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the world domination game
umbledijum at 4:46PM, May 4, 2009
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you give an object, person, place, or action and the person posting below you has to use it in an elaborate plan to destroy the world.

example:

P1: banana peel

P2: i will put it in front of the president's foot, making him slip on it, thus making him a fool in the eyes of the public resulting in impeachment and the election of ME!!!

lamp

P3: i will shine it in the eyes of a truck driver who happens to be carrying a gigantic supply of nuclear missiles.

you can also add what you want as a demand

P4: and the only way you can stop it is by giving me a lifetime supply of quisps cereal.


i'll start.


a vaccuum cleaner
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TheFlyingGreenMonkey at 12:35AM, May 5, 2009
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I threaten to suck up all the earth's air if I am not made ruler of the world!

Fat People

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gullas at 1:41AM, May 5, 2009
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I'll use all the world's fat people to have a unbeatble army of Sumo-ninjas, to assainate the world's leaders XD

Hair gel
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Hakoshen at 4:42AM, May 5, 2009
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I will ignite all the hair gel across the world resulting in hundreds of millions of hair related deaths.

Chopsticks.
God needed the Devil, the Beatles needed the Rolling Stones, Hakoshen needs me.
I'm the enemy he requires to define him.
Soon or later, he'll bring me back to life again for another epic encounter of shouting about power levels and grimacing.
-Harkovast
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gullas at 4:51AM, May 5, 2009
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the perfect assasination weapon, nuff said…

NES light gun…
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flapjack1995 at 6:23AM, May 5, 2009
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I'll beat Miyamoto at Duck Hunt and take over Nintendo, filling every game with mind control. Then my slaves will march to every office in power and destroy them, leaving me to claim the world. Then maybe I'll own SEGA and make a GOOD Sonic game.

A bottle of root beer.
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umbledijum at 1:11PM, May 5, 2009
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I will shake up the root beer and spew it in the president's eyes, then when he is blinded i will hit the “release all nukes” button.

unless i receive a jetpack made out of chainsaws.XP
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umbledijum at 1:34PM, May 5, 2009
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SORRY!!! i forget sometimes…


a lego brick
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GarBonzo Bean at 2:48PM, May 5, 2009
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i create a giant evil snowman that came to life when the lego brick was added as a button, he will reek havok on all major cities of the world and use their flags as toilet paper

a mini fan that you buy at an amusment park
If its popsicle, its possible!
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umbledijum at 2:56PM, May 5, 2009
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i will blow mini-fans in the faces of every single person in the entire world at the same time, making everyone blink rapidly, thus resulting in a seismic earthquake so great it will reduce the planet to rubble!!!


a blow-up doll
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Walrus at 5:31PM, May 5, 2009
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I will shove a blow up doll down the throat of every gay man, halving California's population.


A half eaten pickle.
 
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gullas at 11:25AM, May 6, 2009
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With this half eaten pickle, I'll get into the Gold deposit of Fort Knox, steal all the gold and ruin the world economy!!!!

One key…
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Walrus at 2:09PM, May 6, 2009
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With this key I will duplicate it and send it to every emo in the world, causing a mass suicide.


Three paper clips and a radiator pipe.
 
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umbledijum at 3:37PM, May 6, 2009
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i will use the pipe and the paper clips as a blowpipe, killing the three most powerful people in the free world: the president, the pope, and OPRAH!!!!






an action figure
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GarBonzo Bean at 7:00PM, May 7, 2009
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i will disemble the action figure and glue it back together in an artistic fasion, then after using the money I get from selling it for millions, I will persuade (bribe) alaska to use their polar bears to take over the earth. Then I will rule Alaska the new capital of the world!

a pumpkin
If its popsicle, its possible!
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Wordweaver_three at 11:21PM, May 7, 2009
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I will smash the pumpkin and then force the band Smashing Pumpkins to pay me royalties for the name. Once accomplished I will buy even more pumpkins and smash them as well. I will continue doing this until Smashing Pumpkins owes me all the money in the world in royalties. Then I will buy every pumpkin in the entire world and hold Halloween hostage until my demands are met and I am crowned the Pumpkin King!



