MAFIA... and other forum games

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soulcelshade at 10:08AM, March 17, 2009
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Invent a game. I'll go first.

Death Checkers!

Like checkers and hangman mashed together, in that for every pawn you lose, you lose a body part.
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cool guy at 4:39PM, March 20, 2009
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Pool toaster Yum Yum



You toast and eat bread in a pool with a real working Toaster
This life we live shall soon be past,only what's done for Christ shall last! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
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BffSatan at 8:53PM, March 20, 2009
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I made two comics around this theme.
Birdwatching/golf
Soccer/minesweeper


Also, you made me loose the game.
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Wordweaver_three at 1:45AM, March 21, 2009
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Teenage Slut, how many times can you make it around the block before your 20th birthday? (I actually made this board game, it's like Monopoly with condoms)

Hmmm…that's not really in the spirit of this game…

How about bear tipping? It's like cow tipping only with more mauling.
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soulcelshade at 9:10AM, March 21, 2009
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All very good. I liked the Teenage Slut one anyway, don't worry.

Hm… how about… DRUNK DUCK MAFI– wait that one's already a game.

Stop, Drop and Roll! Set your friends on fire and time them on how fast they put it out! If you die, you're out! The lowest time after 5 rounds is the winner!!
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cool guy at 10:06AM, March 21, 2009
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Dynamite Barbie


Blow her up. You know you want to
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GarBonzo Bean at 10:36AM, March 21, 2009
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Pataoto ball
Like dodgeball, but with a patato gun
If its popsicle, its possible!
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cool guy at 12:44PM, March 21, 2009
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Tazer Tag

I think you get the picture
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soulcelshade at 6:29PM, March 21, 2009
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You're it— GNNN!! HEY, NO TAG-BACKS!!!

haha, how bout… ninja star frisbee!
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cool guy at 8:05PM, March 21, 2009
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flapjack1995
haha, how bout… ninja star frisbee!

How about Grenade-ball first one to drop it loses. XD
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Wordweaver_three at 11:33PM, March 21, 2009
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Bobbing for razor blades?
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soulcelshade at 10:22AM, March 22, 2009
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Real life Minesweeper.
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cool guy at 10:55AM, March 22, 2009
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Tetris with dead people
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soulcelshade at 11:39AM, March 22, 2009
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Twitter torture:

While being tortured, you have to tweet every two minutes. About anything.

"Having a red hot metal stick pushed into my leg, and I CAN'T GET THIS SONG OUT OF MY HEAD. Time to kangaroo down, Spot…"
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cool guy at 11:44AM, March 22, 2009
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Nipple Twister Whistler: You have to whistle while someone twists your nipples. If you don't whistle they twist harder. (This exists in my school…)
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soulcelshade at 12:18PM, March 22, 2009
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Jesus Christ, dude, i might as well “invent” Bloody Knuckles. GAWD.

Aztec Soccer: Like normal soccer, but with disembodied heads.

You think that's horrifying, you should check out the half-time show.

It's like dinner and a movie. (If you know Aztec culture, you'll be cringing right now.)
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Wordweaver_three at 12:42PM, March 22, 2009
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Bloody brass knuckles!
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cool guy at 5:35PM, March 22, 2009
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Balls of Fury. 2 player guy game in which they kick each others balls until one gives up.
This life we live shall soon be past,only what's done for Christ shall last! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
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soulcelshade at 6:44PM, March 22, 2009
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Doctor Doctor!

The doctor tells you something ridiculous and sees how many minutes it takes you to figure out there's no such thing as “Imbecillic Downyshit Syndrome”.
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Wordweaver_three at 8:15PM, March 22, 2009
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Peanut Butter Grandma! Hey kids! Grandma fell into a vat of peanut butter! Now it's up to you to lick her clean! Play Peanut Butter Grandma today! The fun sticks to the roof of your mouth!

And ask your parents to buy you Chocolate Covered Grandpa! In stores now!
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soulcelshade at 6:18AM, March 23, 2009
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Zombie Sprinkler!

A body is stolen from the morgue and embalming fluid is sprayed through the mouth! FUN.
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cool guy at 6:19AM, March 23, 2009
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Snakeineye: How would you like to have a snake in your eye!?!?!?!?!?!
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soulcelshade at 11:33AM, March 23, 2009
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Guess Who with Shotguns

you have 30 seconds to guess who's gun isn't loaded.
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AQua_ng at 3:09PM, March 23, 2009
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Single player Russian Roulette: all the fun of Russian Roulette, but by yourself!

K.A.L.A-dan! Brigade Captain :D
K.A.L.A.-dan forums!
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soulcelshade at 4:11PM, March 23, 2009
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Awesome, just awesome everyone.

Here's one I do here on DD, but it's not really a funny one.

Go to a DD user page. Every user in their top friends that you haven't added as a friend, add them. Then add every user on THEIR top ten, and on and on. If you go to their page and you've already added them, you can't add the people in their top then (during the game). The game ends when you reach a page with no top friends, or if you quit.

Or, how about… Kitten Cook-Off!
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Three_Timer at 8:52PM, March 23, 2009
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Puppy Punting! It's drop-kicking fun!
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soulcelshade at 7:39PM, April 19, 2009
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Publisher Fuck-up!

Upload five comics with 20 of the same page on each, saying “I'm going to be a publisher.”

I strongly advise against it.

IT WOULD MAKE YOU A WHORE.
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TheFlyingGreenMonkey at 8:29AM, April 20, 2009
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Trapinos

Its all the fun of dominos and rat traps put together! You'll never now if winning the game will cost you a finger! Trapinos made by the same loving people that bring you bpwling for babies and No Talent to you ;D

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Aghammer at 12:47PM, April 20, 2009
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Double Dutchman. Jumpropes AND a gun-totin' pirate. Better not miss a step!
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waff at 2:57PM, April 20, 2009
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pass the c4: all the fun of pass the parcel with explosives.

'there is no “overkill” there is only “open fire” and “time to reload” rule #37
the things on my box are a dead squirell, a medal and a paper bag hat.
ow! I have shards of the fourth wall in my eye!
WAFF-MAN!! as of mafia VI
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