subcultured
I don't usually say “can I have your number” cause it makes you look like this guy….

Guys like that are the reason why every decent-looking girl should memorize the rejection hotline number. :P

I've never used these, but they're funny:


94.I don't know if you're in my range, but I'd sure like to take you home to my domain.

95. Hey baby. Want to squeeze my theorem while I poly your nomial?

96. Hey baby, I'm like a rubix cube. THe more you play with me, the harder I get.

97. You're so hot, you must be the cause for global warming.

98. Since distance equals velocity times time, let's let velocity or time approach infinity, because I want to go all the way with you.

99. Your body has the nicest arc length I've ever seen."

100. I hope you know set theory because I want to intersect you and union you.

101. You and I would add up better than a Riemann sum.

102. Can I be the phasor to your electron and take you to an excited state?

103. Let's make like a transcription factor and response element and turn things on.

104. If I were a Shwann cell, I'd squeeze areound your axon and give you a fast action potential.

105. You must be an asymptote, because I just find myself getting closer and closer to you.

Pickup lines usually suck. Sorry. xD I think almost every pickup line in existence could be put here in this thread. They're just like that. Unless you're one of the lucky few who can execute one perfectly. =P

A wink or a cute smile works wonders.

I would never, ever try to use a pickup line. If a girl falls for that kind of cheesy stuff, it's not the kind of girl I wanna be talking to anyway.

Though, I suppose one of the worst ones would be “Would you marry me”? I want to see the total stranger who says yes to that one.

CoyoteLongshot
I would never, ever try to use a pickup line. If a girl falls for that kind of cheesy stuff, it's not the kind of girl I wanna be talking to anyway.

Though, I suppose one of the worst ones would be “Would you marry me”? I want to see the total stranger who says yes to that one.

VeGaS

While holding out a screw to the girl, say“ Wanna screw?” It worked, she did. :)

phinmagic
she did. :)

What for?

This wasn't really a pick-up line, just me trying to just talk someone that I liked.

We're sitting at a Leadership School Program thing - where most schools senior from all across our district go and do workshops to become ‘better leaders’.

I was sitting across from this guys and just lent in and said;

Me: “So you go to school?”.

Guy looks down at obvious school uniform.

Guy: “Yeh.. I do..”.

And then I tried to fix it by saying;

Me: “Oh what school…?

Guy: ”The school down the road from yours, don't you recognise the uniform and don't you have friends there?“

Me: *Turning quite pink* ”….. PSSssst REALLY?!!".

Yeh.. and it's pretty obvious.. Nothing ever came of that.

But I did have a pick up line said to me.. It was little shocking! Cause I never thought I was the type of girl a guy would rehearse a line to say too.

Guy: Do you know what type of chocolates you remind me of?

Me: *Dumbstruck* Crunchies..?

Guy: No, Favourites.

Me: *Stupidly* Why?

Guy: Cause your my favourite, I'd just like to unwrap you and put you in my mouth.. or something like that.

By then I was sorta just creeping/running away, so I didn't really hear it all.

Ones used on me:
* I can smell how horny you are?
* I would like to have a threesome with your roomate
* I know how to please a woman
* I'll give you 100 bucks for an hour.
* You look like jailbait.

Ones I've used:
* I see you read books. I like that.
* Are you married?
* Wanna hang out or somethin'
* What's your sign?
* Wanna play Tekken?

I usually only say ‘Hi there’ or some variant, but here's one I've always wanted to say just to a friend who'll know I'm joking

“Hey, why don't you sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?”

To many to think of…

“Grab your coat darling you've pulled”
FAILED

“I've seen you around, your kinda hot, wanna go on a date sometime”
FAILED+SLAPPED

(Used on forgein girls)
Me-“Got any English in you?”
Her-“no”
Me- “Want some?”
FAILED

“I won the Lottery!”

