Is it super nerdy of me that I just want to go ahead and answer all of these questions?

There was one Biology test in one multiple choice I wrote down “what?” as an answer.
And I forgot to erase and “correct” it when I was done.

Surprisingly, I don't think I had points taken off.

The last test i took went a little like this:

Question:

Explain Bravary

My answer:
This. (then i turned in the paper with one word written on it)

….I got kicked out of the class.

Phantom Penguin
The last test i took went a little like this:

Question:

Explain Bravary

My answer:
This. (then i turned in the paper with one word written on it)

….I got kicked out of the class.

Bahahah! Ok, thats F@#king awesome. :)

-W

i only wish the professor thought so….

Question: What was Nefertiti's(Nefertari? I could never keep those two straight) role in her husbands Sun God religion?

Answer: I cannot answer this question, because it is based on religious grounds.

xD

and in my chemistry class YEARS ago, a question asking me to balance a formula(Math is not my strong point, and this was really a complicated math question).

Answer: I'll CO2 your HSO4!

Universal Answer to any Chemistry Question:

He+Li+F+I+N+O


these are all great… :D

I think I put spongebob squarepants down as an answer in chemistry. Don't get me wrong, I knew the answer. Also there was something else…like monster balzac or something profane. I can't really remember, been too long. The teacher was this old guy, he didn't catch any of my false answers. I think a few were pretty offensive, like rape is cool or 9/11 gave me an erection. Good times.

i found a really funny anser someone did. here it is

http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=2169

it sooooo funny! XD

http://www.triskele.com/50-ways-to-fail-an-actuarial-examwith-style/

This was a pretest question for my DRafting 101 class

Q: What is a protractor?

A: A tractor that has been picked up in the draft, after a impressive college career, given a 5 year/$7 million contract and shoe deal from nike.

The prof used the answer in the “smart ass answers for a test that doesn't count”.





check out Pulp Fantasy

Disney World Survey-

Q: How do you rate the cleanliness of the Prime Time Cafe?

A: Poor

Q: Why did you give a rating of poor for the cleanliness of the Prime Time Cafe?

A: It was dirty.

I'm more the type of person that just doen't fill in questions at all where I don't know the answer of, or just guess something that might somehow be possible. Why? Because teachers would READ weird test-answers in frot of the whole class and you would totally be emberrased. At junior high I used to make up things because the teacher said she would be angry if you would leave it blank, but when you DID put something there that was a totally made up answer she read it out loud and you'd here the whole classroom laughing. And I've also got into a little trouble when there was an assignment where you needed to write a conversation between kids and I would make one where they'd get angry and got into a fight with each other :)

I also remember that my friend would fill in every answer he didn't know with a title from a Metallica song. Ofcourse the teachers love to embarres someone that does that again, which makes me think again that teachers just always have to be evil. Even if they seem nice they love to make fun of kids whenever they get these sort of chances.






This must be the most boring topic reply ever written on a funny subject ;)

In french I would goof off all the time, in a game someoen rang a bell for us to start, when they hit it I screamed and ran out of the room.

I knew I was going to get a high grade in that class, I was really good at french, so on the final she asked for us to give a story in french about what we did the past few days. I answered something along the lines of being attacked by Earl the Christmas hippo and having to retreat to a volcano in south america or something like that.

I also got these question:

A.) How did Alice get to her destination?
She suffered an episode of spontaneous psychological breakdown, simultaniously causing her to find Nirvana and the post office at the same time

I also wrote something about the power rangers that I just can't remember.

I think I've had some really good moments in biology.

Mind you I was in an intro to biology course when asked about this cloning. I don't remember the words exactly of the test (this was 3 years ago) but I remember my answer went along the lines of this:

While cloning is possible, I don't believe it should be practiced among humans, as the clones will be evil. Look at Hitler. Case closed.

This actually started my whole “Clones are evil” thing. And I firmly believe that clones will uprise and attack the originals.

Luckily the question wasn't worth points, they were just opinion questions.

I remember back in the day of US History in High School I just never studied, so I went into the tests completely blind. I usually passed, even if it was just barely. But there were a few answers I remember giving:

I'm sorry, I can't remember this bit of trivia, as I watched Jeopardy last night. I can tell you some other useless information if you want!

I'm sorry, I just can't remember this. It's hopeless you know.

I can't divulge that information as it compromise our agents in the feild.

Do you really want an answer?


My US History teacher didn't like me much. I think he was more annoyed at me than anything because I didn't apply myself at all in high school… or at least his class.


Oh,m and Terminal, you had me cracking up with the dumbing down of Shakespeare.

Jillers
Oh,m and Terminal, you had me cracking up with the dumbing down of Shakespeare.

That's not all I did.

"But this same day
Must end that work the ides of March begun;
And whether we shall meet again I know not.
Therefore our everlasting farewell take:
For ever, and for ever, farewell, Cassius!
If we do meet again, why, we shall smile;
If not, why, then, this parting was well made."

Eminently on this proportionate and tantamount diurnal course
Quintessence terminus the scutwork the 15th of March inchoate;
If we by all, accost reiteratively, I know nothing therefor of.
Inasmuch as our amaranthine adieu:
in perpetuum, and in perpetuum, farewell, Cassius!
Ostensibly we do accost afresh, crux of a mystery, we shall express tenderness;
If inadmissible, like all things in this world, then this valedictory was done well.

:)

In Biology, there was this real difficult question involving yeast.

What class of fungi does yeast fall into?

I drew a delfino saying “HAVE A PINEAPPLE!”

The funny part is, he didnt mark it wrong.

zaneeba_slave
In Biology, there was this real difficult question involving yeast.

