It sounds like if I posted what my wife and I have done or are planning to do, I'd either:

a. get killed
b. send someone dovetailing into a worse depression

so I think I'll hold off. No Valentine's Day comics, although technically speaking, the Off Hours that's planned for tomorrow could be considered a little romantic…in a funky kind of way (it's a continuation of the current page).

I'm not feeling any love at all.

But that's mostly due to the fact that I made a V-day thread in Debate and discussion 2 days before this one and hardly anyone has gone there. :(

Aw, I love ya man. I'll go there ^^

EVERYONE!! CHEER UP!! all you singles alike!!! valentines day is another largely obscured holiday! –lest we forget ancient history… and I quote:

Feb 14
The eve of the Roman feast of Lupercalia. Naked youths would run through Rome, anointed with the blood of sacrificed dogs and goats, waving thongs cut from the goats. If a young woman was struck by the thong, fertility was assured. Pope Gelasius I decided this was a bit too much, and co-opted the Roman holiday to be the Feast of St. Valentine in 484 A.D.

hahaha…well I laughed. ki ki ki

I like the fact that people say for short “Happy VD!”
Happy Venereal Disease, Eveyone!

no Valentines comic planned for me.

The holiday is meaningful for those in love…but I do believe it is nothing more a day made for sale of roses, candy, and cards.

Here's a solution everyone, why not pretend you are in love with someone on The Duck and send a special Valentine PQ or post a specail Valentine here in this thread. What could it hurt? Its the internet and why not have fun with it and pretend you are wooing someone for VD! HA-HA!!!

Midge, you're promoting the spread of VD now… >: o

rofl

kids, protect your PQ inbox on this ‘special holiday’

spread it!
lets have an outbreak of VD on The Duck!

TheMidge28
spread it!
lets have an outbreak of VD on The Duck!

rofls
now someone needs to make up a standard VDPQ message for people to send. Darn, I wish this was a game started up yesterday. Everyone would wake up, check their inbox and go, “boo i'm so lonely..wha–and now I've got VD!? oh I'm so loved!”

Happy VD!

Is last night a bit fuzzy? Is there lipstick on your pillow? Is there a Shetland Pony in your bathroom being fed peanut butter by Lawn Gnome? Must be VD!
Have a wonderful full blown VD!


feel free to copy paste and send it to that special someone!

and post here letting us know if you caught VD!

Well so far things are going just a bad as I thought they would. I feel so sick thanks to this holiday, so I think I'll stay in and avoid all the mushy bullshit going on outside.

SpANG
I'm not feeling any love at all.

But that's mostly due to the fact that I made a V-day thread in Debate and discussion 2 days before this one and hardly anyone has gone there. :(

Wait, what?
We have a Debate and Discussion board on DrunkDuck?

I have never taken Valentines Day seriously enough to ever feel lonely on that day. Sometimes I even forget about it entirely…if it wasn't for all the artworks and chatter on the net it'd probably pass right over me. XP

So my position on Valentines? Total apathy.
If a couple gives each other gifts on that day, I am certainly not going to hate them for it…but of course it's ridiculous for couples to take it too seriously just as people shouldn't be so pissed off or feel so lonely.

lastcall

Zac
Name: Zac
Age: 19 going on twenty
Status: Single
Sex: Male

Looking For:
Friendship
Dating
Networking
Love
Valentine

Skills: None.
Future: None.
here and here

I hate Lonely Valentines day. Every day is Valentine's Day for me :(

I wasn't sure if you were joking about your stats….but, see, you're a very good-looking guy. But maybe you're still single because you say you have no skills and you have no plan for a future? Women like a confident guy with goals–not a depressing pessimist. That's a huge turn-off.

…..I'm just sayin'. ;)

I mean, I'm sure i'm good at something >_>;
………………………..I'm sure there's some woman out there that likes a sensitive, feminine, depressing pessimist, amirite?

PS: I hate LONELY Valentine's Day. I don't mind it when I'm not so lonely.

Midge
I like the fact that people say for short “Happy VD!”
Happy Venereal Disease, Eveyone!

That's what I kept thinkin'…

Midge
no Valentines comic planned for me.

Yeah, I'm not updating today cuz I'm figuring nobody would be reading comics… everyone's either out on their obligatory dates, or stressing about their obligatory dates, or going to watch Jumpers (which is what I intend to do).

Frostflowers
The best thing about Valentine's Day is the sale on candy on the 15th

Oh snap there's a sale on candy??!?!!!?

