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the REAL drunk duck awards 2009
Ryan_Scott at 5:55PM, July 22, 2009
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Bollocks to the official awards… this is where the REAL action is at.

There is only one category (because let's be honest, the official awards have almost as many categories as there are comics on here so EVERYONE'S a winner, just like Hot Chocolate)…

There is only one judge… ME (because I'm the most opinionated bastard in the world) and there is only ONE winner… the prize is nothing less than Eternal glory.

and this is what the award will be for…

Which is the greater of the yeast based spreads

MARMITE OR VEGEMITE!!!

I'll be announcing the winner at the conclusion on the DD awards (good luck everybody by the way!)
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Ironscarf at 7:13PM, July 22, 2009
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Are we talking British Marmite or New Zealand Marmite here?
 
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seventy2 at 7:43PM, July 22, 2009
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potatoe, potato?
facara
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I'm gonna love you till the money comes, half of it's gonna be mine someday.
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Polkster at 8:20PM, July 22, 2009
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Whatever it is, I've already won.
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Red Slayer at 8:39PM, July 22, 2009
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Whatever it is, i've already lost.
So i'll just sit back and have a drink.
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kyupol at 9:27PM, July 22, 2009
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I win.

I got the best comic on the face of the earth.

None of your opinion matters. Don't like it? Too bad.

I am the winner. I don't care what you say. It won't change the fact that I am the winner.

Deal with it. It wont change the fact that the world revolves around me. Me. Me. And only me. Period. Deal with it. Comprende?!? If I say I'm the winner, it means I AM THE REAL WINNER. Understand?

lol!
NOW UPDATING!!!
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Redemption at 9:51PM, July 22, 2009
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Marmite. Definitely. Both spreads LOOK like something scraped off your shoe, but only vegemite TASTES that way.

Now to somehow bribe the judge…

Updates Thursdays.
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Orin J Master at 10:18PM, July 22, 2009
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Neg. Write-in: Thermite.
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bravo1102 at 6:09AM, July 23, 2009
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Orin J Master
Neg. Write-in: Thermite.

I second Thermite.

FIRE IN THE HOLE!
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ozoneocean at 6:35AM, July 23, 2009
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bravo1102
FIRE IN THE HOLE!
Vegemite for me, Hemroid cream for you.
 
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skoolmunkee at 9:46AM, July 23, 2009
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I'm moving this to WTH because the joke is getting old. :]
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ozoneocean at 9:52AM, July 23, 2009
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I bet you're into Promite :[
 
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skoolmunkee at 9:57AM, July 23, 2009
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I don't think that's even a word! >:[

My favorite yeast based product is BREAD… as it should be!


Actually I can't say I hate any of them because I've never tried them. Although I don't intend to either.
  IT'S OLD BATMAN
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istaerlus at 9:59AM, July 23, 2009
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Yeast is fer makin' bread not put'n on bread!
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ozoneocean at 10:07AM, July 23, 2009
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Well, there's always thrush… But I wouldn't want that on toast. Ew! >.<

Wiki on Promite.
Sounds ghastly.
 
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Ryan_Scott at 1:20PM, July 23, 2009
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As the only judge here… i DO accept bribes… mostly in sandwich form!
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ozoneocean at 5:20PM, July 23, 2009
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Ryan_Scott
As the only judge here… i DO accept bribes… mostly in sandwich form!
One thrush sandwich for you :kitty:
 
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Ryan_Scott at 5:23PM, July 23, 2009
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ozoneocean
Ryan_Scott
As the only judge here… i DO accept bribes… mostly in sandwich form!
One thrush sandwich for you :kitty:

That reminds me of a girl I once met, but that's another story all together!
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ozoneocean at 5:53PM, July 23, 2009
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Ryan_Scott
That reminds me of a girl I once met, but that's another story all together!
Ah, the taste reminded you off marmite ;)
 
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Ryan_Scott at 6:10PM, July 23, 2009
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I just threw up in my mouth a little bit!
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Eunice P at 12:38AM, July 24, 2009
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Um… I'll stick to Bovril.
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ozoneocean at 1:40AM, July 24, 2009
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Ryan_Scott
I just threw up in my mouth a little bit!
Bet it tastes like Marmite now ;)
 
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Orin J Master at 9:21AM, July 24, 2009
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Ryan_Scott
I just threw up in my mouth a little bit!
Bet it tastes like Marmite now ;)
a little Thermite will clean that taste out of your mouth.
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Ryan_Scott at 5:25PM, Aug. 4, 2009
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I believe it's time to announce the nominees in the REAL Drunk Duck awards… and the nominees are…

Vegemite

and

Marmite…
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Redemption at 6:34PM, Aug. 4, 2009
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I demand a recount! Black shoe polish should have at least made the top two.

Updates Thursdays.
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herio at 2:51AM, Aug. 5, 2009
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i happen to like both
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Ironscarf at 3:08AM, Aug. 5, 2009
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This isn't the proper subject for an award. There should be a war.

CIVIL WAR: ARE YOU WITH MARMITE OR VEGEMITE??? FENCE SITTERS WILL BE TOAST :mad:
 
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Chernobog at 12:15PM, Aug. 5, 2009
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Mmm, toast.
 
 
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lose, it will be fine. You pretend to be Zen. You adopt detachment, and
ironic humor, while secretly praying for a miracle.”
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Product Placement at 12:59PM, Aug. 5, 2009
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Did somebody say Civil war?
Those were my two cents.
If you have any other questions, please deposit a quarter.
This space for rent.
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bravo1102 at 7:46AM, Aug. 6, 2009
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There'd be nothin' civil ‘bout that thar war! That’d be the war of Marmite/Vegemite aggression!



Use thermite to cleanse the world of (insert your choice of marmite/vegemite here)!

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