What class of fungi does yeast fall into?

I drew a delfino saying “HAVE A PINEAPPLE!”

The funny part is, he didnt mark it wrong.

this made me laugh really hard for some reason… just the thought of a delfino offering someone a pineapple…

:D

…

whats a delfino?

Jillers
And I firmly believe that clones will uprise and attack the originals.

Well, yeah, that's obvious.

I would be pretty pissed too if I was created to be an exact replica of another, unable to have my own identity… How else would I assert my own individuality than by murdering the original, thereby destroying evidence that I am not a true creature. By killing the original, the clone would be asserting itself as a living, breathing, unique human rather than some test subject.

Why can't people see how obvious this is?

These were questions i had in college a few days ago. A priar knoledge survey.

1. What is the capitla of Kenya.
You spelt “Capital” wrong, no grade for you!

2. What is the current invention to test if a product has an anti-gravitaional force?
Attach it to a cat with buttered toast.

3. What happened on 9/11?
A couple of stunt junkies were riding motor bikes on the empire state building and doing wheelies, when a helicoptor swooped down and told them to get off, the helicopter was in the way and an airplane filled with magical pixies covered with peanut butter crashed into one of the twin towers, speading peanut butter everywhere inside. Unfortunitly they needed help getting out so a secound plane was sent to rescue them….they missed. And then a third plane with a suicide bomb dude took over the controls and tried to crash into the white house, but he saw a Monkey in the cargo area and turned up the air conditioner, he rubbed the monkeys nipples until they were hard and pointy, then ate spray cheese off of them.

Glarg
Some really weird shit

You, sir should seek some help >_>

I had a ‘F*** YOU. Im leaving!’ in my fanil year but i sill had the mock exsemis sent to me. With were all returned with lines of ‘i am a fish’ on them. Im a Red Dwaf fan.

No-one ever complaned.

I did most of my real exseams probley. Until i got to the ‘free writting’ part of english lit were I written a rant about how the edication sistom sucks obsenits.

Again i sill passed.

TheTopHat
I had a ‘F*** YOU. Im leaving!’ in my fanil year but i sill had the mock exsemis sent to me. With were all returned with lines of ‘i am a fish’ on them. Im a Red Dwaf fan.

No-one ever complaned.

I did most of my real exseams probley. Until i got to the ‘free writting’ part of english lit were I written a rant about how the edication sistom sucks obsenits.

Again i sill passed.

Dude, spell check time.
Exams, complained, exams (Exseams? what?), Education, System, Obsinities.

In English we have to write a sonnet about something we love…
Let's see if I can come up with one…

Words cannot express my love for myself,
I'm just so cool that the paper would lie.
Though I may sound like an arrogant elf,
My great awesomeness you cannot deny.
I am better than you ever can be,
You are nothing but my inferior,
And it is just so awesome to be me,
Worship me, I'm obviously better.
Each day, I stare at my great reflection.
Each day, I bask in its supreme greatness.
Those who spite me will face retribution,
And I'll remain in my eternal bliss.
You wish you could take a walk in my shoes,
But mah speech is jus' plain bettah than you's.

Doesn't that just sing to your heart?

Terminal, you're my hero.


The only thing I remember doing in dumbing down Shakespeare was writing the opening scene of Hamlet, and the two guards are talking about the Ghost, and I wrote the line:
“Ghost? That's wiggity wiggity whack!”
I still laugh about it to date.


“Who was Miss Havisham?”

Some crazy lady. I believe she's suffering from a severe case of repression, obviously stemming from the fact that old what's his face never showed up for their wedding, but probably going deeper into her childhood. It's very likely her father abandoned her. Possibly her mother, her only family, was very close to her, and really liked, you know… the guy… and approved of their marriage, but died. Since he didn't show up at their wedding, it shattered her psyche.

She's off her nut. I'm surprised she wasn't sent to bedlam.
–

That was in my high school English class, I think it was Sophomore year. I still hate Great Expectations. I got the answer right though.

Lsnewton
For a politics test I answered an entire page of questions with ‘Yoda’.
In maths I once answered a question with a drawing of a crazed owl with the caption ‘the owl dictates that this is an unacceptable question’.

The owl thing is the best idea ever

Priceman
When i was confused on those “Scantron” Test, i just answered: “ABACADABA” all the way down.

It got me through High School.

OMG I GOTTA TRY THAT!!

Im a Ninja.

kingofsnake
Physics 101

Question: When a magnet is run across a metal bar, what causes the opposing force on the magnet?

My Answer: There are hundreds of invisible lepruchans living in the metal bar. As it has been well documented lepruchans have a severe allergy to all types of magnetisim. When the magnets are drawn across the metal the lepruchans flee the bar and use their magical lepruchan powers to travel instantaneously back to mother Ireland, where they get raucously drunk. So drunk in fact that they lose track of their concept of time, and whent they use their magical lepruchan powers to travel home to their metal bar they accidentally travel to a moment in time prior to when they actually left. For an instant this influx of lepruchans to the metal bar, and the bend of time/space that this creates builds up a magical lepruchan time force (MLTF) which hinders the magnet.




I didn't do well in physics.

Great stuff! XDDD

Question: Describe the Quakers.
Answer: The Quakers were a group of people probably having little or nothing to do with oatmeal.

Question: Create a sentence, in German, using the verb “essen”:
Answer: Ich esse gern die Pokemon - probier das Pikachu, er schmeckt sehr gut!
Translation: I like to eat Pokemon - try the Pikachu, he tastes really good!

Teacher responded with “nein, das ist nicht possible.” but she probably just didn't know how to say “you're a friggin weirdo!”