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THE RULES
regiz the painter at 9:38AM, July 25, 2010
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Everyone, and I mean everyone, has a list of rules they live by.

What are yours?

Feel free to list them here.

Keep language to a minimum though, please.

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PPPchairman at 10:08AM, July 25, 2010
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1. Enjoy whatever you do(If you don't enjoy it, it isn't worth doing).

2. Always try to find the common ground.

3. Be polite in an dissagreement.

4. Remember your toothbrush (just in case).

5. Read at least one chapter in the bible a day.

6. If someone needs help, give help.

7. Never forget what it was like to be a kid.
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skoolmunkee at 11:12AM, July 25, 2010
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Actually that's an interesting question, I bet it's something most people haven't thought consciously about. That said, lemme think about it….


… for some reason this thread is reminding me vaguely of some… song or something. A guy kind of, says rules to live by? Hmm. It's about 10 years old maybe?
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Kroatz at 4:25PM, July 25, 2010
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1. don't eat the yellow snow.
2. never trust an elf.
3. when in doubt, go left.
4. you must be this high to go on this ride.
5. always skip six.
7. honor your father.
8. don't open the package.
9. if it's been on the ground for shorter than two seconds, eat it.
10. ladies to the left, men to the right, and no peaking!
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BffSatan at 7:27AM, July 26, 2010
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1. There are no rules.
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Koshou at 8:19AM, July 26, 2010
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1. Don't be a bitch (unless you have a good reason)
2. Hug an animal every day.
3. Kick ass at everything. If you can't, practice until you can.
4. Don't stress out. C:
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Genejoke at 1:34PM, July 26, 2010
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Not sure about rules but well sort of.

Don't worry it's about as much use as a chocolate teapot, when worried (hey it is unavoidable) find a solution act accordingly and do not let panic set in.

Respect others if you want them to respect you.

be honest, with yourself and others.

get over it.

Always stand up for you and yours, but be clever about it.

and a bonus extra, never underestimate stupidity.
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Dave7 at 2:57PM, July 26, 2010
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1). There's no such thing as fool-proof. Never underestimate the ingenuity of fools.
2). You do not talk about Fight Club.
3). You do not talk about Fight Club.
4). Rule #34: If it exists, there is porn of it; no exceptions.
5). Too much of anything can be toxic.
6). Cthulhu fhtaghn!
7). There are 126 things you can do with Absinthe. 125 of them are things you probably shouldn't do; and I'm speaking from experience here.
8). Humans share 25% of their genome with the common banana plant. Get over yourself.
9). John Carpenter's The Thing is the greatest horror movie ever.
10). The solution to all of life's problems can be found at the bottom of a beer bottle.
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ayesinback at 4:18PM, Aug. 27, 2010
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err on the side of generosity
under new management
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shirkersama at 5:34PM, Aug. 27, 2010
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1. Avoid taking life seriously as much as possible.
2. Try not to cause problems for anyone else.
3. Treat people as individuals, not as a part of whatever groups they may belong to.
4. Sleep at least one day a year away just for the fun of it.
5. Never let anyone put anything up my butt.

Yep, that's about it.
Meh
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bravo1102 at 3:45AM, Aug. 29, 2010
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Treat others as you want them to treat you.

Only take seriously that nothing is to be taken seriously.

Just be in this moment for the past is history and the future a mystery but the present is a gift. (Not only a pun in English. Tao or Zen is full of puns because that's the meaning of language because life is funny. Let yourself in on the joke and laugh)

And stop thinking so much. By attaching so much meaning to so little you're only setting yourself up for emtpy philosophical meanderings that rob one of sleep and joy. After all one belly laugh is worth 10,000 syllogisms.
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AQua_ng at 4:36AM, Aug. 29, 2010
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1. Be polite.
2. Be efficient.
3. Have a plan to kill everyone you meet.

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Randal at 5:35PM, Aug. 29, 2010
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5. Never let anyone put anything up my butt.

So I guess if you get colon cancer, you'll find out about it during stage four rather than stage one, I suppose. Here's hoping that never happens.
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shirkersama at 6:22PM, Aug. 29, 2010
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Randal
shirkersama
5. Never let anyone put anything up my butt.

So I guess if you get colon cancer, you'll find out about it during stage four rather than stage one

Yep, and I'm ok with that.
Meh
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bravo1102 at 3:14AM, Aug. 30, 2010
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Randal
shirkersama
5. Never let anyone put anything up my butt.

So I guess if you get colon cancer, you'll find out about it during stage four rather than stage one

Yep, and I'm ok with that.

Properly supervised medical procedures such as Colonoscopies and prostate exams are worth a lot more than some flippant rule about not letting anyone put something up your butt.

Diverticulitis? If it'll get the pain to stop put your probe anywhere! Just make the pain stop!
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ozoneocean at 3:37AM, Aug. 30, 2010
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I'm with shirkersama.
 
