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top ten WTF?! sex laws
bluebot092 at 1:17AM, July 6, 2008
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1. Oral sex is illegal in 18 states, including Arizona.

2. In Virginia, it is illegal to have sex with the lights on.

3. It is illegal for husbands in Willowdale, Oregon, to talk dirty during intercourse.

4. Sexual intercourse between unmarried couples is illegal in Georgia.

5. Engaging in any sexual position other than missionary is illegal in Washington, DC.

6. In Connorsville, Wisconsin, it is illegal for a man to shoot off a gun when his female partner is having an orgasm.

7. In Harrisburg, Pennsylvania, it is illegal to have sex with a truck driver inside a toll booth.

8. Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal in Florida.

9. It is illegal in Utah to marry your first cousin before the age of 65.

10. Sex with animals is perfectly legal for men in Washington state, as long as the animal weighs less than 40 pounds.


…..wow….just…..wow…..
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Inkmonkey at 12:44PM, July 6, 2008
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Huh. So, where'd you get all this information? Cite your sources, young man!
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HippieVan at 2:42PM, July 6, 2008
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Huh. So, where'd you get all this information? Cite your sources, young man!

I was just going to say.
Even if they were real, many of those laws have most likely been changed by now, or are simply not enforced.
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Custard Trout at 3:06PM, July 6, 2008
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Tch, me and my girlfriend were going to go on a honey moon in Florida.

I guess that's not happening now.
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flapjack1995 at 8:49PM, July 6, 2008
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#2 isn't so bad. I mean, you gotta do something to save power. But I'm wondering how they enforce these rules! Am I going to have to answer to the sex police when there's more than one thing shooting in Connorsville?
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Frostflowers at 1:05AM, July 7, 2008
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7. In Harrisburg, Pennsylvania, it is illegal to have sex with a truck driver inside a toll booth.
This is definitely a law made after the crime occurred. I wonder who was the cause of it? :P

8. Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal in Florida.
How…? How does that - ? No. No, never mind. Don't tell me.

Don't ever tell me.



What's your source for all these crazy laws? I don't doubt that they exist/have existed at some point, but where'd you find them?
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bluebot092 at 7:44AM, July 7, 2008
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this is where i got mah info :P http://media.www.ecollegetimes.com/media/storage/paper991/news/2008/07/03/Top10s/Top-Ten.Wtf.Us.Sex.Laws-3388114.shtml
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Inkmonkey at 2:53PM, July 7, 2008
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8. Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal in Florida.
How…? How does that - ? No. No, never mind. Don't tell me.

Don't ever tell me.


Isn't it illegal in all states to have a sexual relationship with any kind of animal?
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Ryuthehedgewolf at 4:16PM, July 7, 2008
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8. Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal in Florida.
How…? How does that - ? No. No, never mind. Don't tell me.

Don't ever tell me.


Isn't it illegal in all states to have a sexual relationship with any kind of animal?

Yeaaah. Bestiality is a bad, bad thing.

That's why I laugh when people say I yiff.
Because that's pretty much bestiality. And that's gross.
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Walrus at 5:22PM, July 7, 2008
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8. Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal in Florida.
That made me laugh, but why would anyone want to do that to a porcupine?


10. Sex with animals is perfectly legal for men in Washington state, as long as the animal weighs less than 40 pounds.
Why not women?


 
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Inkmonkey at 7:02AM, July 8, 2008
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10. Sex with animals is perfectly legal for men in Washington state, as long as the animal weighs less than 40 pounds.
Why not women?

So they'll know their place.
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flapjack1995 at 7:51AM, July 8, 2008
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According to those rules, you can have sex with a porcupine in Washington but not in Florida. Oh well, it's gotta be legal somewhere.
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mishi_hime at 3:50PM, July 8, 2008
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7. In Harrisburg, Pennsylvania, it is illegal to have sex with a truck driver inside a toll booth.

Considering I live pretty close to there… I believe it.
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Croi Dhubh at 12:16PM, July 10, 2008
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1. Oral sex is illegal in 18 states, including Arizona.
It's also illegal in the military under the UCMJ.


2. In Virginia, it is illegal to have sex with the lights on.
Actually, this is a stretch on the statute. Basically, if someone could actively see the act of sex, it's illegal.


3. It is illegal for husbands in Willowdale, Oregon, to talk dirty during intercourse.
Again, this is a stretch on the statute. The law is in place to further charge a person committing unwanted sexual acts on a person. Because of the way the law reads, one could argue it is illegal for a husband to “talk dirty” during sex with their wife.


4. Sexual intercourse between unmarried couples is illegal in Georgia.
Actually, it's not. Just like in adultery Colorado, the law simply has not been taken off of the books. There is no penalty assessment connected to the law, so it's technically not a crime.


5. Engaging in any sexual position other than missionary is illegal in Washington, DC.
Also the same in the military under the UCMJ. This was to “prohibit homosexual activity”.


6. In Connorsville, Wisconsin, it is illegal for a man to shoot off a gun when his female partner is having an orgasm.
Stems from a case in which the defense argued because a woman was having an orgasm, it wasn't rape, and therefore, he did not kill her during a raping, effectively lowering his jail time.


7. In Harrisburg, Pennsylvania, it is illegal to have sex with a truck driver inside a toll booth.
Again, stems from how the statute reads.


8. Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal in Florida.
I have NO idea *LOL*


9. It is illegal in Utah to marry your first cousin before the age of 65.
The only thing odd about this one is the age notation. I'm sure someone argued after 65 years old one couldn't have children so there was no reason to prohibit the marriage at such a point.


10. Sex with animals is perfectly legal for men in Washington state, as long as the animal weighs less than 40 pounds.
0_o I'm sure it has to do with how the statute reads. This is probably one specific statute with another prohibiting sex with animals in specific. In Colorado, at first glance one would assume it is legal to have sex with your daughter if she is over 21 years of age.
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