oh i've got it!

someone with glasses! they are my weakness!!!

i curse this world for giving me 20/20 vision!!!

Generic Human
It means that you're so cool that the person you are with would automatically be considered the definition of sexy.

Wouldn't that mean that in light of Ozone's revised list, he has NO standards?

Skool is out to ruin me :(

But I can still win!
OK, how's this? I couldn't possibly apply arbitrary unrealistic ideals onto a real person, instead I take them as they are and let the cool in me bring out the sexiness in them… Eh? eh?

I think I just made a stronger case for “desperate”. -_-

Mainly just a good overall personality.

hmm

what do I look for in a GF/BF

* isn't easily offended, that bugs the crap outta me.
*some one I can laugh with, and can just be crazy with.
* some one who actully wants to go out and DO things.
* loyal, and won't flirt behind my back.
* Likes paranomal? occult.
* likes comics, thats a MUST
* has a hobbie other than video games, (nothing wrong with video games, love them my self, but..just needs something else)
* kinda and has the patience of a monk
* glasses.

haheaheaehae

yeah….

- Loves me for who I am and what I like.

I still wuv you Ozone. :3

-W

hahaha
i can feel the wuv in this thread

oooh I forgot one of the most important qualities!!!!
he (…. or she… if someday I become a lesbian…) has to like DAVID BOWIE!!!!
seriously!! it's one of those things that really defines a lot about one's personality (I've never met a normal bowie fan…)

subcultured
hahaha
i can feel the wuv in this thread

This concept of wuv confuses and infuriates us!

My Dream Man!

1. Doesn't cheat!
2. Funny.. And enjoys my cheesy jokes.
3. Loves Cartoons.
4. Likes to ride motorcycles or interested in motorcycles.
5. Tolerates my obsession with art!
6. Has a stable job.
7. And knows how to cut a Turkey. (I cant cut those worth a darn)
8. And knows how to treat a lady!
9. Also manners when eating.
10. Good teeth.

1. i look for personality
2. able to have a passionate relationship
3. doesnt give 2 shits that i'm slightly over weight and kinda harry

i've already got a fiancee' who is all of the above!

jakey926
3. doesnt give 2 shits that i'm slightly over weight and kinda harry

what kind of harry?
like dirty harry or harry potter?

…..
Is alive.

everybody's incredibly low standards amuses me…also makes me wish this thread was what do you look for in a PERFECT GF/BF so people can bust out with crazy things.

Hmmmm…

Find me a girl who says, “I want a guy with a sense of humor” and means it. Every girl I've dated wanted Mr. Sense-of-Humor until Mr. Drives-a-BMW walked by.
-won't be dead weight when fleeing a zombie horde (I can only kill so many of the darn things. I may be bad-ass as all get out…but I'm only one guy!)
-won't think I'm crazy because of the above item
-green eyes
-creative
-Warped sense of humor (goes with “creative”, I guess)
-likes to watch bad B-grade horror flicks
-looks foward to “New Comics Day” as much as I do (that's what we call every other saturday in the Riot Household)
-doesn't mind when I get drunk and think I'm Hellboy (there's a great “Red means STOP!” moment that goes along with this one…)
-Supportive
-will sing me to sleep (laugh all you want)
-will tell me when I'm acting like a jack-ass
-won't blow up when I tell her she's the one acting like a jack-ass
-organised…because I am quite the opposite
-likes Bad Religion
-will go to Bad Religion shows with me
-NO CHEATING… I could tell you guys stories that would curl your toes…I have really bad luck on this one.

*reads own list*
*reads everyone else's*

Mine seems quite lame by comparrison. Oh, well.

HybridLemonade
hmm

what do I look for in a GF/BF

* isn't easily offended, that bugs the crap outta me.
*some one I can laugh with, and can just be crazy with.
* some one who actully wants to go out and DO things.
* loyal, and won't flirt behind my back.
* Likes paranomal? occult.
* likes comics, thats a MUST
* has a hobbie other than video games, (nothing wrong with video games, love them my self, but..just needs something else)
* kinda and has the patience of a monk
* glasses.

haheaheaehae

yeah….

