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The perfect lemonade
Kroatz at 8:16AM, March 17, 2010
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Ladies, gentleman and Admins!
Hear me, Hear me!

My little sister is having a special event at her school in a couple of weeks, every student makes food, drinks, candy or any other kind of edible items. I, being the great big brother I am, decided to help her make the perfect lemonade. A kind of lemonade that turns regular people into addicts, girls worship me, countries stop war and of course earn my sister lots of money.

So, how do you make the perfect lemonade, which flavors are good together, should fresh fruit be used? Ice cubes or no Ice cubes?

Anyone helping me with this obviously important issue will get a free digital version of the lemonade!
Yay!

Lemme know whaddya think.
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same at 9:08AM, March 17, 2010
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Id say fresh lemons and make it bitter yet sweet. Keep it cold aswell so definitly use ice cubes. If all else fails slip in some heroin. Thatll be the addicted part covered lol!
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Kroatz at 10:10AM, March 17, 2010
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Heroine always works. And it even tastes good!
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Scribe_Drizz at 4:11PM, March 17, 2010
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The perfect lemonade contains tangerines.
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Kroatz at 4:15PM, March 17, 2010
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Do tell… tangerines
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Scribe_Drizz at 4:26PM, March 17, 2010
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Not only will your beverage become a pleasant colour, it will be bursting with a natural tang. And a hint of erine.
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Kroatz at 4:34PM, March 17, 2010
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The wisest words I've heard all day.

every glass of lemonade needs a little tang.

(I'm not too big on the urine part though)
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humorman at 8:55PM, March 17, 2010
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1. Water
2. Lemon

How hard is it to make lemonade? Not very hard.

Billy vs. Tree – The epic struggle of boy versus tree.
Sonic Colores – It looks like it's going to be a good game because I love how the way it makes me grow.
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Orin J Master at 8:59PM, March 17, 2010
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humorman
1. Water
2. Lemon

How hard is it to make lemonade? Not very hard.

you forgot the sugar. of course, i expect you to forget things by now.

oh, and you can use gin, too.
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Kroatz at 3:21AM, March 18, 2010
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Hehe… Humorman just got burned!
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rokulily at 9:03AM, March 18, 2010
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if you use sparkling water instead of normal water it makes it even better. i also support the tangerine idea… was going to suggest oranges but tangerines do make more sense.
 
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same at 9:20AM, March 18, 2010
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Should change his name to burnedman. Lol. Constantly gets owned when he tried to troll.
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Product Placement at 9:30AM, March 18, 2010
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same
Should change his name to burnedman.
Nah. He'd probably end up being sued by Burn man.
Those were my two cents.
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Kroatz at 9:33AM, March 18, 2010
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Sparkling water is a good Idea, I'll try contacting an admin about changing humorman's name too. Hehe.

I don't think I ever found one of his jokes funny, all the comebacks are hilarious though.
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humorman at 6:39PM, March 18, 2010
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You're mom was burned last night… …in bed.

Billy vs. Tree – The epic struggle of boy versus tree.
Sonic Colores – It looks like it's going to be a good game because I love how the way it makes me grow.
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Kroatz at 1:20AM, March 19, 2010
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My mom is dead.
Not really but I hope you feel bad about yourself now…
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therealtj at 6:57PM, March 19, 2010
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A pinch of love.

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Scribe_Drizz at 1:02AM, March 20, 2010
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A pinch of love.
Just a pinch? Don't be stingy. :P
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Kroatz at 2:13AM, March 31, 2010
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Okay people, the lemonade sale went great!
She sold 20 liters of lemonade!
Which is lots!
Yay!
Everybody gets free digital lemonade!
On the house!
Too much exclamation marks!
!!!
!
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Randal at 3:06AM, March 31, 2010
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Forget Sugar.

Four words…

High Fructose Corn Syrup.

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Catastrophoria at 9:32PM, April 27, 2010
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forget corn syrup, everyone knows faery piss is essential for the perfect lemonade.
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Product Placement at 7:04AM, April 28, 2010
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High Fructose Corn Syrup.
A healthier alternative would be Agave syrup. It's essentially a flower nectar that's ludicrously sweet and thus you need very little to bring out the sweet flavor.

It's very popular at the moment as an alternative to artificial sweeteners.
Those were my two cents.
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Scribe_Drizz at 11:56AM, April 28, 2010
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Kroatz
Okay people, the lemonade sale went great!
She sold 20 liters of lemonade!
Which is lots!
Yay!
Everybody gets free digital lemonade!
On the house!
Too much exclamation marks!
!!!
!
Wait! Which recipie did she use to concoct the nectar of perfection?? We must know!
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