDJ1
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mattboy115 at 9:30PM, Dec. 29, 2009
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You got a broken latex condom.(used)

I put in my two weeks notice.
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umbledijum at 5:53PM, Dec. 31, 2009
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*Pulls out a job application*

NOOOO! IT'S SLACKER KRYPTONITE!!!

*Puts in protective lead headband*
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mattboy115 at 8:39PM, Dec. 31, 2009
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You got William Murderface's knife.

I put in my exceptional Brawl Skillz.
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Rengishi at 9:07AM, Jan. 1, 2010
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Gets a cat….

Puts in mung dal

PSN account: OrangeDJ1
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umbledijum at 1:20PM, Jan. 1, 2010
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*Pulls out thirty altairian dollars*

Sweet. *Goes off to see the wonders of the galaxy*

*Puts in a quail*
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mattboy115 at 3:32PM, Jan. 1, 2010
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You get a pigeon. It craps on you.

I put in an open can of Pepsi. Now the inside of the machine is all sticky!
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cool guy at 11:37AM, Jan. 4, 2010
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Pulls out caramel apple



Nothing is as sticky as this




Puts in caramel
This life we live shall soon be past,only what's done for Christ shall last! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
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mattboy115 at 12:43PM, Jan. 4, 2010
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People seem to get getting away from the format of this game. You are to tell the person above you what they got and then say what you put in.

You got a Wii!

I put in a 5x5x5 Rubik's Cube.
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I Am The 1337 Master at 4:50PM, Jan. 4, 2010
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Got me. (a genius)

put in a comic
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mattboy115 at 5:42PM, Jan. 4, 2010
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Got me(a genius. He he.)

Put in a Wiimote.
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cool guy at 10:03AM, Jan. 5, 2010
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Gets useless piece of Sh*t

I don't have or want a wii



Puts in Gamecube
This life we live shall soon be past,only what's done for Christ shall last! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
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mattboy115 at 10:20AM, Jan. 5, 2010
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You got a Rubik's Cube.

I put in a coffee can.

(What are you saying about Wii?)
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