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The Earth is Flat... (say whaa?!)
danger cookie at 5:38AM, May 17, 2007
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You are all silly =o
The Earth's a non-existing triangle.
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Atom Apple at 5:59AM, May 17, 2007
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I give up over there. They already have a ton of undeniable proof but they still choose to believe that the Earth is flat. But what I have learned is that no matter the shape of the Earth, there will always be idiots on it.
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Cthulhu at 12:59PM, May 17, 2007
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I know.
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LIZARD_B1TE at 4:50PM, May 17, 2007
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This is my favorite part of the conspiracy theory:

The Dumbass's FAQ
Q: “How are the world governments organized enough to carry out this conspiracy?”

A: They only appear to be disorganized to make the conspiracy seem implausible.

Q: Why hasn’t this site been shut down by the government?

A: Doing so would prove that the government is hiding something.

Apparently, war and international tensions exist for the sole purpose of covering up the fact that the earth is flat, and the government capable of covering up this fact would be unable to cover up the dissappearance of a few “enlightened” citizens.
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MetalLuigi at 11:03PM, June 12, 2007
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One thing I never found questioned is…

Why would the world's governments benefit from keeping the secret that the Earth really is flat? Does it matter? The Earth could be round, flat, octagon, or even shaped like a hamster but we'd still be living our lives the way we're living them now. Same resources, same everything.

Sorry if this is bumping, just wanted to add a two cents…
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Puff_Of_Smoke at 7:17AM, June 14, 2007
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A flat planet… lol that's not even physically possible…
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bluebot092 at 4:31AM, June 15, 2007
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sigh did those people take thier pills on time?
I don't have ADD you're just boring me.
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Avalon comics at 8:25AM, June 15, 2007
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Pshaw. We all know the earth is flat. And it sits on top of 4 elephants who stand on top of a turtle who flies through space! Duh!
There has to be something wrong about quoting Pratchett…

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Generic Human at 1:43PM, June 15, 2007
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MetalLuigi
One thing I never found questioned is…

Why would the world's governments benefit from keeping the secret that the Earth really is flat? Does it matter? The Earth could be round, flat, octagon, or even shaped like a hamster but we'd still be living our lives the way we're living them now. Same resources, same everything.

Sorry if this is bumping, just wanted to add a two cents…

my thoughts too.
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Puff_Of_Smoke at 3:04PM, June 15, 2007
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here's what I found on a debate on whether this theory is real or not:





magical sun :P

funny.

I know the pictures are a little blurry but, heh, I tried…
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therealtj at 10:30AM, June 21, 2007
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…lolwut?

Some idiot
Q: “What about NASA? Don't they have photos to prove that the Earth is round?”

A: NASA is part of the conspiracy too. The photos are faked.

Ooookay…? The only answer they can think of is a conspiracey? That is stupid.

Some idiot
Q: “Why has no-one taken a photo of the Earth that proves it is flat?”

A: The government prevents people from getting close enough to the Ice Wall to take a picture.

Okay, I have never been to where he ice wall would be, but they sure as heck didn't try to stop me.

Some idiot
PLEASE NOTE This means that pictures confirming the roundness or flatness of the Earth DO NOT IN THEMSELVES CONSTITUTE VALID PROOF

Well, it sure is easy to disprove something if you deny the evedince.

Some idiot
Q: “What's underneath the Earth?” aka “What's on the bottom?” aka “What's on the other side?”

A: This is unknown. Some believe it to be just rocks, others believe the Earth rests on the back of four elephants and a turtle.

Is this something the said to be funny, or are they mentally ill? I couldn't HELP but to crack up about this.

Some complete retard
Q: Exactly what shape is the Earth if it's flat? Square or circle?

A: Circle, like in the UN logo, however, the earth is NOT 2D, it is in the shape of a cylinder.

Okay, this just contridicts everything. Are they retarded?

I'm thinking about registering, but I don't know whether to use my acount to prove “RE”, or be a jack@$$ and prove “FE”.

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MetalLuigi at 7:55PM, June 21, 2007
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I don't think there's really a point to proving to them that the Earth is round or being a jackass about it. They're just going to stay opinionated about their beliefs and flame you if you try too hard. Besides, a ton of people have already tried to prove them wrong already. I'd say just let it go, like everyone else has been saying in this thread. Let them believe what they want.
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