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the judge duck game
GarBonzo Bean at 2:57PM, April 8, 2009
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this is how the game goes

someone admits to a crime they've ‘commited’ and the next person senteces them

example

Person 1. i steal some socks

Person 2. i sentence you to be mauled to death by a feroucious giaffe

ok lets start

i cheat on my taxes
If its popsicle, its possible!
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Wordweaver_three at 12:42AM, April 9, 2009
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I sentence you to serve on Obamas cabinet.



I sometimes eat a grape in the produce section in the grocery store without paying for it.
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TheFlyingGreenMonkey at 4:32PM, April 9, 2009
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I sentence you death by firing squad, but instead of bullets they're shoting grapes.

I steal fries from my friends when they arn't looking >:D

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harkovast at 4:56PM, April 9, 2009
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I sentence you work as a server in Mc Donalds for all eternity.

I got everyone killed in the last mafia game.

For more Harkovast related goings on, go to the Harkovast Forum
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Gambler at 5:04PM, April 9, 2009
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I sentence you to hi-fives and “good jobs” for the rest of your life because everyone is so happy for you. (and really proud of what you did)

I stole a pack of gum.
Hah I can't believe its not signature!
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GarBonzo Bean at 2:02PM, April 10, 2009
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i sentence you so that whenever you chew gum so many people ask you for a piece that you have a mental breakdown and are sentenced (by a real judge) to carry a straightjacket wherever you go

i tear the tag off my pillow

If its popsicle, its possible!
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waff at 4:08PM, April 10, 2009
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I sentence you to have your limbs torn off in a manner similar to the way to the tag.


I flipped the bird at someone.

'there is no “overkill” there is only “open fire” and “time to reload” rule #37
the things on my box are a dead squirell, a medal and a paper bag hat.
ow! I have shards of the fourth wall in my eye!
WAFF-MAN!! as of mafia VI
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CatCatDragoo at 7:05PM, April 10, 2009
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I sentence you to life with glued fingers! :D


I almost never make my bed! D;
My pride and joooy~! x3




FFA motto:
Learning to Do
Doing to Learn
Earning to Live
Living to Serve
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TheFlyingGreenMonkey at 8:04PM, April 10, 2009
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I sentence you to have a bed tied to you at all times.

I hid my money in monopoly so people think I have less than what I do >:D

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GarBonzo Bean at 7:22PM, April 11, 2009
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i sentence you to always be $1 short in whatever you are trying to buy

i use an expired cupon
If its popsicle, its possible!
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TheFlyingGreenMonkey at 11:00PM, April 11, 2009
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I sentence you to get paper cuts when you touch any paper, forever((Includes TP)).

When I got an extra large pizza from square pizza, the last not lieing pizza, I under tipped the pizza deliver guy.

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Blitzkrieg1701 at 4:59PM, April 12, 2009
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I sentence you to a lifetime of pizza that's undercooked, delivered late, with totally wrong toppings, and somehow infected with AIDS.

I sank the Titanic.
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TheFlyingGreenMonkey at 8:25PM, April 12, 2009
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I sentence you to a life of watching Titanic.

I j-walk.

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Wordweaver_three at 8:38PM, April 12, 2009
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I sentence you to be stalked by Shriners in go-carts.




I never update my comic in time.
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TheFlyingGreenMonkey at 9:28PM, April 12, 2009
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I sentence you to make a new page every ten minutes. if you fail you will be tortured for ten minutes then put back to work on a new page.

I promised to do the dishes and I didn't.

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dcole at 8:29AM, April 13, 2009
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I sentence you to be force-fed Dawn liquid detergent until your insides smell “lemony fresh.”




I used to steal massive amounts of candy bars from a local gas station when I was 12.
Daniel Cole
Writer/Artist, Carbon and Space
Magazine Editor, The Frontiersman
www.brokenfrontier.com
Twitter: @CarbonandSpace

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Puff_Of_Smoke at 10:22AM, April 13, 2009
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You are sentenced to 5 years in prison with a bail of having all of your candy ‘confiscated’ by the judge ;]




I'm hungry.
I
I have a gun. It's really powerful. Especially against living things.
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legueu at 12:17AM, April 14, 2009
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You get executed because there is no “I” only “us”.


I'm doing communist jokes.
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Wordweaver_three at 1:48AM, April 19, 2009
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I sentence you to be painted red by fat, naked, old Russian women.



I just ate an entire bag of Cheetos.
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legueu at 7:28AM, April 19, 2009
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You are sentenced to be hunted by a cheetah. (sweet irony)


I'm doing “your mom” jokes all the time.
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flapjack1995 at 9:01AM, April 19, 2009
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I sentence you to have your mother switched with a raging gorilla in a dress and beat you while everyone makes fun of her.

I'm too lazy to do my own backgrounds.
|GTR|FJ|MSC|
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legueu at 3:54PM, April 19, 2009
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You are sentenced to become fat and ugly to the point that the only thing who dare approach you is a walrus.


I give a bad opinion of my country to other people.
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flapjack1995 at 4:15PM, April 19, 2009
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Your sentenced to live in France. ‘Nuff said.

I ate too much at my sis’ baby shower.
|GTR|FJ|MSC|
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cool guy at 4:21PM, April 19, 2009
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You are sentanced to eat some more





I got free Photoshop
This life we live shall soon be past,only what's done for Christ shall last! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
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flapjack1995 at 4:27PM, April 19, 2009
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You're sentenced to be arrested by the FBI, whether you pirated it or not.

I got back into forum games.
|GTR|FJ|MSC|
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cool guy at 4:32PM, April 19, 2009
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Is this the Bright Side of Life?






I didn't do my HW for 2moro
This life we live shall soon be past,only what's done for Christ shall last! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
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flapjack1995 at 4:37PM, April 19, 2009
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Sentenced to being grounded off the computer forever, but first write me an actual sentence.

I'm doing another new comic.
|GTR|FJ|MSC|
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legueu at 6:40PM, April 19, 2009
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Sentenced to finish the one you started (because I want to read them)


I can't do anything wrong because:“I am the law”
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GarBonzo Bean at 3:12PM, April 20, 2009
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i sentence you to be the law of gravity

i skydive without a licence
If its popsicle, its possible!
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cool guy at 6:13PM, April 20, 2009
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You can do it again only without the parachute







I'm addicted to Hentai
This life we live shall soon be past,only what's done for Christ shall last! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
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