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Transmorphers movie - Yay or nay?
subcultured at 7:48AM, April 18, 2007
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so how do you make money from gullible parents that don't know from transformers to Transmorphers? make a movie out of it and release it direct to video a week before the official movie comes out.

Brilliant!

http://www.theasylum.cc/
gotta love how “the asylum” company piggyback onto multimillion dollar campain marketing.
that way they don't have to spend a cent
hahaha
let the big boys pay the bill

more of thier movies:

Based on the horrifying true events that inspired THE EXORCIST, a psychiatrist suggests unorthodox treatment for a young girl displaying erratic and violent behavior. Certain the girl believes she has been possessed by the Devil, the doctor contacts a Catholic priest to perform the Holy Rite of Exorcism. That is when the true horror begins…


In this modern retelling of Sir Arthur Conan Doyle's fantasy action-adventure classic, a commercial airliner crashes deep in the heart of the Amazon. Now, the survivors must face a mysterious and hostile world inhabited by giant scorpions, dragons, and a simian beast that stands ten stories tall.


Based on historical events, a thrill-seeking forensic anthropologist must unravel the mysterious code locked within the works of Leonardo DaVinci. In his search for the greatest hidden treasure known to man, his hunt turns into a deadly chase around the world, leading to an explosive finale that will shake the foundations of history.


An innkeeper's life of monotony suddenly changes when he comes into possession of a treasure map. Enlisting the help of Long John Silver and his band of cutthroat pirates, he sets off in search of the cursed Skeleton Island.


Under a powerful Mayan curse, snakes are hatched inside a young woman, slowly devouring her from within. Her only chance for survival is a powerful shaman who lives across the border. With only hours to live, she jumps on a train headed for Los Angeles. Unfortunately for the passengers aboard, they are now trapped, soon to be victims of these flesh-eating vipers.

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subcultured at 7:54AM, April 18, 2007
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i gotta say, i like how that soldier(?) is shooting the transmorpher on the crotch!

I mean, DAMN! if that don't bring that robot down, nothing will!
J
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Neilsama at 8:05AM, April 18, 2007
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The only way they could top that is if they made a movie adaption of Challenge Of The Go-Bots!
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ccs1989 at 11:23AM, April 18, 2007
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Wait, seriously? These are real movies and not just jokes?

…That's hilarious!
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subcultured at 11:30AM, April 18, 2007
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long time ago i got trick by movies like this.

I thought i was buying a bruce lee movie…ended up I bought a bruce “li” movie.
bastards!
J
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skoolmunkee at 12:21PM, April 18, 2007
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No one has sued these guys yet? Haha, awesome.
  IT'S OLD BATMAN
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Inkmonkey at 12:31PM, April 18, 2007
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I really wonder how the special effects of the actual movie stand up against what they have on the cover…
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subcultured at 12:57PM, April 18, 2007
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it'll prolly be power rangery
J
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ozoneocean at 3:45PM, April 18, 2007
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i gotta say, i like how that soldier(?) is shooting the transmorpher on the crotch!
Ooooooo… Robot cockshot! Owies… :(
 
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SpANG at 7:05PM, April 18, 2007
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i gotta say, i like how that soldier(?) is shooting the transmorpher on the crotch!
Ooooooo… Robot cockshot! Owies… :(

maybe that's how they become transgender transmorphers.
“To a rational mind, nothing is inexplicable. Only unexplained.”
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Phantom Penguin at 7:07PM, April 18, 2007
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They never told me to shoot the robot in the penis in basic training…
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Rich at 9:27PM, April 18, 2007
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Wait, seriously? These are real movies and not just jokes?

…That's hilarious!

Yes, they are real. My brother actually HAS Snakes on a Train. And it sucks worse than you'd think. Seriously, it's that bad.
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ozoneocean at 12:41AM, April 19, 2007
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i gotta say, i like how that soldier(?) is shooting the transmorpher on the crotch!
Ooooooo… Robot cockshot! Owies… :(
maybe that's how they become transgender transmorphers.
Ahhhh… that's how you get Buck Angel!
(don't do an image search on that name with safe search off!)

Why does a robot even have a penis lump? o_O
 
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Kristen Gudsnuk at 1:42AM, April 20, 2007
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ozoneocean
SpANG
ozoneocean
subcultured
i gotta say, i like how that soldier(?) is shooting the transmorpher on the crotch!
Ooooooo… Robot cockshot! Owies… :(
maybe that's how they become transgender transmorphers.
Ahhhh… that's how you get Buck Angel!
(don't do an image search on that name with safe search off!)

Why does a robot even have a penis lump? o_O
well, when I wrote my paper about evangelion I spent some time talking about the crotch lump thing… in that case, though, I said it was a way to assuage the freudian castration fear, etc etc…
but in this case I think it's like, “gee a giant humanoid robot!!… this means I can build the giantest robot dick ever!!! MY LIFE GOAL, ACHIEVED!”
like in Young Frankenstein, they talked a lot about that particular aspect of the monster…
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Kristen Gudsnuk at 1:45AM, April 20, 2007
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oh btw these are the kinds of movies my dad buys me for christmas.
it's kind of depressing.
last christmas I got discount-bin $1 DVDs, and an autoharp. three strings of the autoharp broke when I touched it.
(oh and socks! lots of socks! and… WET NAPS!!!)
and he wonders why I live with my mom…
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snark at 5:56PM, April 22, 2007
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Trans…morphers??? 0_o This, I've got to see.

I remember Snakes on a Train though, that thing was so crap it made it good…in a strange, not good kinda way. Oh well, at least I made 10 bucks on a bet with a friend who didn't believe it was actually a real movie.

Oh yeah, nice spoof on the title of my old transformers topic :)
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ccs1989 at 6:39PM, April 22, 2007
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I've gotta see this movie. Also I need to find “The Da Vinci Treasure”.
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