Meet, Greet, Show and Tell

Today is the LUCKIEST DAY of your life...
webcomics heh at 2:10PM, April 11, 2009
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…so maybe you should get off your ass, step outside and go buy a lottery ticket.* “Why?” you may ask? (yes… you may. And believe me I know you and that's what you're asking yourself RIGHT NOW!) Well it's because I have decided to step out of the shadows in a subtle moment of grande unveiling to reveal myself to you… The masses.**

Long have I slaved over a hot keyboard like the great epicurean geniuses*** slaving over a hot cauldron of stuff. And like those eponymous chefs I have chosen DA DUCK as my menu of choice to offer up the succulent entree' of my webcomic.**** I've plucked only the finest bits of verbage to weave together into one classy***** bit of humour and wit that will help make your dim, grubby lives a little bit more bearable. And don't come a knockin if the URL is a-rockin. Heh.





*If you win big I'm entitled to a portion of the winnings because I told you to do it. Don't question me, it's all legal and shit.
**YOU'RE WELCOME.
***Bobby Flay. You're the tops brah.
****Once again… YOU'RE WELCOME.
*****Donald Trump. Class act that guy.

Smug I Could Do
it's only the BEST webcomic. Heh.
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mishi_hime at 8:30PM, April 11, 2009
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Are you cooking or making a webcomic? (What does your comic taste like?)
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Custard Trout at 10:03PM, April 11, 2009
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I. . . you. . .

What?
Hey buddy, you should be a Russian Cosmonaut, and here's why.
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legueu at 12:26AM, April 12, 2009
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ahah welcome on DD man.
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mishi_hime at 8:34AM, April 12, 2009
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Custard Trout
I. . . you. . .

What?

I also had that thought.
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Sea_Cow at 10:06AM, April 12, 2009
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It…

Well, uh…

No. Wait.
I am so happy to finally be back home
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Puff_Of_Smoke at 12:23PM, April 12, 2009
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WHERE ARE ALL THESE BLACK CATS COMING FROM?!

Oh, hi.
I
I have a gun. It's really powerful. Especially against living things.
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parkbenchbook at 1:07PM, April 12, 2009
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Heh and hello.
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amanda at 9:00AM, April 13, 2009
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So… what if Bobby Flay wins the lottery? And just who is Bobby Flay, anyway?
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Soryko at 8:47AM, April 14, 2009
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Welcome…To….The duck…o__o
Remember that you are unique! Just like everyone else! ^w^
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harkovast at 7:11AM, April 15, 2009
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You sir, are a legend.
I bow at the altar of Fable!

For more Harkovast related goings on, go to the Harkovast Forum
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parkbenchbook at 8:29AM, April 17, 2009
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amanda
So… what if Bobby Flay wins the lottery? And just who is Bobby Flay, anyway?

I'm Bobby Flay and I can't believe I've been compromised.
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Priceman at 2:59PM, April 17, 2009
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um…hi?

Lots of big words in that introduction, so i'm just gonna smile and nod. Welcome to the site.
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solaris knight at 12:22PM, April 18, 2009
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Clever post.

I salute you, sir, and welcome to the house of drunken malard.
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TokyoRose at 4:08PM, April 18, 2009
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O_O Hello…wow what an intro. So uh…welcome to DD. Hope your stay here is a tasty one.
Forgive your enemies, it messes with their head.
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webcomics heh at 11:42AM, April 19, 2009
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Thank you all for this warm welcome. I'm glad to see you've realized just how fortunate it is to have my awesomeness in your presence.

ps: YOU'RE WELCOME.

Smug I Could Do
it's only the BEST webcomic. Heh.
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