BTW d00ds, just cuz I quoted yous don't mean you're my Valentine alright?

*Sound of hearts being broken (muwahahahaha…)*

Midge, man, what kind of weird game did you start here? B<

TheMidge28
Here's a solution everyone, why not pretend you are in love with someone on The Duck and send a special Valentine PQ or post a specail Valentine here in this thread.

I actually got a “rose” from someone on deviantART for Valentine's. I thought it was pretty cool. :)

What I hate about Valentine's Day is when people get super bitter about it, because it makes me think: “hmm…should I be feeling bitter, too?” This guy on an elevator I was just on went on this huge rant to everyone onboard. Some nice old man said, “I got flowers and a certificate to a spa.” The bitter man replied: “I got shit.” And the “shit” reverberated throughout the enclosed space, followed by an awkward laugh and dead silence.

The only thing I'm disappointed about this Valentine's is that my dad didn't send me any chocolates, as was his habit. But, he did send a card with so many goddamn sparkles on it, I almost went blind when the light hit it.

With all this talk, maybe I'll draw up some cheesey Valentine's art for one of my comics…if I can stomach it.

Un/Happy Valentine's Day Everyone! (As you prefer.)

I got something ^_^

I got VD from BitterTea! Hey that rhymes…

I will now attempt to spread this VD to others. Remember everyone. DD isn't a cure for VD, you can still get VD by contacting or being noticed by other members.

Some side effects may occur.

I gots flower, I gots Doll, and Is wills get candy.

CANDY CANDY CANDY!!!

i gave small valentine gifts to friends and got chocolate in return… though i wish i enjoyed chocolate :P
and i dressed super cute with a dash of hot to show all the guys out there what they're missing… i think it worked ^_^ hehe

Zac
Name: Zac
Age: 19 going on twenty
Status: Single
Sex: Male

Looking For:
Friendship
Dating
Networking
Love
Valentine

Skills: None.
Future: None.
here and here

I hate Lonely Valentines day. Every day is Valentine's Day for me :(

maw… you're such a cutie ^_^ *pats head*
Last year was the only time I ever celebrated V-Day with an actual boyfriend and I got a giant teddy bear. He's cute but he hogs the bed. >.<
I wonder if I should make a Valentine profile like you. My best friend offered to be my Valentine… but I'm not sure if that counts…

beautifully_demonic
aaaahhh valentines day … the only day of the year when sex is obligatory !!! it´s like mating season yes yes … what are your thoughts ??? well … poetry and whatever is well welcome

psh… like I need a holiday to tell me when to have sex… O.O I mean… me? sex? heaven forbid *sneaks away to polish halo*

I came out early from class, hung out with friends, saw some pictures and there was lol.

Pretty nice day.


Zac would make a pretty corpse.

Is this VD PQ supposed to be resent back to original sender, or am I supposed to pass it on like a chain letter? :\

Ouch. Why is it that all of the single, lonely people come to the thread about V-day? Tsk, tsk.

Oh, and I'm single by choice. I feel that there is no need to be in any relationships.

CoyoteLongshot
Except for me, of course. I have seven girlfriends, One for each day of the week.

Yeah.

…

God, I'm so lonely. *Reaches for the formaldehyde*

We're all here for you, buddy.

mlai
Is this VD PQ supposed to be resent back to original sender, or am I supposed to pass it on like a chain letter? :\

I would assume send it on like spreading the disease!

mlai
Is this VD PQ supposed to be resent back to original sender, or am I supposed to pass it on like a chain letter? :\

If you do not send it to 5 other people today you will never find cupid's arrow :cry:

JustNoPoint
If you do not send it to 5 other people today you will never find cupid's arrow :cry:

Oh, fine. Sheesh.

I got the VD!!

*runs off to spread it while the VD still remains*

Cheer ups, single lonely people! Er, please?

I feel like Alej ~ I'm not especially bitter towards this holiday. I'm single at the moment and not lonely, but then I hear others get all depressed and I think to myself "Aww! Maybe I am lonely and I don't know it!"

So don't be sad. You make me cry. And my VD itchy.

On a funny note apparently BitterTea sent one out and it offended somebody. She then sent me an apology in the event it offended me XD

People apologizing for sharing VD, what is the world coming too?

WTF, she din't apologize to me!

(I feel so cheap…)

Hah, there. I sent 5. That's 1 more than she ever sent. Let's see if I offend anyone LOL.