Disgruntledrm
Ah, I've never used one…but I heard this little interesting pick-up line from a source I can't really recall. I just remember it, because…yeah…

“I like my women like I like my coffee…ground up and in my freezer. What about you?”

I always said I like em' bitter with a spoon in em.

Yuk yuk yuk. :)

-W

I'm glad I brought my library card cause I'm checking you out!

Your father must be a terrorist. Cuz you are DA BOMB!

imshard

TheMidge28
I usually am the one who gets hit on.

Same here. I can't keep them off me. Its like cats.
The less attention you give them, the better your lap looks.

Ditto. and I've heard some pretty lame pick up lines…

here's the following that has been tried on me in the past:

Him: Do you have a boyfriend?
Me:No
Him:Want one? Well, when you want a MANfriend, come and talk to me.
Me: “……..” (thinking right here that the last line was corny as fuck)

said by one guy.

I am conducting a field test of how many woman have pierced nipples.

only said by one guy.

Pardon me miss, I seem to have lost my phone number, could I borrow yours?

asked this by at least 5 guys.

Want to come see my HARD DRIVE? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy.

number of guys who has used this: 3.

Did your father have sex with a carrot? Cause you've got nice eyes.

this one guy in an group was actually using this on me…

You're so hot, your ass is on fire.

said by 9 guys in various ways on seperate occisions…..

granted, that last line wasn't so lame and it was actually flattering. It would had worked on any other girl, just not on me…. I'm very diffcult to impress.

Wow… that's a lot of bad lines… and I thought mine was bad. >_<

“I am soooo drunk and lonely. Wanna go out?”


I wasn't actually drunk, but I was tired and I couldn't think of anything funny or witty.

“ hey, are you greek? if you are then you must be a greek goddess!”
i just got a strange stare then. i dont know if it was because of the bad pick-up line or because she didnt know how to respond to another girl hitting on her ^^;

I haven't really hit on people. They tend to take my weird humor as me hitting on them which spurred:

I should jump you in an alley and in about ten minutes, you'll be screaming for more.


I kind of shuddered… especially because I like womens. And… he was… crossing a line for me.

OK…

I should jump you in an alley and in about ten minutes, you'll be screaming for more.

is really, REALLY creepy. If you maced him (and I'm leaning towards smashing him across the face with an ancient weapon of war over a spray) it would have been justified.

I've never been hit on, nor have I ever used a pick-up line. Well, unless you count online, then the #1 pick-up line was “Are you a girl?”. And people used that one on me… CONSTANTLY.

Ow my head.

Meh - something along the lines of “Wow, you have a gorgeous neck!”, but to add to this seductive charm was the fact that I was twice the girl's height and very very drunk.

I probably came over as scary as that “jump you in an alley” line…

vous etes la serpente agitee entres mes cuisses.

also,

je pense vous reniflez mes chousette.

I think it was just because my French was so bad. :(

Arashi_san
vous etes la serpente agitee entres mes cuisses.

You (pl) are the serpent enter my thigh??

je pense vous reniflez mes chousette.

i think you(pl) should sniff my sock???

Thats the best French i could translate.
Anyways the Lines;

“If i flip a coin, what are the chances of me getting head?”

“If i said you have a nice body, would you hold it against me?2

”I'm like a rubix cube baby, the more you play with me the harder I get"

I tend to look vulnerable and then run away when people talk to me. That doesn't work incase you're woundering. Then again, I don't really go out drinking much. Mostly only the uni pub crawls, and I know all of the people there anyway.

Now I'm depessed.

Okay this one worked for realz! (even though its supposed to be worst ones, its pretty cheesy even tho it worked >.>)

Me: So if you were a pirate, would you have your parrot on this shoulder (touch her shoulder nearest to me) or THIS shoulder (and the arm goes around her shoulders) ?

Her: (thinking, me chilling with my arm around her shoulders and grinning) this one (she taps the one where my hand is)

Not really a pick up line, but once she realized what was going on, it got some laughs.

“So,… you into comics at all?” *crickets chirping*


BUT one I got to work and it was straight off of ST:TNG

She said “What are you looking at? Haven't you ever seen a woman before?”

Me: “I THOUGHT I had…”

Thank you Commander Riker.

“Did it hurt when you fell out of Heaven?” Didn't work, got a polite laugh though.

Two choice examples from a friend of mine:

“They call me Fred Flintstone - ‘cuz I can make your Bedrock…”

“Get yer coat, love. You’ve pulled.”

Neither worked, and they didn't get a polite laugh either :D

The pirate/parrot one would totally work on me - I'm a sucker for pirate jokes.

One of my girl friends got chatted up by a guy in a gay bar. She waited until he had bought her enough drinks and then told him to bugger off.

^ see that's just not playing fair. poor guy.

i don't think…i've ever tried to use one of the common annoying pick up lines, though this one time this really handsome guy was browsing through the fantasy section of the bookstore i frequent (so i know bloody everything right? lol) and i stood up and went like

“ hay, you know~ you look like an elf lord straight out of Dragonlance, which is to your left btw, good series.”

*failed epically* XD

never used pick up lines, but once when i was a freshman in highschool, this kid i didnt know used to borrow money from me so he could get closer to me to ask me out. hahahahaha! i said no.

I told a guy I liked his band and gave him a candy cane.

(I'm really cute so I can pull off things like that.)

Katch
i don't think…i've ever tried to use one of the common annoying pick up lines, though this one time this really handsome guy was browsing through the fantasy section of the bookstore i frequent (so i know bloody everything right? lol) and i stood up and went like

“ hay, you know~ you look like an elf lord straight out of Dragonlance, which is to your left btw, good series.”

*failed epically* XD

Wow… this is the first time I've heard if a girl being turned down. x_x

Eh, I've never tried pick up lines. Closest I've been was asking,“Do you have a email?”
It works for me, except it puts me into a safe zone where I just send messages online. =\

Never used it but
“hey baby since you walked into the room my pants have been shrinking.”
I get the feeling this one would get me slapped or worse.

I don't usually say “can I have your number” cause it makes you look like this guy….

“Did you know that *insert random useless info here*”

I know of one guaranteed to make girls avoid you.

“I love you.”

Also:

Arashi_san
Tu es la serpente agitee entres mon cuisses.

also,

je pense Tu renifles mon chousette.

I think it was just because my French was so bad. :(

…I wish I didn't know French right now, because I know exactly what those mean. I corrected it a bit, just for next time you plan on using these horrible lines.

flapjack1995
Also:

Arashi_san
Tu es la serpente agitee entres mon cuisses.

also,

je pense Tu renifles mon chousette.

I think it was just because my French was so bad. :(

…I wish I didn't know French right now, because I know exactly what those mean. I corrected it a bit, just for next time you plan on using these horrible lines.

Thank you. :)
I was trying to be more formal, hence the “vous” instead of “tu.” But in this case, I probably should have used the latter.





Also: “I'm a dirty boy. Would you like to wipe me?” followed by bending over and slapping your butt.

“What's your sign?”

If she replies, “Virgo.”

“Not for long!”