A severed big toe from Sean Connery's left foot.
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gullas at 1:16AM, May 8, 2009
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AH with this toe I can make an army of Sean Connery clones in their 30's AKA James Bondm, and take over the world and seduce the ladies ;)


An Oxford english-english dictionary…
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Product Placement at 5:16AM, May 8, 2009
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With this book I can learn English grammar so pretentious that people will be forced to bow down to me in fear.

Reese's pieces.
Those were my two cents.
If you have any other questions, please deposit a quarter.
This space for rent.
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cool guy at 12:02PM, May 8, 2009
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Poison+World Leaders+Recces Pieces=Me leading the world….you get it?







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umbledijum at 3:23PM, May 8, 2009
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i will cyber-bully every single in the world, causing all of them to kill themselves








a filled out job application for Burger King
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Walrus at 5:46PM, May 8, 2009
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With this Burger King application, every man and woman in the world desperate enough for the job will fight to the death for the paper.


Finger nail clippings.
 
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GarBonzo Bean at 8:24AM, May 9, 2009
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with these fingernail clippings, i can add it to my collection of disgusting objects (bugers, toe jam, ect.) then make a giant stink bomb to blow up the planet, while escaping in my escape pod to live on jupiter

a plastic barbie leg with bendable knees
If its popsicle, its possible!
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umbledijum at 2:36PM, May 9, 2009
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i will bend the knees so much that they will break off, Then i will stick them on top of my head so they look like alien antennae, making the world think i am an alien, and the worlds goverments destroy each other in trying to destroy the alien invaders.






a funny hat.
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Walrus at 6:19PM, May 9, 2009
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With this funny hat I will roam the earth causing everyone to laugh to dea- aw screw that, I'll gouge their eyes out.





South Park DVD Box Set
 
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waff at 4:08AM, May 10, 2009
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Murder the president with broken pieces from one of the dvds and launch nukes at china, russia, england etc and nuclear war.


A half-eaten burger and some sticky tape.

'there is no “overkill” there is only “open fire” and “time to reload” rule #37
the things on my box are a dead squirell, a medal and a paper bag hat.
ow! I have shards of the fourth wall in my eye!
WAFF-MAN!! as of mafia VI
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umbledijum at 11:10AM, May 10, 2009
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i will kidnap macgyver and force him to make a bomb out them, then i will threaten the white house with it.








a piece of lined paper with poorly drawn boobs on it.
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GarBonzo Bean at 2:11PM, May 12, 2009
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I will submit this drawing to a national art show and the controversy caused by housewifes with nothing better to do will be horifyingly boring for the world to hear and then everyone will move the north pole for peace and quite and the axis of the earth will tilt and our world will spin toward the sun

a jump rope
If its popsicle, its possible!
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rokulily at 2:24PM, May 12, 2009
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after reinstating the jumprope craze amongst small children I will then implant a mind control device that hypnotizes any and all onlookers. With my growing army of jump rope fiends we will reinstate jumproping as a popular event- enough to be allowed into the olympics where the world will be entraced by the jumprope. Then we will root out any who are uninfected and destory them. I will then take my place as the ruler of the world from the safety of New Zealand and laugh evily.

a hello kitty pillow cover.
 
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flapjack1995 at 6:30AM, May 13, 2009
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I will suffocate the president with unbearable cuteness, causing the media to go wild with stories of “The Cutest Widdle Kiwwah Evah”, then, in the heat of frenzy, I will claim to have found the killer, and destroy the cover on live TV. My heroic efforts will earn me fat sacks of cash which I will use to buy out the media and become president. Then I will secretly inject steroids into the military daily and send them to every other country, one at a time, conquering them. Then I will be president of the WORLD.

a toothbrush covered in poop
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cool guy at 3:59PM, May 14, 2009
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Give it to a dentist,he'll go mad and Kill everyone with a pointy thing from his arsenal of painful craps








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