The ones I can think of are usually related to the circumstances at hand. Like the time I got a bucket of paint dumped on the first or second day of my second year of high school, in theatre tech class. I just jumped up and shouted “I'm a f**cking mess! Who wants a hug!” That was how I met one of my best female friends ever. She actually had the guts and lack of caring for her clothes to give me a hug.

Usually I'm totally oblivious and don't even notice what's going on until we're dating. That was the case with my ex-fiancee. As I recall, it was 4am on a November night and we were in the back seat of her car with a blanket looking at the stars and giggling because we were tired, after having done the previous thing the week before and my exact words were, “Shit, this means everyone else is right doesn't it? We're dating now aren't we?”

Most often I go the stupid and lovable route rather than walk up to them and try to impress them. I've found dating is much easier when you just admit what you are.

I'm going to have to go with, “Hi”

“Wanna see my pokamans?”
YES i have used that one and YES it worked ‘cause the guy was sooo geek.

And This one’s from some webcomic, i Don't remember which

“Let me cheer you up sad girl. With my penis.”

It's great to be transvestite, you can hit on whoever you want no matter is it a boy or girl. :DDD

6666
“Wanna see my pokamans?”
YES i have used that one and YES it worked ‘cause the guy was sooo geek.

And This one’s from some webcomic, i Don't remember which

“Let me cheer you up sad girl. With my penis.”

It's great to be transvestite, you can hit on whoever you want no matter is it a boy or girl. :DDD

6666
It's great to be transvestite, you can hit on whoever you want no matter is it a boy or girl. :DDD

Agreed.

“I have money.”

Always works.

tea_green
Ones used on me:
* I can smell how horny you are?
* I would like to have a threesome with your roomate
* I know how to please a woman
* I'll give you 100 bucks for an hour.
* You look like jailbait.

Ones I've used:
* I see you read books. I like that.
* Are you married?
* Wanna hang out or somethin'
* What's your sign?
* Wanna play Tekken?

I think all of these apply to me as well.

Most of my relationships have just “happened”, by accident or by being unable to hold back attraction any longer. So if I used a pickup line it would probably be something terrible like, “Do you think love can bloom on the battlefield?”

tea_green
* Wanna play Tekken?

Yes.

Here's one i used on a dream and worked “Wanna sit on my lap while i watch porn?”.

Something tells me i shouldn't use it in real life.

roma
“I won the Lottery!”

I actually got dumped for this once. I was on a date and we were passing a newsagent and this guy just started cheering and screaming he'd won $500,000 on a scratchie. She immediately left my side and wrapped herself around his arm.

Oh, another bad pickup line is “If you were a car door, I'd slam you all night long”

Red Slayer
Here's one i used on a dream and worked “Wanna sit on my lap while i watch porn?”.

If I was a girl, that one'd get me :)

b*tches love me cause they know that i can rock,
b*tches love me cause they know that i can rhyme.


it's a song, but i doubt it'd work unless i was really urine.

After you give them a drink:

“You might want to give that a minute to dissolve.”

ozoneocean

Red Slayer
Here's one i used on a dream and worked “Wanna sit on my lap while i watch porn?”.

If I was a girl, that one'd get me :)

Now I want to hear the story of someone who actually used that

I was once asked what pick up lines I knew and just in passing, without actually using it, just kind of said blandly, “Huh? Oh, if you were a tear in my eye, I wouldn't cry in fear of loosing you.”

It got quiet and she did the whole, “AWWW!!! That's so sweet!” To which I replied, “Yeah, but corny and would never work on someone you don't know.” Her reply was, “Yes it would. It just did.”

It took me two days to put two and two together on that one.

tea_green
* Wanna play Tekken?

I'll let you school me, hahahahah

“I'm Batman.”

Bittenbymonk
“I'm Batman.”

That one would probably work on me.

“How about we go over to my place so I can show you my pad, cook you a fabulous dinner, and fertilize your egg?”

Just thought this one up. If I ever use it I'll probably get slapped, kicked, punched, bashed, cut, neutered, and finally arrested. x_x