I usually am the one who gets hit on.
Same here. I can't keep them off me. Its like cats.
The less attention you give them, the better your lap looks.
Ditto. and I've heard some pretty lame pick up lines…
here's the following that has been tried on me in the past:
Him: Do you have a boyfriend?
Him:Want one? Well, when you want a MANfriend, come and talk to me.
Me: “……..” (thinking right here that the last line was corny as fuck)
said by one guy.
I am conducting a field test of how many woman have pierced nipples.
only said by one guy.
Pardon me miss, I seem to have lost my phone number, could I borrow yours?
asked this by at least 5 guys.
Want to come see my HARD DRIVE? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy.
number of guys who has used this: 3.
Did your father have sex with a carrot? Cause you've got nice eyes.
this one guy in an group was actually using this on me…
You're so hot, your ass is on fire.
said by 9 guys in various ways on seperate occisions…..
granted, that last line wasn't so lame and it was actually flattering. It would had worked on any other girl, just not on me…. I'm very diffcult to impress.