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soulcelshade at 6:25PM, April 20, 2009
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I sentence you to be raped by a tentacle monster with a bunch of other hentai addicts, all of them male. And fat.

I'm actually working on a comic.
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cool guy at 6:30PM, April 20, 2009
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I sentence you to break both hands and Feet.








I once took part in the flame wars
This life we live shall soon be past,only what's done for Christ shall last! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
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Wordweaver_three at 9:22PM, April 20, 2009
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I sentence you to a proctology exam with a flamethrower.



I'm sitting here in my underwear.
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GarBonzo Bean at 5:59PM, April 23, 2009
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i sentence you to recieve the ULTIMATE WEDGIE!

i didn't clean my room like my mom said i should
If its popsicle, its possible!
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Rengishi at 3:17PM, April 29, 2009
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I sentence you too have your banana cut repeadedly


I crapped in someones nachoes once
PSN account: OrangeDJ1
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GarBonzo Bean at 7:31PM, May 1, 2009
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i sentence you to be in an empty room with a purple butt baboon

i harvest illegal mushrooms and sell them on the black market

If its popsicle, its possible!
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umbledijum at 3:34PM, May 4, 2009
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i sentence you to have your nose eternally stuffed up, thereby having everyone you know calling you “mouth-breather” all the time.





i only do stick figure comics.
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GarBonzo Bean at 2:41PM, May 5, 2009
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i sentence your comic to an eternal game of hangman where your main charactors are ripped apart limb from limb

i “borrow” some money from the bank
If its popsicle, its possible!
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umbledijum at 6:32PM, May 5, 2009
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i sentence for someone to “borrow” some of your vital organs.




i'm a forum addict
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GarBonzo Bean at 6:53PM, May 7, 2009
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I sentence you to only do forums in invisible ink

i do the hokey pokey in an airport
If its popsicle, its possible!
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Wordweaver_three at 11:26PM, May 7, 2009
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I sentence you to wear a Hare Krishna robe and be beaten with luggage.




I ate an entire pizza by myself today.
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cool guy at 1:22PM, May 8, 2009
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2 hour crap…nuf said






I still have a Jawbreaker from when I went to New York…. from last moth
This life we live shall soon be past,only what's done for Christ shall last! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
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GarBonzo Bean at 1:44PM, May 8, 2009
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I sentence you to a painful visit to the dentist

i go twenty miles over the speed limit in a school zone
If its popsicle, its possible!
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umbledijum at 3:20PM, May 8, 2009
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i sentence you to drive a blue Prius with “I AM GAY AND PROUD!!!” on the windshield in big, easy to read letters.







i like role-playing
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Nega Link at 12:25PM, June 15, 2009
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I sentence you to play “John Goodman and a toilet seat.” (as a tip, you're not John Goodman.)

I'm so fly, it's criminal.
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cool guy at 8:12AM, June 16, 2009
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you're arrested cuz your fly was down in a school zone.









I blew up a car
This life we live shall soon be past,only what's done for Christ shall last! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
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GarBonzo Bean at 12:14PM, June 16, 2009
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I sentence you to be a crash dummy for a week (if you last that long)

I dance in a no dancing zone

http://www.victorystore.com/signs/property_management/images/no_dan14.jpg
If its popsicle, its possible!
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therealtj at 12:28PM, June 16, 2009
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I sentece you to wear lead shoes, and have your arms amputated.

I killed a man using a hockey stick, a roll of duct tape, and a five dollar bill.

“The only moral it is possible to draw from this story is that one should never throw the letter Q into a privet bush, but unfortunately there are times when it is unavoidable.”
-Douglas Adams, The Restaurant At the End of the Universe
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ParkerFarker at 4:46PM, June 16, 2009
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I sentence you to be meet an angry MacGyver in a hardware store.



I once murdered a group of tourists and ate their livers with fava beans and a nice chianti.

“We are in the stickiest situation since Sticky the stick insect got stuck on a sticky bun.” - Blackadder
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Nega Link at 1:14PM, June 17, 2009
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I sentence you to sex with Jodie Foster. FOREVER!

I shot the sheriff (but I didn't…aw you know the rest.)
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therealtj at 7:34PM, June 17, 2009
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I sentence you to shoot the deputy.

I killed MacGyver in a hardware store.

“The only moral it is possible to draw from this story is that one should never throw the letter Q into a privet bush, but unfortunately there are times when it is unavoidable.”
-Douglas Adams, The Restaurant At the End of the Universe
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ParkerFarker at 2:33PM, June 18, 2009
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I sentence you to meet an me in a hardware store


I killed a man named TJ in a hardware store.

“We are in the stickiest situation since Sticky the stick insect got stuck on a sticky bun.” - Blackadder
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campbellim at 3:05PM, June 19, 2009
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I sentence you to be strung up at a hardware store and killed by a man named TJ.





I threw a broom and smashed a window, a vase , and hit someone. blamed it on my brother
There's many things I wish I could say, if only my pride would allow me to look at you and say them all. If only i could say the words ‘I love you’
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ParkerFarker at 3:16PM, June 19, 2009
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I sentence you to nothing, as it is clear that your brother did it!


I made someone have a spontaneous explosm of the head by looking at them. And I filmed it and put it on YouTube.

“We are in the stickiest situation since Sticky the stick insect got stuck on a sticky bun.” - Blackadder
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campbellim at 3:26PM, June 19, 2009
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i sentence you to be given a throne for best video ever.



ate my sisters icecream bar then put the wrapper in her bed as she slept and put some of the melted ice cream on her mouth and sheets
There's many things I wish I could say, if only my pride would allow me to look at you and say them all. If only i could say the words ‘I love you’
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Kaolyne at 3:10PM, June 21, 2009
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I sentence you to be turned into a cookie and be eaten by Cookie Monster.

I sang and danced the Numa-Numa dance in front of everybody.
Imagination surpasses Knowledge
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campbellim at 1:05PM, June 23, 2009
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i sentence you to be forced to listen to that song until your ears bleed.

i farted on my sister's face while she slept
There's many things I wish I could say, if only my pride would allow me to look at you and say them all. If only i could say the words ‘I love you’
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Kaolyne at 12:04AM, June 24, 2009
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I sentence you to be locked inside an airtight room with a skunk.

I do tantrums.
Imagination surpasses Knowledge
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cool guy at 10:24AM, July 31, 2009
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I sentence you to be worse than:








I don't study for my Japanese classes
This life we live shall soon be past,only what's done for Christ shall last! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
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Kaolyne at 11:10PM, July 31, 2009
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I sentence you to watch every Japanese movie while being tied on a chair.



I move before I think.
Imagination surpasses Knowledge
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