HawkYou're right, we don't care whether Donald has a sound bone structure.
is like asking why Donald isn't anatomically correct.
We DO care however, about the reason why he doesn't wear pants when all the rest of the characters seem to… And WHY is Goofy a semi intelligent creature walking upright, while Pluto who is also a dog, is just a dog?
These are long standing questions… balls of mystery wrapped in enigmas. We need to get Kyupol on this conspiracy A.S.A.P.!!!!!
Esmeralda actually is part of Disney's Whores, along with Jessica Rabbit, Alice, Jane, and its hard to believe, Tinkerbell.
And I would argue that makes them better than the Disney princesses.
No arguement there.
I think everyone agrees “whores rock!”, even the special-needs kid I knew when I was in grade school who love to eat mayo.
I even had a pants tent over Jessica Rabbit at that wee age!
But as Hawk said Mulan and Poca-hieney, although at times have been considered a Disney Princess, they don't have the popularity that the “Elite Princess 6” have.
Plus I like boobs.
Mulan has none, that's why she can pass off as a guy in the army!
wait a minute…