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There was piss in my mountain dew!!!
fire1337 at 4:50PM, June 26, 2009
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Seriously! I reported it and they said they were going to look into the matter.
I ended up getting 2 free cases of mountaine dew.
And it was in the town newspaper.
I decided to get a mountain dew. I went to the fridge and opened it. I noticed it was warm and then i snift it. “This isint mountain dew”. I walked over to the sink and poured some out. It was piss.
I reported it, and then i got 2 free cases of mountain dew.
Good thing I didnt drink it though :P
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last edited on July 14, 2011 12:29PM
Walrus at 5:04PM, June 26, 2009
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The funny part is, even though that happened to you twice, I'm still going to drink Mountain Dew.
 
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Kristen Gudsnuk at 5:20PM, June 26, 2009
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fire1337
I decided to get a mountain dew. I went to the fridge and opened it. I noticed it was warm

I think your fridge is broken
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da_kasha at 5:35PM, June 26, 2009
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I’m not sure I understand how that works exactly 0_0 how would piss get into it?

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HippieVan at 5:57PM, June 26, 2009
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This brings to mind an episode of the Simpons…

From what I remember, it went like:
Homer: What do you have to drink?
Street vendor: Mountain dew or crab juice.
Homer: D'oh! I'll have crab juice.

I guess there was some truth to that, haha.
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TheMidge28 at 6:20PM, June 26, 2009
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To who do I report Mountain Dew being in my Piss?!
I swear, I went an took a leak and smelled it and it was Mountain Dew!
I stated with an exclamation point, “This isn't Piss!”
It was cold and had a citrus-y smell to it!
I want 2 cases of my piss!
Sad part I tasted it and it tasted like Mountain Dew… Carbonation and everything!
last edited on July 14, 2011 4:25PM
Disgruntledrm at 7:28PM, June 26, 2009
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To who do I report Mountain Dew being in my Piss?!
I swear, I went an took a leak and smelled it and it was Mountain Dew!
I stated with an exclamation point, “This isn't Piss!”
It was cold and had a citrus-y smell to it!
I want 2 cases of my piss!
Sad part I tasted it and it tasted like Mountain Dew… Carbonation and everything!

I'd suggest reporting that to your doctor…
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Custard Trout at 8:07PM, June 26, 2009
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How can you tell the difference?
Hey buddy, you should be a Russian Cosmonaut, and here's why.
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ozoneocean at 12:27AM, June 27, 2009
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fire1337
I decided to get a mountain dew. I went to the fridge and opened it. I noticed it was warm and then i snift it. “This isint mountain dew”. I walked over to the sink and poured some out. It was piss.
Really? Someone's piss stayed warm in your bottle even after you had taken it home and it had been in your fridge?

Or do you have access to a sink in the shop where you bought it in the first place and the balls to open up and pour out a drink there?


No, of course you don't. This story is a little fantasy.
Ha ha, very entertaining.

Don't let me catch you doing this again ok?
 
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