Ladies, gentleman and Admins!
Hear me, Hear me!
My little sister is having a special event at her school in a couple of weeks, every student makes food, drinks, candy or any other kind of edible items. I, being the great big brother I am, decided to help her make the perfect lemonade. A kind of lemonade that turns regular people into addicts, girls worship me, countries stop war and of course earn my sister lots of money.
So, how do you make the perfect lemonade, which flavors are good together, should fresh fruit be used? Ice cubes or no Ice cubes?
Anyone helping me with this obviously important issue will get a free digital version of the lemonade!
Yay!
Lemme know whaddya think.
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The perfect lemonade
Kroatz
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same
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Id say fresh lemons and make it bitter yet sweet. Keep it cold aswell so definitly use ice cubes. If all else fails slip in some heroin. Thatll be the addicted part covered lol!
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Kroatz
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Heroine always works. And it even tastes good!
The feeling you get, right before you poop.
That's the best feeling in the world.
- Albert Einstein
That's the best feeling in the world.
- Albert Einstein
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Scribe_Drizz
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The perfect lemonade contains tangerines.
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Kroatz
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Do tell… tangerines
The feeling you get, right before you poop.
That's the best feeling in the world.
- Albert Einstein
That's the best feeling in the world.
- Albert Einstein
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Scribe_Drizz
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Not only will your beverage become a pleasant colour, it will be bursting with a natural tang. And a hint of erine.
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Kroatz
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The wisest words I've heard all day.
every glass of lemonade needs a little tang.
(I'm not too big on the urine part though)
every glass of lemonade needs a little tang.
(I'm not too big on the urine part though)
The feeling you get, right before you poop.
That's the best feeling in the world.
- Albert Einstein
That's the best feeling in the world.
- Albert Einstein
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humorman
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1. Water
2. Lemon
How hard is it to make lemonade? Not very hard.
2. Lemon
How hard is it to make lemonade? Not very hard.
Billy vs. Tree – The epic struggle of boy versus tree.
Sonic Colores – It looks like it's going to be a good game because I love how the way it makes me grow.
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Orin J Master
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humorman
1. Water
2. Lemon
How hard is it to make lemonade? Not very hard.
you forgot the sugar. of course, i expect you to forget things by now.
oh, and you can use gin, too.
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Kroatz
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Hehe… Humorman just got burned!
The feeling you get, right before you poop.
That's the best feeling in the world.
- Albert Einstein
That's the best feeling in the world.
- Albert Einstein
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rokulily
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if you use sparkling water instead of normal water it makes it even better. i also support the tangerine idea… was going to suggest oranges but tangerines do make more sense.
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same
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Should change his name to burnedman. Lol. Constantly gets owned when he tried to troll.
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Product Placement
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sameNah. He'd probably end up being sued by Burn man.
Should change his name to burnedman.
Those were my two cents.
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Kroatz
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Sparkling water is a good Idea, I'll try contacting an admin about changing humorman's name too. Hehe.
I don't think I ever found one of his jokes funny, all the comebacks are hilarious though.
I don't think I ever found one of his jokes funny, all the comebacks are hilarious though.
The feeling you get, right before you poop.
That's the best feeling in the world.
- Albert Einstein
That's the best feeling in the world.
- Albert Einstein
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humorman
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You're mom was burned last night… …in bed.
Billy vs. Tree – The epic struggle of boy versus tree.
Sonic Colores – It looks like it's going to be a good game because I love how the way it makes me grow.
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Kroatz
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My mom is dead.
Not really but I hope you feel bad about yourself now…
Not really but I hope you feel bad about yourself now…
The feeling you get, right before you poop.
That's the best feeling in the world.
- Albert Einstein
That's the best feeling in the world.
- Albert Einstein
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therealtj
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A pinch of love.
“The only moral it is possible to draw from this story is that one should never throw the letter Q into a privet bush, but unfortunately there are times when it is unavoidable.”
-Douglas Adams, The Restaurant At the End of the Universe
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Scribe_Drizz
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therealtjJust a pinch? Don't be stingy. :P
A pinch of love.
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Kroatz
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Okay people, the lemonade sale went great!
She sold 20 liters of lemonade!
Which is lots!
Yay!
Everybody gets free digital lemonade!
On the house!
Too much exclamation marks!
!!!
!
She sold 20 liters of lemonade!
Which is lots!
Yay!
Everybody gets free digital lemonade!
On the house!
Too much exclamation marks!
!!!
!
The feeling you get, right before you poop.
That's the best feeling in the world.
- Albert Einstein
That's the best feeling in the world.
- Albert Einstein
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Randal
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Forget Sugar.
Four words…
High Fructose Corn Syrup.
Four words…
High Fructose Corn Syrup.
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Catastrophoria
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forget corn syrup, everyone knows faery piss is essential for the perfect lemonade.
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Product Placement
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RandalA healthier alternative would be Agave syrup. It's essentially a flower nectar that's ludicrously sweet and thus you need very little to bring out the sweet flavor.
High Fructose Corn Syrup.
It's very popular at the moment as an alternative to artificial sweeteners.
Those were my two cents.
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Scribe_Drizz
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KroatzWait! Which recipie did she use to concoct the nectar of perfection?? We must know!
Okay people, the lemonade sale went great!
She sold 20 liters of lemonade!
Which is lots!
Yay!
Everybody gets free digital lemonade!
On the house!
Too much exclamation marks!
!!!
!
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