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nerdsareinvading at 7:42AM, Dec. 16, 2006

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they probably made :gem: by entering (without the periods) :.g.e.m.:

why is brinx such an idiot when it comes to these things???

compassion???
bling bling bling, now with 50% more bling…
THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!!

music is like candy… throw away the rappers

smiley agrees,right? lol!

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AQua_ng at 8:06AM, Dec. 16, 2006

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Vecause he's not a genius when it comes to this. DUH.

Do you think Nightmare Zero and Brinx would survive in this forum without playing the forum games?

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Brinx at 1:23PM, Dec. 16, 2006

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If there all snacks then just maybe.

:gem:

Who wants pretzels?

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Nightmare Zero at 6:44AM, Dec. 18, 2006

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I do.

Why you guys making fun of me and Brinx?

I'll accept your challenge anytime!

And check out Crest Holders!

http://www.drunkduck.com/community/view_topic.php?tid=24926&cid=233

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AQua_ng at 10:20AM, Dec. 18, 2006

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Because we know you two are both man enough to be above this childish teasing.

Am I man enough?

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Brinx at 2:04PM, Dec. 18, 2006

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I don't know. But I ain't taking chances on Aqua.

Or will I?

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Nightmare Zero at 11:04AM, Dec. 19, 2006

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you will.
Does anyone here think I'm a jerk?

I'll accept your challenge anytime!

And check out Crest Holders!

http://www.drunkduck.com/community/view_topic.php?tid=24926&cid=233

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Ozoneocean at 11:03PM, Dec. 21, 2006

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Yes. I do and so does AQua.

Why does the Juggarnaut in the X-men cartoon wear a wok on his head?

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jgib99 at 10:04PM, Dec. 22, 2006

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Because his original salad bowl helmet kept falling off his head.

There are two trains on the same track. One starts from Denver. The other from Atlanta. Both are travelling at the speed of 80 MPH. At which part of the country will they collide?

Karen's Edge

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Terminal at 11:13PM, Dec. 22, 2006

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Mexico.

What's the use of feet is you haven't gotten any legs?

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Ozoneocean at 12:06AM, Dec. 23, 2006

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For measuring the length of my prodigious phallus. duh!

If I said Mecha Lullaby had a beautiful body, would she hold it against me?

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AQua_ng at 1:34AM, Dec. 23, 2006

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She wouldn't. But I would. She's mine!

How brown is this pencil I'm holding?

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Ozoneocean at 1:58AM, Dec. 23, 2006

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As brown as the stuff you just stuck it in. EW!

If not now, then when?

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LIZARD_B1TE at 6:29PM, Dec. 23, 2006

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-54 seconds from now. Great, you missed it.

Is it just me, is it quiet in here?

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Ozoneocean at 9:27AM, Dec. 24, 2006

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It's just you. You're deaf. :(

Best cure for tiredness?

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AQua_ng at 10:02AM, Dec. 24, 2006

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A really cool music CD! Apply directly to the head!
A really cool music CD! Apply directly to the head!
A really cool music CD! Apply directly to the head!

Is that what the doctor ordered?

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Radec at 11:05AM, Dec. 24, 2006

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Only if you have a doctorate in Doom.

rhetoric?

<= dead and buried.

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LIZARD_B1TE at 11:47AM, Dec. 24, 2006

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no answer

whats the point of capitalising lettrs or speling words rite?

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Brinx at 11:53AM, Dec. 24, 2006

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I don't know. But a lot of people complains about those type of stuff.

Now why do noobs find it cool to type in leet?
For leeters: N0 w#@7 d0 n00b$ f1nd 17 c007 70 typ3 1n l337?

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Ozoneocean at 10:30PM, Dec. 24, 2006

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Because they will never, ever, ever, ever reach puberty. :(

Are you having a merry christmass?

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Brinx at 10:07AM, Dec. 25, 2006

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I believe so. Thank you for asking.

What about you? Are you having a Merry Christmas?

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Ozoneocean at 9:26PM, Dec. 25, 2006

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Yes, I had a very Merry Christmas. Except I have a bit of a headache now. :(

Did you eat Christmas dinner?

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AQua_ng at 7:13AM, Dec. 27, 2006

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No :(. I had Chinese…

Does that make me a bad person, or just Chinese?

K.A.L.A-dan! Brigade Captain :D
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Ozoneocean at 8:15AM, Dec. 27, 2006

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Both.
Neither.
ummm… A good Chinese person!

Where are all these mosquitoes coming from???????????

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jgib99 at 8:57AM, Dec. 27, 2006

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I'll take a wild guess. The mosquitoes are from a marsh from just outside the Newark International Airport. A bunch of them flew into the airport. Started going after one of the package handlers for FedEx. He ran onto a plane sending deliveries to Sydney. The mosquitoes followed him in. The plane took off. After the long flight, the plane lands in Sydney. The package handlers load the packages onto some trucks (including the package the mosquitoes were sleeping in). The truck drives into the town where ozoneocean lives. The driver opens the door and the mosquitoes fly out and eventually find their way into ozone's home.

Or they could have came from that area in your backyard.

How many people actually read all of that without nodding off?

Karen's Edge

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tea_green at 2:35AM, Dec. 28, 2006

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I didn't but the homosexual who posts for me did and thinks you are da' shiznit with yo' intellegent self.

Does Santa pay child support for all the mommies he's kissed?

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jgib99 at 1:09PM, Dec. 28, 2006

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Only to the mommies that gave a little more than kisses. >:)

What exactly are reindeer games anyway?

Karen's Edge

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Brinx at 3:41PM, Dec. 28, 2006

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I don't know. But I think Rudolf can answer that for you.
Rudolf: HELP ME!
Get back in your corner or I'm havin myself some deer steak tonight. Anyways…

How would you feel if you lost your wallet that contains a $50 gift card for EB games that you got for Christmas, $20, your libary card, and a blockbuster memebership card?

Forum games citizens.
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Ozoneocean at 4:36AM, Dec. 29, 2006

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Sad and irritated, but I'd get over it.

Will Brinx ever get an avatar that doesn't involve a Mog holding a sword?

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Brinx at 3:47PM, Dec. 29, 2006

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Who knows. But the only way to find out is to wait.

Which sounds better Mog or Moogle?

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