Seriously! I reported it and they said they were going to look into the matter.
I ended up getting 2 free cases of mountaine dew.
And it was in the town newspaper.
I decided to get a mountain dew. I went to the fridge and opened it. I noticed it was warm and then i snift it. “This isint mountain dew”. I walked over to the sink and poured some out. It was piss.
I reported it, and then i got 2 free cases of mountain dew.
Good thing I didnt drink it though :P
Comic Talk and General Discussion *
There was piss in my mountain dew!!!
fire1337
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CAN YOU SEE MY SIG!?!?
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Walrus
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The funny part is, even though that happened to you twice, I'm still going to drink Mountain Dew.
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Kristen Gudsnuk
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fire1337
I decided to get a mountain dew. I went to the fridge and opened it. I noticed it was warm
I think your fridge is broken
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da_kasha
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I’m not sure I understand how that works exactly 0_0 how would piss get into it?
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HippieVan
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This brings to mind an episode of the Simpons…
From what I remember, it went like:
Homer: What do you have to drink?
Street vendor: Mountain dew or crab juice.
Homer: D'oh! I'll have crab juice.
I guess there was some truth to that, haha.
From what I remember, it went like:
Homer: What do you have to drink?
Street vendor: Mountain dew or crab juice.
Homer: D'oh! I'll have crab juice.
I guess there was some truth to that, haha.
Duchess of Friday Newsposts and the holy Top Ten
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TheMidge28
at 6:20PM, June 26, 2009
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To who do I report Mountain Dew being in my Piss?!
I swear, I went an took a leak and smelled it and it was Mountain Dew!
I stated with an exclamation point, “This isn't Piss!”
It was cold and had a citrus-y smell to it!
I want 2 cases of my piss!
Sad part I tasted it and it tasted like Mountain Dew… Carbonation and everything!
I swear, I went an took a leak and smelled it and it was Mountain Dew!
I stated with an exclamation point, “This isn't Piss!”
It was cold and had a citrus-y smell to it!
I want 2 cases of my piss!
Sad part I tasted it and it tasted like Mountain Dew… Carbonation and everything!
last edited on July 14, 2011 4:25PM
Disgruntledrm
at 7:28PM, June 26, 2009
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TheMidge28
To who do I report Mountain Dew being in my Piss?!
I swear, I went an took a leak and smelled it and it was Mountain Dew!
I stated with an exclamation point, “This isn't Piss!”
It was cold and had a citrus-y smell to it!
I want 2 cases of my piss!
Sad part I tasted it and it tasted like Mountain Dew… Carbonation and everything!
I'd suggest reporting that to your doctor…
last edited on July 14, 2011 12:12PM
Custard Trout
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How can you tell the difference?
Hey buddy, you should be a Russian Cosmonaut, and here's why.
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Ozoneocean
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fire1337Really? Someone's piss stayed warm in your bottle even after you had taken it home and it had been in your fridge?
I decided to get a mountain dew. I went to the fridge and opened it. I noticed it was warm and then i snift it. “This isint mountain dew”. I walked over to the sink and poured some out. It was piss.
Or do you have access to a sink in the shop where you bought it in the first place and the balls to open up and pour out a drink there?
No, of course you don't. This story is a little fantasy.
Ha ha, very entertaining.
Don't let me catch you doing this again ok?
last edited on July 14, 2011 2:34PM
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