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Kroatz at 3:44AM, Aug. 30, 2010
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Me too.
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bravo1102 at 3:55AM, Aug. 30, 2010
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I'm with shirkersama.

Then I want living will and power of attorney for all of you. When you're dying because of the illnesses that could have been prevented by letting that scope up you butt, I get all your stuff.

Oh and you won't need pain medication either.
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ozoneocean at 3:58AM, Aug. 30, 2010
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I get all your stuff.
You can have our anal probes.
We won't be needing them.

Enjoy! :)
 
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bravo1102 at 4:20AM, Aug. 30, 2010
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bravo1102
I get all your stuff.
You can have our anal probes.
We won't be needing them.

Enjoy! :)

Just wait until his back is turned, he'll never know what we stick where once he's under.

Bruhahahahahaha!
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ozoneocean at 7:00AM, Aug. 30, 2010
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A… rapist? D:
 
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shirkersama at 5:33PM, Aug. 30, 2010
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bravo1102
ozoneocean
bravo1102
I get all your stuff.
You can have our anal probes.
We won't be needing them.

Enjoy! :)

Just wait until his back is turned, he'll never know what we stick where once he's under.

Bruhahahahahaha!

I nominate this as the creepiest post ever.
Meh
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bravo1102 at 10:36PM, Aug. 30, 2010
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bravo1102
ozoneocean
bravo1102
I get all your stuff.
You can have our anal probes.
We won't be needing them.

Enjoy! :)

Just wait until his back is turned, he'll never know what we stick where once he's under.

Bruhahahahahaha!

I nominate this as the creepiest post ever.



Nah, just a movie camera to see if your intestines are okay and then a finger to make sure your prostate is in good shape. I never minded having things stuck up my butt as my head's been up there for years.

When you're lying in the hospital bed with waves of pain flying through your abdomen and the doctor tells you they have to stick it up there… then you can talk. Until then just thank your lucky stars you only have to hear about this second hand. ;) In goes the needle you lose count after 99 and then they show you the travelogue of your intestines when you wake up, but you know what? Your intestines never felt better. Healthy intestines are a wonderful thing.

Diveticulitis and colonoscopies. When you don't care where they stick it so long as it relieves the pain.

Be very careful I know how to inflict severe intestinal distress through sympathetic magic.

Listening is more important than speaking because someone somewhere just might, just might mind you, know something you don't.



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shirkersama at 11:13PM, Aug. 30, 2010
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…someone somewhere just might, just might mind you, know something you don't.





Nope.
Meh
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ozoneocean at 12:27AM, Aug. 31, 2010
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Nah, just a movie camera to see if your intestines are okay and then a finger to make sure
OH GODS NOOOOOoooooo!




This is an older man thing, isn't it?
 
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mlai at 1:43AM, Aug. 31, 2010
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Brock Lesnar had diverticulitis that almost killed him. I'll bet he had that thick fat big black scope up his ass many times during that ordeal.

Here's a question: If you need a fecal sample taken (finger up your ass) at the ER… would you rather a male or a female nurse/doctor do it? State your gender (and orientation).

FIGHT current chapter: Filling In The Gaps
FIGHT_2 current chapter: Light Years of Gold
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ozoneocean at 2:21AM, Aug. 31, 2010
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Answer:
I'd rather not talk about things either going inside or out of my bottom.
Thankyou.
 
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usedbooks at 4:39AM, Aug. 31, 2010
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1. Make no choices you regret or would be ashamed to share with Mom.

2. Always consider the feelings and opinions of others.

3. Going along with rule 2, respect the environment and your resources. You share your town and planet with others.

4. Always put in your best effort, no matter what the task.

5. Be honest in both word and deed. Be yourself. (Assuming rule 1 is followed, there is no harm in this.)

6. Embrace every life experience, bad or good, as an adventure. Expect that things will not always go according to your plan, and that's okay. Life is made richer by the unexpected.

7. Sometimes take a side road, just for the heck of it.

8. Wear your seatbelt.
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bravo1102 at 1:36AM, Sept. 1, 2010
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bravo1102
Nah, just a movie camera to see if your intestines are okay and then a finger to make sure
OH GODS NOOOOOoooooo!




This is an older man thing, isn't it?

Once you hit 40 “the finger wave” (prostate exam) is part of the standard physical exam. The colonoscopy is every 3-5 years once you hit 45-50. I started earlier because I had diverticulitis when I was 35. I went into the ER in the middle of the night. If I had waited until morning I could have been dead.

You know when you get one they will show you the camera and tube along with the travelogue through your colon and the locations of the polyps and the tissue samples…if you ask.

Leads to another rule: When you go to the doctor express your concerns and ask questions! It's your body. Nothing is too “icky” to discuss with a medical professional. It's their job to deal with the icky stuff.
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skoolmunkee at 2:32AM, Sept. 1, 2010
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This thread was all right until everyone started talking about butts.
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