SOLD!

hmm

1 they cant want my attention every 2 seconds of the day (unless were with each other)
2 they have to be comfertable if i hang around (not look at) other wemen, non of that controlling crap either.
3 there does have to be some sort of phisical attraction (no im not shallow)
4 she has to be smart,creative, and funny. i dont mind talkitive so long as she knows when to stop talking
5 she has be able to relate to me in some way

thats pretty much it

1) good personality
2) good sense of humor
3) likes me for me
4) is caring
5) Has to at least be cute (come on. People don't want to admit it, but they have to have some looks)
6) Good communication

stuff like that.

But I did find this girl. And I am happily still with her. It has been one year and 5 months.

now let me tell you some things my exs were.

1) hates me
2) cheats on me
3) says I am a nerd cause I like video games
4) says I am going no where in life
5) says I am not attractive and dresses me up like their doll
6) says my friends are stupid
7) Ignores me
8) is satan

If you are with someone who does more then one of the 8. You should be careful and if the person you are with is number 8….run.

to be fair, your friends probably are stupid. everyone's friends are stupid

kingofsnake
to be fair, your friends probably are stupid. everyone's friends are stupid

Sez YOU! My friends are adorable! :)

-W

This topic is hilarious!
Lets see, what I look for in a guy…
I don't care so much about looks, so long as there isn't anything off-putting about them. For example, I don't like peircings on guys, they creep me out.
I'd like someone who'd watch movies with me, and who reads as many books as I do.
Geeky is good. ^^
He has to be able to at least tolerate my obbsessions over anime, and be somewhat willing to watch some episodes with me.
They need to have a good sense of humor, and be able to enjoy the little things in life.
Also, they have to be around the same age as me. That shold go withoug saying.

“You had me at ‘whatever’.” I need a girl who is…

…funny.
…intelligent and expresses it with a dry sense of humor.
…not crazy. (I've had my fill of stalkers)
…a non-smoker. (If you want me in the same room with you, you don't smoke)
…a comic nerd. Must know who Adam Warren and Al Rio are.
…against having children.
…willing to put up with my quirks.
…willing to listen to my nerdy babbling or even willing to participate in it.
…understanding if I don't talk or want to be alone for a day or week.
…NOT a Christian. (She can be Jew, though. I like Jews.)
…nonpartisan. (being anti-conservative does NOT mean that you have to believe leftwing bullshit)


Basically, if you are the polar opposite of Ann Coulter, you just might be the next girl I eventually break up with.

As far as physique for me, I don't really care that much, not a really big girl, and not armored like a tank.
Other than that, I don't give two shits what they look like, given the odd exception.
Major things I like, though: Red hair. Don't know why, I just love red hair, not emo “angst red”, real red hair.

In a personality…yet again I really don't care. Not an utter Bitch, and hopefully not too obsessed with her image.
But what I really like:
- a girl that likes my crazy moments, and won't make me feel guilty if I do something off the wall.
- Smart, I love being able to talk nerd and not feel embarassed after it. (this is why I love geek girls, as endangered a race as they are)
-Video games, so I don't feel awkward finding something to do.
- As above: sense of humor
- Loyal, I ain't gonna cheat, neither should you. Never had a problem with this, but still…
-Will understand that I am a guy, and I will probably be staring at her ass a lot more than she thinks.
-Will tell me when I'm being a douche.

By the way, I havn't read through all the lists, but I swear if I see one girl that says they want a “Good Bad boy” I'm going to get pissed.
It's time to face facts
THEY DON'T EXIST.

For some reason, I find skirts and dresses on girls to be very unattractive. It just seems more attractive when girls where pants. I don't know why.

Skimming through the thread, it's like everyone has said the same things.

If I could summarize what I would like to see in a girl in one sentence it would probably be "has read A Brief History of Time and enjoyed it."

a pulse!! A PULSE!!! goddamn it!! aagghh just a pulse!!

… and I'm willing to make exceptions.

Kristen Gudsnuk
a pulse!! A PULSE!!! goddamn it!! aagghh just a pulse!!

… and I'm willing to make exceptions.

I find whisky solves that most of the time.